[freshpickle]

I'm just a girl trying to get through all the books she wants to read

[tarotdaddy-deactivated20230807]

I’m a firm believer in kissing places that are usually left untouched during sex. Kissing your hips and ribs. Your spine and wrist. I want to indulge in every part of you.

[spectralsuggestions]

i like the concept of soulmates—not a “you’re destined to meet me, and love me” kind of soulmate, but a “i’d pick you, every time.” kind of soulmate. a “no matter what happens, and what has happened, i want to go through it with you.” kind of soulmate. a “i love you by choice, and you’re a blessing, and i’m going to continue thinking about you this way not because i have to but because i want to.” kind of soulmate. a “you help me rest easy when everything is difficult” kind of soulmate. a “in every possible outcome, i want you there, to share it with me.” kind of soulmate.

[midnightchapter]

Cyrano de Bergerac: in a free adaption by Martin Crimp

[kosmogrl]

[bobmckenzie]

"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" OK well I can sit behind him and wrap my arms around his middle and comfortingly rock him side to side

[clickbeetle]

??? why are “friends with benefits” now considered a cringe straight people thing???? friends can fuck. it’s literally fine

[clickbeetle]

people on here are like “you CANNOT fuck someone unless you really love them and are in a long term romantic relationship with them!!!!!!! oh but sex workers are valid hehe”

[clickbeetle]

someone on tiktok will be like “i’m not ready/looking for for a romantic relationship but i have a lot of stress so my friend and i consensually bone sometimes and it makes us both feel better” and someone on tumblr will post a screenshot of it and say “ewwww why can’t you just be normal??” while simultaneously claiming to be sex-positive

[alter-koker]

something ive noticed while reading dantes inferno is that there seems to be a lot of italians in hell

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

torn between getting a girlfriend and getting really into russian literature. i feel like the two are mutually exclusive somehow

[cryptotheism]

"It's okay if you don't want to read the classics" okay but you should try. Books hit different when you're not being forced to read them.

[bopeep]

*doesnt check my academic email* everythings OK

[unsentslutdrafts]

I LOVE THESE SMMM

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

hamlet dashboard simulator

😱 elsinore-confessions Follow

widowed queen gertrude is crazyyyyy fine

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🏴‍☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark

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#personal #to be or not to be UGH that is the question #like is it nobler in the minds to suffering slings and arrows of outrageous fortune??? #or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them #:( #to die #to SLEEP #no more #and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to #tis a consummation DEVOUTLY to be wished #to die to sleep #to sleep perchance to dream?? #ay THERES the rub #for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil #that gives me pause tbh

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📚 horatio.the.truant

can we please stop fear mongering and spreading misinformation about what has been going on lately. take it from a wittenberg uni student: there is no such thing as ghosts, and there is not one roaming around elisnore castle. there are literally guards patrolling 24/7. if there were ghosts we would know.

📚 horatio.the.truant

hey guys! so turns out there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in my philosophy

#actually shaking right now #what the fuck is going on

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👻 ghost.tracker Follow  

spotted last night, marcellus and myself, when yond same star that’s westward from the pole had made his course t’illume that part of heaven where it now burns. the bell was then beating one

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😊 average-dane-20 Follow

omg murder of gonzago is touring here this month!! i just got my tickets im SO excited

✉️ im-orsick-of-this

honestly don't get your hopes up about this production. i heard they're changing the whole story around and it's kind of a weird modern retelling :( sounds like it's gonna be a waste of time unfortunately

#i signed an nda at work so i cant really say how i know this #but trust me guys you do not want to be there when this happens

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😱 elsinore-confessions Follow

it's actually so fucked up that people are just on tumblr blogging about how hot they think the queen is. does no one care about the fact that she literally has a son who is probably really uncomfortable seeing these comments on his dash. is anyone thinking about him. does anyone care that he's probably having a really hard time right now

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#one can literally smile and be a villain in denmark this place fucking sucks

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🏴‍☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark

im actually going to kill my uncle

🏴‍☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark

im not joking like im really going to do it

🏴‍☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark

guys should i kill my uncle????

yes

no

Voting ended onSep 16, 2025

#FUCK what an ass am i #this is most brave #im literally the son of a dear father murdered #prompted to revenge by heaven and hell #and im out here like a whore unpacking my heart with words #fuck thisssss #hmm ive heard guilty creatures sitting at a play have by the cunning of the scene #been so struck to the soul that they just proclaim their malefactions #👀

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👴🏻 p0l0nius Follow

goodbye son @ laertes and good luck in paris! the wind sits in the shoulder of your sail and you are stayed for. i send my blessing with thee and these few precepts in thy memory Read more

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🤺 laertes

au revoir bitches ya boy is on his way to parissss

#FUCK this court #not really sure what is going on here but i am not sticking around to find out lmfao #also does anyone know if the ghost stuff everyone is reblogging is real

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🧪 not.king.claudius

stop reblogging that post about the king's wedding

okay buckle up because i have been seeing a LOT of people talk about how the timing of the king and queen's marriage after the late king's death was weird. but first of all, the picture that has been going around alleging that they used the same food from his funeral to furnish the wedding feast is NOT real and has been debunked multiple times by @ also-not-king-claudius. so please stop reblogging that. second, i've been seeing posts saying that the late king hamlet was way hotter than claudius (like hyperion to a satyr etc) which is honestly so disrespectful when claudius threw an awesome wedding feast that a lot of you all benefitted from and all king hamlet ever did was wage war on fortinbras. also gertrude and claudius were NOT having an affair before they got married. i dont even know how that rumor got started because there is absolutley no proof. it's incredibly irresponsible to spread rumors like that when they are so destructive and hurtful and i cant believe people never check their sources before reblogging. and btw @/elsinore-confessions is NOT a reliable source. sorry but i will be blocking anyone who reblogs posts claiming there was some kind of affair. anyway i dont know what i expected from this hellsite but tbh it was more than this :/

#claudius was literally just in equal scale weighing dole and delight #but of course thats controversial now #🙄

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🌼 opheliaaaaa

view from my walk this morning!

#nature #flowers #wildlife #aesthetic

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💁🏻‍♀️ concerned.danish.mom

hey guys. does anyone have tips on how to connect with your teenage son when he keeps accusing you of unchastity and incest :(

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🌹 rose.n.crantz Follow

yayyyy king claudius gave us free cruise tickets to england

⭐️ youre-looking-guildenstern Follow

it's actually been forever since we hung out with hamlet. this is gonna be so fun

⭐️ youre-looking-guildenstern Follow

does anyone know how to send a distress signal

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🌄 remembering-denmark-54 Follow

Today we remember Yorick, a former court jester of the late King Hamlet who passed away several years ago. He is now buried in the Elsinore Castle Graveyard, and is remembered as a fellow of most excellent fancy.

🏴‍☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark

omg poor yorick :(( @ horatio.the.truant i knew him!!! a fellow of infinite jest

#he hath borne me on his back like a thousand times!! #and now how abhorred in my imagination it is! #my gorge straight up rises at it #here hung those lips that i kissed i know not how oft #where are ur gibes now? #gambols? #songs? #flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?

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🌼 opheliaaaaa

ummm ok hiiiiii <3

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👑 young.fortinbras Follow

anyone else been lowkey thinking about invading denmark lately

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😱 elsinore-confessions Follow

not to insult the crown prince or whatever but does anyone else think he seems like a fucking loser

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[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

"Immature people crave and demand moral certainty: This is bad, this is good. Kids and adolescents struggle to find a sure moral foothold in this bewildering world; they long to feel they’re on the winning side, or at least a member of the team. To them, heroic fantasy may offer a vision of moral clarity. Unfortunately, the pretended Battle Between (unquestioned) Good and (unexamined) Evil obscures instead of clarifying, serving as a mere excuse for violence — as brainless, useless, and base as aggressive war in the real world."

Ursula K Le Guin at it again, being right as always

[myjetpack]

My cartoon for this week’s New Scientist magazine

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

benedick’s love confession is so funny. beatrice actively sobbing her eyes out because her best friend and cousin just publicly got disowned by her father, slandered by everyone she knows, her life is presumably ruined forever now because of some insane guy’s claim that she cheated on him which is just obviously not true but no one will believe her and no one will believe beatrice and there is literally nothing beatrice can say to make it better and AS SHE IS CRYING benedick is like heyyy btw…im in love with you. isn’t that crazy haha

[madgirlscosm-deactivated2025051]

(excerpted from Leila Chatti's poem: "Tea", published in Missouri Review)