yess i can't stop thinking about mean gojo because he KNOWS hes the shit so he'll be MEAN abt it n tease u asf meowwwwww
(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ cocky and meanie!gojo satoru . . . warnings: 18+, SMUT, teasing, aged up , degradation overstimulation, NOT PROOFREAD, short drabble!
˖𓍢ִ໋❀.ೃ࿔ satoru gojo, your bestest friend, is unfortunately a man who's so full of himself he could eat off it.
he'd be sooooo annoyed about you blabbing and complaining about not having the perfect boyfriend to satiate all your needs. how could you complain when he's right in front of you? "i'm just so jelly! they all have their sweet boyfriends at their beck n' call..." you aimlessly babble as you were laid out on your bed scrolling through the contacts in your flip-phone.
"blah, blah, blah..." he spouts, usually he's the one rambling on about stupid things you couldn't care about. how long would he have to suffer listening to your horny thoughts?
"i haven't been fucked in practically years..." you'd casually say with a frown. he rolls his eyes so hard they'd almost stuck. "wow, you're kidding me," "ugh- i genuinely would like a mean fucking right now- i dunno," you were bored out of your mind in your shared dorm with satoru, it's bound to have days like this. "eewww." he groans despite how he loves it every time there's evidence on how the two of you had become so disgustingly close, no story or request would phase either of you.
"you're so shy in public and ya' have the audacity to say that to me?" satoru gojo has everything, but he feels like he's being punished right now. "you are my friend, just listen," you smile as you were deep in thought.
"maybe i could try sugu'?"
he groans and immediately jumps you against your bed, his lanky body caging your frame. "satoru!" you scold, though physical contact wasn't really a problem with the both of you.
"not geto! really?" gojo's mouth jutted out in the most exaggerated pout. "him before me? he's already got enough girls, blah. talk about manwhore."
"before you? d'you think you're an option?" he scoffs, "i should be the first option!"
he pinches your cheeks and gives you a snarky smile. "pleaseee?" satoru obnoxiously leaves barely any space between his lips and yours. "please? please? please?" he quickly bites your lip and flee away before you could stop him. "let me fuck you...?"
"tsk, you goof, i'd imagine you a whiny mess in bed."
"hah." he gives you the usual grin he makes whenever he's drunk off of adrenaline from a hard fight. "i could fuck you like a bitch."
"satoru!" you furrow your brows at him, smacking his lips at the language, "whaaaat? you can't take dirty talk? after all that talk?"
"j-just shut it.."
"let me have fun with you, hehe."
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"you've fantasized about this, i bet," he prods his dick against the cloth, trying hard to fuck you through your cotton panties. "only whores would think about this, hmmm?" he's got you folded underneath him. his one hand's taken a hold of both your legs, keeping them together. the other hand guiding his length. "sato- satoruu..." you whimper softly. your clit twitches fromthe additional friction of the cotton.
"haaah-! you have suuuuch a slutty face when you moan!" "toru, don't be so mean-!" you cry.
"mm'just telling you incase you dunno- it's so fucking hot- i'd frame it if i could," he rolls his hips deliberately slow just to watch your face twist into that flustered mess again. his smirk would turn wicked. “satoruu…” you breathed, all soft and shaky...
he loved it. loved how weak your voice got under him. loved how your face flushed that pretty pink when he teased you with slow rolls of his hips, even if there was fabric.
“hmm? what’s wrong?” he tilted his head mockingly, feigning innocence even as he pressed harder through the fabric. “knew you can't handle a little teasing...”
his hand slid from pinning both your legs together to suddenly gripping one thigh instead, yanking it up higher around him so there was no space left at all. surprising you with his dick slipping fully inside you, your panties swept to the side. "'toru!" he drives his cock as far as it could inside your cunt. you didn't even know it could go that far!
the moment satoru's cock slipped all the way inside you, he mockingly laughs. "my best friend's a slut!" he announced proudly. your eyes stung from how overwhelming it is. you're trying so hard not to cry and feed his already big ego. he was so insufferable.
how can he already move with such speed right after he's bottom out? you swore it was because of his powers. he's really maxed out on everything, fucking's not an exception. "how can ya ignore me for years, m'handsome, rich, powerful... should i have advertised- fuck- my big dick?"
you look up at him, staring through the haze, and watch the crazylook on his face: smiling and showing off all his teeth, drunk off pride. you've definitely underestimated how calm he'd be while you feel like you're gonna pass out any minute from how hard he's rearranging your guts.
"even if you're a whore and an ignorant bitch, i still love you. ♡"
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