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𝐃𝐎𝐆  𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐒  𝐆𝐎𝐃.     below  are  fifty  sentence  starters  from  bert  v.  royal’s  play,   dog  sees  god.     trigger warning for death.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  as  you  see  fit!

‘   everyone  else  judges  everything  i  say.   ’ ‘   i  hope  you’ll  have  the  decency  to  bury  me  in  an  actual  cemetery  rather  than  the  backyard.   ’ ‘   FIND.   AN.   IDENTITY.   ’ ‘   you  don’t  tell  me  how  to  live  my  life  and  i  won’t  tell  you  how  to  live  yours.   ’ ‘   what  do  you  think  happens  when  we  die?  ’ ‘   i  think  i’d  kind  of  like  to  be  nothingness.   ’ ‘   the  things  that  we  think  define  us,  don’t  mean  shit  in  the  grand  scheme  of  things.   us  defines  us.   ’ ‘   we  all  handle  grief  in  different  ways.   ’ ‘   this  conversation  is  a  major  downer,   amigo.   let’s  talk  about  something  happy..   ’ ‘   he’s  always  lookin’  at  me  like  he’s  in  love  with  me.   ’ ‘   i  added  that  to  the  story  for  dramatic  effect.   ’ ‘   i  hate  to  tell  you  this.   but  sometimes  you  are  really  bland.   ’ ‘   the  spork  is  such  a  great  invention.   simple  but  effective.   i  wonder  who  came  up  with  it?   ’ ‘   maybe  you’re  not  the  bully,   but  you  stand  idly  by  and  watch.   in  my  eyes  that  makes  you  even  worse.   ’ ‘   i  think  we  both  know  why  i  don’t  have  any  friends.   ’ ‘   go  ahead.   i’ll  show  you  how  people  get  hurt  and  don’t  run  away  to  cry  like  a  big  fucking  baby.   ’ ‘   i  wasn’t  fighting  a  war.   but  okay.   truce.   ’ ‘   there  has  to  be  some  reward  for  having  to  live  thorugh  this.   ’ ‘   they  say  a  dog  sees  god  in  his  master.   a  cat  looks  in  the  mirror.   ’ ‘   i  will  be  an  extraordinary  creature.   ’ ‘   that  was  a  very  stupid  thing  you  did.   ’ ‘   i’m  not  running  away  with  you!   ’ ‘   i  never  want  to  see  you  again  as  long  as  i  live!   in  fact,  i  think  that  I  HATE  YOU!   ’ ‘   do  you  remember  how  you  told  me  you  loved  me  last  night?   did  you  mean  it?   ’ ‘   i’m  failing  like  three  classes.   i  kissed  name.   and  my  sister’s  decided she’s  wiccan  this  week.   but  that’s  just  this  week.  ’ ‘   it  wasn’t  a  big  deal.   i  kissed  him  last  night  at  a  party.   in  front  of  everybody.   ’ ‘   actually  we  were  fighting  and  then  we  were  talking  and  i  just  kissed  him.   ’ ‘   what  if  i’m  not  straight?   ’ ‘   not  saying  something  isn’t  the  same  as  saying  something.   ’ ‘   when  i  kissed  him,   i  didn’t  care  or  wonder  what  anyone  was  going  to  think,   i  just  did  it.   ’ ‘   her  hair  is  a  symbol  of  innocence  and  my  lighter  is  a  symbol  of  corruption.   ’ ‘   promise  me  you  won’t  apologize.   ’ ‘   i've  already started  spreading  the  word  that  if  they  mess  with  my  boyfriend,   i’ll  be  kicking  some  ass.   ’ ‘   i’m  falling  in  love  with  you.   ’ ‘   so,   are  you  two,   like,   a  couple  now?   ’ ‘   you  know,   when  we  were  kids,   i  used  to  look  up  to  you.   ’ ‘   i  promise  that  things  get  better.   hang  in  there.   be  strong.    ’ ‘   don’t  concern  yourself  with  death.   immerse  yourself  in  life.   ’ ‘   i  apologize  for  not  being  there  for  you  before.   ’ ‘   just  know  that  there’s  someone  out  there  thinking  about  you.   ’ ‘   maintain  in  your  heart  all  that  makes  you  who  you  are.   ’

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𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.     below  are  THIRTY +  sentence  starters  taken  from  various  last  week  tonight  segments.

‘   it’s  a  STRIKING  image.   ’ ‘   the  images  are  beautiful  enough  to  speak  for  themselves.   ’ ‘   i  genuinely  have  NO  MEMORY  of  what  that  joke  was.   ’ ‘   deep  down,   it  probably  NEVER  made  any  sense.   ’ ‘   you’re  cute,  kid.   you’re  just  not  TV  cute. ’ ‘   that’s  a  ghost  mustache,  name.   it  looks  like  a  real  mustache  died  on  your  face.   ’ ‘   that’s  terrible!   mainly  because  it’s  FUN  putting  condoms  on  produce!   ’ ‘   i’m  thinking  of  switching  my  major.   ’ ‘   those  people  are  assholes.   ’ ‘   they’re  all  dead  now.   ’ ‘   please,  call.   not  emergency,   but  please  call,   very  important.   don’t  worry.   ’ ‘   i  saw  him  on  television,   and  i  sent  him  some  money.   ’ ‘   it’s  like  having  a  penpal  who’s  in  deep  with  some  loan  sharks.   ’ ‘   and  you  know  what?   i  kept  that  one  dollar  bill,   because  FUCK  HIM.   ’ ‘   let’s  go  to  church!   ’ ‘   debt  be  gone!   ’ ‘   truly  we  have  witnessed  a  fucking  MIRACLE  tonight!   ’ ‘   i’ll  just  wait  forever.   i  CANNOT  go  in  there.   ’ ‘   it’s  like.   i’ve  never  seen  so  much  water.   except  like.   lakes,  i  guess.   ’ ‘   i  don’t  wanna  say  it’s  UNSAFE,   but  it’s  dangerous.   ’ ‘   the  trash  was  overflowing,   so  i  just  started  putting  it  in  the  microwave.   ’ ‘   building  is  FUN!   destroying  is  FUN!   ’ ‘   don’t  get  cocky.   ’ ‘   this  thing  is  gonna  blow!     in  fifteen,   twenty  years.   ’ ‘   if  anything  exciting  happens,   we’ve  done  it  wrong.  ’ ‘   take  that  shit  to  catalogue,   you’re  NOT  editorial.   ’ ‘   i  know  this  isn’t  gonna  stop  you,   name,   but  it  WILL  make  it  just  a  LITTLE  harder  for  you  to  fuck  up  the  whole  neighborhood.   ’ ‘   it’s  probably  fine.   ’ ‘   say  hello  to  first  name  BOOM  BOOM  last  name.   ’ ‘   there  are  people  in  this  room  who  are  going  to  make  an  UNGODLY  amount  of  money  selling  ( product ).   ’ ‘   free  samples,   and  even  better:   free  chicken  parm!   ’ ‘   but  think  about  it:   lunch  is  AWESOME.   ’ ‘   separate  checks?   or  is  ONE  person  buying  your  influence?   just  one?   ’ ‘   i  remember  those  days.   such  pure,  distilled  joy.   ’ ‘   i  would  ask  for  a  moment  of  silence,   but  frankly,  that’s  not  enough.   ’ ‘   i  want  answers.   now.   how  did  this  happen?!   ’ ‘   they  died  doing  what  they  loved.   fucking  in  space.   ’

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sentence starters from jonathan coulton’s 2006 album,   thing - a - week 1.          change pronouns as needed.           covers and / or adaptations not included.

❛ i fear nothing anymore. ❜

❛ see you all in hell. ❜

❛ i got my very own workshop in the basement. ❜

❛ if  you need me, i’ll be downstairs. ❜

❛ you can call, but i probably won’t hear you. ❜

❛ you’ll be okay, you’ll be upstairs, with the tv. ❜

❛ you can cry, and i probably won’t hear you. ❜

❛ we haven’t got real friends, and now even the fake ones have stopped calling.❜

❛ i like the starbucks here, that’s better than the other one, ‘cause the other one’s not as good. ❜

❛ when it’s time to go to bed, i’m still awake inside my head. ❜

❛ is bitter there? i’d rather talk to her than disappointed. though she’s not quite as fun as good and mad! ❜

❛ you think the world revolves around you, but it doesn’t, so you sit and spin. ❜

❛ how did that get there? ❜

❛ why does everybody hate me? ❜

❛ we’re all familiar with the tragedy of being you. ❜

❛ it’s hard to show you any sympathy when all you do is beg for pain. ❜

❛ you’re all alone. ❜

❛ the world’s against you, so you think, or maybe wish it was. at least that way someone would care, but no one does. ❜

❛ i’m not responsible for you.❜

❛ you’ll have to get your blood from somebody else now. ❜

❛ i guess you better get a brand new sucker. ❜

❛ i guess you better get a brand new man. ❜

❛ everybody’s gonna get it wrong sometimes: everybody thought that you were OK. ❜

❛ none of could drive then, so we had to get a ride. ❜

❛ i recognized her face right away. ❜

❛ i was young, and i felt so small. i was no one then, who was i?❜

❛ someone played steve miller, someone set some stuff on fire. ❜

❛ there’s a lot of things i don’t remember now. ❜

❛ ok, guys, everyone ready to sing the song? ❜

❛ we want a song that’s safe to play. ❜

❛ i just want everyone to do their best, you know? ❜

❛ i don’t wanna speak too soon, but, uh, we may have saved christmas! ❜

❛ see you tomorrow at rehearsal? ❜

❛ when i drive car i feel like sexy ❜

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𝐏𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.     below  are  fifty  lyric  /  sentence  starters  from  the  musical  pippin.     feel  free  to  change  pronouns  as  you  see  fit!

‘   we’ve  got  magic  to  do.   ’ ‘   everything  has  its  time.   ’ ‘   why  do  i  feel  i  don’t  fit  in  anywhere  i  go?   ’ ‘   i’ve  got  to  find  my  corner  of  the  sky.   ’ ‘   people  like  the  way  dreams  have  of  sticking  to  the  soul.  ’ ‘   don’t  you  see  i  want  my  life  to  be  something  more  than  long?   ’ ‘   so  many  men  seem  destined  to  settle  for  something  small.   ’ ‘   i  won’t  rest  until  i  know  i’ll  have  it  all.   ’ ‘   don’t  ask  where  i’m  going.   ’ ‘   you  look  thinner.   ’ ‘   last  night,   didn’t  you  miss  dinner?   ’ ‘   welcome  home.   ’ ‘   it’s  smarter  to  be  lucky,   than  it’s  lucky  to  be  smart!   ’ ‘   blood  is  warmer  than  wine.   ’ ‘   steel  is  sharper  than  sight.   ’ ‘   his  life  seemed  purposeless  and  flat.     aren’t  you  glad  you  don’t  feel  like  that?   ’ ‘   we  all  could  use  a  change  of  scene!   ’ ‘   when  your  best  days  are  yester,   the  rest  are  twice  as  dear.   ’ ‘   before  it’s  too  late,   stop  trying  to  wait  for  fortune  and  fate  and  secure  of!   ’ ‘   it’s  time  to  start  livin’!   ’ ‘   spring  will  turn  to  fall!     in  just  no  time  at  all!   ’ ‘   good  deeds  and  good  work  earn  you  laurels.   ’ ‘   all  my  days  are  twice  as  fair  if  i  could  share  my  days  with  you.   ’ ‘   if  you  will  take  my  love,   then  all  my  dreams  are  truly  begun.   ’ ‘   when  i  help  others  i’m  really  helping  myself!   ’ ‘   why  won’t  my  hands  stop  shaking?   ’ ‘   we  can  make  the  new  day  bright.   ’ ‘   you  look  frenzied,   you  look  frazzled.   ’ ‘   you’ll  pull  through  in  just  a  while,   ‘cause  you’re  on  the  right  track.   ’ ‘   what  i’ve  left  behind  looks  trifling!     what’s  ahead  looks  black!   ’ ‘   i’ll  never  find  it!   never,   never,   never,   NEVER!     SHIT!   ’ ‘   you’d  almost  swear  he  was  dead.   ’ ‘   i’m  your  average  ordinary  kind  of  woman!   ’ ‘   when  you’re  extraordinary,   you  gotta  do  extraordinary  things!   ’ ‘   i  once  knew  a  man,   he  lived  each  day  the  same,   safe  and  sane  and  swell.     when  they  told  me  he  died,   i  didn’t  cry.     all  i  could  say  was,   ‘how  could  they  tell?!’   ’ ‘   lookin’  at  life  from  deep  in  a  rut  can  give  you  a  view  of  the  sunshine.   ’ ‘   i’m  terribly  sorry,   but  i  don’t  care!   ’ ‘   i’ve  gotta  be  someone  who  lives  all  of  his  life  in  superlatives!   ’ ‘   the  fact  that  i’m  special  is  easy  to  see,   so  why  doesn’t  anybody  see  it  but  me?   ’ ‘   here  i  am  to  seize  my  day,   if  someone  would  just  tell  me  when  the  hell  it  is!   ’ ‘   don’t  make  me  think  about  everyday  things.   ’ ‘     they  say  the  whole  is  greater  than  the  sum  of  the  parts  it’s  made  of.     well,   if  it’s  true  of  anything,   it’s  true  of  love.   ’ ‘   i  guess  i’ll  miss  the  man.   ’ ‘   some  men  are  simple,   good  men.     this  man  wasn’t  one.   ’ ‘   think  about  the  sun,   [ name ].   ’ ‘   if  i’m  never  tied  to  anything,   i’ll  never  be  free.   ’ ‘   i  wanted  such  a  little  thing  from  life:   i  wanted  so  much.   ’ ‘   i  never  came  close  my  love.     we  nearly  came  near.   ’ ‘   there’s  no  color  i  can  have  on  earth  that  won’t  finally  fade.   ’ ‘   i’ve  got  to  be  where  my  spirit  can  run  free.   ’

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𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒,   act  two.    below  are  twenty  -  two  lyric  starters  from  the  second  act  of  the  musical  sunday in the park with george.     feel  free  to  change  pronouns  as  needed !!                 act  one.

‘   it’s  hot  up  here.   ’ ‘   i  hate  this  dress.   ’ ‘   i  can’t  see  anything.   ’ ‘   i  hate  these  people.   ’ ‘   you  have  excellent  concentration.   ’ ‘   it’s  good  to  be  together  again.   ’ ‘   you  can’t  divide  art  today  into  categories  neatly.   ’ ‘   art  isn’t  easy.   ’ ’   advancing  art  is  easy,   financing  it  is  not.   ’ ‘   having  just  a  vision’s  no  solution.   ’ ‘   keeping  at  a  distance  doesn’t  pay.   ’ ‘   if  you  feel  a  sense  of  coalition,   then  you  never  really  stand  alone.   ’ ‘   it’s  not  so  much  do  what  you  like,   as  like  what  you  do.   ’ ‘   isn’t  it  lovely  how  artists  can  capture  us?   ’ ‘   where  are  the  people  out  strolling  on  sunday?   ’ ‘   stop  worrying  about  where  you’re  going,   move  on.   ’ ‘   i  want  to  explore  the  light.   ’ ‘   stop  worrying  if  your  vision  is  new,   let  others  make  that  decision.     they  usually do.   ’ ‘   we’ve  always  belonged  together.   ’ ‘   anything  you  do,   let  it  come  from  you,   then  it  will  be  new.   ’ ‘   give  us  more  to  see.’ ‘   a  blank  page  or  canvas.     his  favorite.     so  many  possibilities.   ’

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𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒,   act  one.    below  are  thirty  -  six  lyric  starters  from  the  first  act  of  the  musical  sunday in the park with george.     feel  free  to  change  pronouns  as  needed !!                            act  two.

‘   if  you  wish  to  be  a  good  model,   you  must  learn  to  concentrate!   ‘ ‘   i  thought  you  were  drawing  me!   ‘ ‘   hello,   [ name ],    there  is  someone  in  this  dress!   ‘ ‘   artists  are  bizarre.   fixed,   cold.   ’ ‘   i  like  that  in  a  man.     fixed.     cold.   ’ ‘   well,   there  are  worse  things  than  staring  at  the  water  on  a  sunday.   ’ ‘   i  love  your  eyes,   [ name ].   ’ ‘   you  don’t  suppose  that  it’s  satirical?   ’ ‘   it  might  be  in  some  dreary  socialistic  periodical.   ’ ‘   of  course,   he’s  young,   but  getting  on.   ’ ‘   all  mind,   no  heart.   no  life  in  his  art.   ’ ‘   i  need  sleep.   i  love  to  dream.   ’ ‘   [ name ]  is  very  special,   maybe  i’m  just  not  special  enough  for  him.   ’ ‘   artists  are  so  peculiar.   ’ ‘   i  should’ve  been  an  artist.     i  was  never  meant  for  work.   ’ ‘   artists  work,   [ name ],   they  work  very  hard.   ’ ‘   everybody  loves  [ name ],   [ name ]  is  simple  and  kind!   ’ ‘   seems  we  never  know,   do  we,   who  we’re  going  to  find?   ’ ‘   [ name ]   isn’t  the  smartest.   [ name ]   is  popular.   ’ ‘   [ name ]’s  thoughts  are  not  hard  to  follow.     [ name ]’s  art  is  not  hard  to  swallow.   ’ ‘   not  that  [ name ]  is  perfection ;   that’s  what  makes  him  ideal!   ’ ‘   but  [ name ]   has   [ name ],   and  i  need  someone . . .   ’ ‘   everybody  gets  along  with  him.     that’s  the  problem,   nothing’s  wrong  with  him.   ’ ‘   look,   i  made  a  hat     . . .     where  there  never  was  a  hat!   ’ ‘   i  have  come  to  tell  you  that  i  am  leaving,   because  i  thought  you  might  care  to  know.   foolish  of  me,   because  you  care  about  nothing!   ’ ‘   i  cannot  divide  my  feelings  as  neatly  as  you!   ’ ‘   you  can  tell  me  not  to  go!   ’ ‘   why  do  you  insist  you  must  hear  words  when  you  know  i  cannot  give  you  words?   ’ ‘   i  needed  you  and  you  left.   ’ ‘   you  are  complete,    [ name ],   you  are  your  own.   ’ ‘   we  do  not  belong  together.   ’ ‘   i  am  unfinished,   i  am  diminished,   with  or  without  you.   ’ ‘   we  do  not  belong  together,   and  we  should  have  belonged  together.   ’ ‘   no  one  is  you,   and  no  one  can  be.   ’    ‘   no  one  is  me,   [ name ],   no  one  is  me!   ’ ‘   what  the  eye  arranges  is  beautiful.   ’

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𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐍𝐄𝐖  𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒  𝐎𝐅  𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑  +  𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐘  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.     below  are  thirty  -  three  starters  from  the  webseries  the  new  adventures  of  peter  +  wendy,   taken  from  the  prologue  +  first  fifteen  episodes.     feel  free  to  change  pronouns  as  needed !!

‘  no,   we  are  NOT  in  a  glitter  recession.  ’ ‘  our  adventure  is  just  beginning.  ’ ‘  i  was  thinking  of  getting  a  better  job  and  queen  sounds  pretty  good.  ’ ‘  you  ever  wish  you  could  live  in  a  hot  pocket?  ’ ‘  if  we  don’t  move,   he  can’t  see  us.  ’ ‘  i  would  make  a  badass  space  princess.  ’ ‘  i’ll  save  him  in  a  second.     he  needs  to  learn.  ’ ‘  you  know  how  princes  are.  ’ ‘  you  have  got  a  nice  face.     it  has  all  the  parts.  ’ ‘  is  it  so  bad  that  i  want  to  tell  you  how  great  you  are?  ’ ‘  [ name ],   do  NOT  go  to  sleep  on  me!  ’ ‘  i’ll  have  some  fun  tongue - fencing  with  you!  ’ ‘  you  were  little  spoon,   so  that  means  you  spooned  into  me!  ’ ‘  my  head  feels  like  it  wants  to  divorce  my  body.  ’ ‘  i’ve  been  professionally  trained  in  oral  presentation.  ’ ‘  men  are  stupid,   and  we  have  to  pretty  much  spell  things  out  for  them.  ’ ‘  find  the  one  that’s  right  for  you.     somebody  that  makes  you  feel  special.  ’ ‘  i  had  to  replace  a  lot  of  the  keys  on  the  keyboard  with  cinnamon  toast  crunch.  ’ ‘  i  LOVE  you  in  that  dress.  ’ ‘  i’m  not  comfortable  being  on  camera.     you  never  know  who’s  watching.  ’ ‘  a  planned  life  is  a  safe  life.     a  safe  life  is  a  happy  life.  ’ ‘  let’s  start  a  band!  ’ ‘  fun  is  irrelevant  when  you  have  success.  ’ ‘  bills?     rent?     taxes?     those  are  all  so . . .     adult.  ’ ‘  how  do  you  schedule  in  time  for  fun  when  life  takes  so  much  work? ’ ‘  how  do  you  stay  young  when  the  world  wants  to  age  you?  ’ ‘  how  do  you  plan  love?  ’ ‘  why  is  the  remote  in  the  ice  cream?  ’ ‘  i  am.     so.     lost.  ’ ‘  everyone  is  a  diamond,   and  no  one  shines  as  brightly  as  you.  ’ ‘  i  wanna  do  stupid  romantic  things  that  make  other  people  hate  me!  ’ ‘  i  am  both  impressed  and  a  little  freaked  out.  ’ ‘  have  i  died  and   —   is  this  my  heaven?  ’

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sentence starters from the video game gunpoint.          change pronouns as needed.

did you just get thrown out of a plate glass window?

someone just got thrown out of your apartment window.

i don’t want to talk about it.

i was actually about to call you about something else, but now i’m interested in this.

how do you know my name?

i see i’ve underestimated you.

i agree that i am boned.

walking through already open doors is my specialty.

that’s a slightly creepy level of micro-management, but OK.

thanks for giving my personal crisis a difficulty curve.

wow, that’s kind of a dick move by somebody.

get him in trouble? i’d want to get him in acid.

if you want me to shut up and stop asking stupid questions, just say the word.

you can’t hear a bug. it’s not the fucking nineties.

hack a thing. got it.

[ name ] , hat fancier.

you just went 3 sentences without an exclamation mark,  [ name ] .  what’s wrong?

you’re hiring me to investigate your own incompetence? cool.

people who throw themselves out of third story windows aren’t all bad.

the only thing this guy’s guilty of is great taste.

no, i’m not stealing footage of people making out for you.

i kinda lost the plot on mission 2. i just like getting paid.

i May have issues.

you’re OK with getting your husband arrested?

i mean it, if you say one word about this, anywhere, you’ll be dead before you leave the building.

yeah, that’s not a good thing to say the night someone’s killed.

i’ll tip off a journalist friend.

i cannot think of a third thing to tell you at this time.

you want to let an innocent man go down to catch a guilty one?

guess what! i’m fucking you back.

any last words before i finish ruining your life?

thanks, i’m off to commit a double homicide.

come and fucking get me.

the week echoed in my mind like a gunshot in an empty street.

i’ve had better weeks.

he played a dangerous game, and he didn’t have the cards.

in fact, i may have killed more people than i actually avenged here.

sometimes i think i picked the wrong side.

i guess i picked the least shitty of two incredibly shitty sides.

maybe that doesn’t matter. maybe all that matters is . . .   justice.

i think i need to get out of this city.

[midsummermemes]

sentence starters from 35mm: a musical exhibition.          change pronouns as needed.

❛ who cares what happened after? ❜

❛ i am bidden from the east (which is present) to the west (which is past and future).❜

❛ but why live it again? ❜

❛ on monday, i met you, i liked you. ❜

❛ it’s monday - bad day, but good day for us. ❜

❛ you wouldn’t let me kiss you. ❜

❛ i called you, you ignored me, straight voicemail. ❜

❛ to take my time is not my style. ❜

❛ you gave an inch of time, i took a mile. ❜

❛ what’s up with you? ❜

❛ don’t you know the greatest love takes the greatest while? ❜

❛ come with me, i’ll make it worth your while. ❜

❛ i wanna kiss you and kiss you and kiss you ‘til monday. ❜

❛ [name] is a terror. ❜

❛ i think that [name] might be satan. ❜

❛ i swear to god [name] is satan. ❜

❛ we don’t speak of husbands or homes, or work or wives, and happy lives. ❜

❛ damn it all, darling, the party goes with you. ❜

❛ darling, do you suppose this party could be just us two, and i your wife? ❜

❛ if you hear my plea, won’t you answer me? ❜

❛ you make me happy all the time, and you know i’m a total dick. ❜

❛ you make me happy all the time, and that is really fucking tough. ❜

❛ you make me happy all the time, and you know i’m a fucking fuck. ❜

❛ to make me happy all the time, is whatcha call a change in luck. ❜

❛ i know i don’t deserve you, but please have faith in me. ❜

❛ i’m gonna make you happy, i will try. ❜

❛ the angel thinks i’ve got some kind of soul to keep. ❜

❛ with you in my life, i feel some part of heavenly plan. ❜

❛ you’re as close to heaven as i’ll get. ❜

❛ you make me happy all the time. ❜

❛ i'll see you in hell. ❜

❛ some require an explanation for why we make the things we make, why rules must break and for whose sake. why must we tell them why? ❜

❛ hold still and focus. ❜

❛ think and you’ll miss it. ❜

❛ you know how i like pda. ❜

❛ you’re so not perfect. ❜

❛ goddamn, i hate you, heart. ❜

❛ i cut you a piece of me. ❜

❛ i cut you a piece of me, and where you i will go too. ❜

❛ i lost my life when i lost you. ❜

❛ warming your hands in mine fills me with terror that i could lose you, today, or tomorrow, in two years or seventy.❜

❛ when even the earth has numbered days, i can give just one thing that stays. ❜

❛ you are the start of me. ❜

❛ life is a prom. ❜

❛ i'm taking [name] to the senior prom. ❜

❛ why be so calm? there’s just no future for a princess at prom. ❜

❛ you got your silver, [name], you got your crown. ❜

❛ at least in your head, you’re queen of high school land. ❜

❛ it’s not right, it’s not wrong. it’s song, it’s what’s inside. ❜

[midsummermemes]

sentence starters from daft punk’s 2013 album,   random access memories.          

❛ let the music in tonight. ❜

❛ just turn on the music. ❜

❛ let the music of your life give life back to music. ❜

❛ it was you, the one that would be breaking my heart. ❜

❛ this is a game of love. ❜

❛ i just wanted you to stay. ❜

❛ i thought, “well, i may have a bit of a chance.” ❜

❛ nobody told me what to do, and there was no preconception of what to do. ❜

❛ there are so many things i don’t understand. ❜

❛ there’s a world within me that i can’t explain. ❜

❛ i am lost, i can’t even remember my name. ❜

❛ i've been, for sometime, looking for someone. ❜

❛ i need to know now, please tell me who i am. ❜

❛ i didn’t want to be the one to forget. ❜

❛ a little time with you is all that i get. ❜

❛ all i hear is the last thing that you said. ❜

❛ i listened to your problems, now listen to mine. ❜

❛ kinda counted on you bein’ a friend. ❜ 

❛ i don’t wanna sing anymore. ❜

❛ i don’t understand, don’t get upset. ❜

❛ i know you don’t get a chance to take a break this often. ❜

❛ i know your life is speeding and it isn’t stopping. ❜

❛ lose yourself to dance. ❜

❛ i remember touch. ❜

❛ i need something more in my life ❜

❛ if love is the answer, you’re home. ❜

❛ you’ve given me too much to feel. ❜

❛ you've almost convinced me i’m real. ❜

❛ we’ve come too far to give up who we are. ❜

❛ let’s raise the bar and our cups to the stars! ❜

❛ i’m up all night to get lucky. ❜

❛ if you wanna leave, i’m with it. ❜

❛ you are the night, you are the ocean. ❜

❛ you are the light behind the cloud. ❜

❛ you are the end and the beginning. ❜

❛ if i had my way, i would never leave. ❜

[midsummermemes]

sentence starters from jonathan coulton’s 2011 album,   artificial heart.          change pronouns as needed.

❛ i’m right here, and i heard everything you said. ❜

❛ you said those things to try and get inside my head. ❜

❛ my head is full now, there’s no room in here for you. ❜

❛ i’m the man now, and i’m sticking it to myself! ❜

❛ self - control: that’s not the only thing i lack. ❜

❛ just my own gun against my back. ❜

❛ back down now and let this hostage go. ❜

❛ something makes me feel like i’d do anything it takes to be a fucking winner now. ❜

❛ you don’t look interested in what i just said. ❜

❛ someday soon this job is gonna kill me dead inside, unless i kill it first instead. ❜

❛ they knew all along that there was something wrong with me. ❜

❛ i got a new heart. ❜

❛ there’s blood on the bed but here in my head i’m feeling fine. ❜

❛ it’s easy to sleep when i’m not buzzing all the time. ❜

❛ i don’t need to think at all if i don’t care for you. ❜

❛ i’ve been watching, i can see you start to wonder. ❜

❛ could it be that you need me to keep you out, to run you faster? ❜

❛ promise me you’ll let me be the one, the worst of all your enemies. ❜

❛ say that we’ll be nemeses. ❜

❛ sometimes it’s hard to tell if you even notice me. ❜

❛ were you at least a bit surprised when angels spoke your name? ❜

❛ the world belongs to you. ❜

❛ no one escapes the things they’ve done. ❜

❛ the world is looking darker every day. ❜

❛ your time is almost through. ❜

❛ i’m not saying anything, just thought you’d want to know. ❜

❛ had enough trouble but the trouble wants more. ❜

❛ i just wanna drive around a while and bust a couple things up with the bad kids. ❜

❛ you don’t like it messy, but it’s gonna get as messy as it wants to be. ❜

❛ so much to say, i forget to start. ❜

❛ it’s okay, i like you in glasses. ❜

❛ i’ve got time. how is your next week looking? ❜

❛ i am glad to be shopping here with you. ❜

❛ you know i’ll be fine by myself, because i also am alone at home. ❜

❛ no, i don’t want you to make it up to me. i just don’t want anyone to see the way we are when we’re this way. can we just not make this a thing? ❜

❛ too late, you let an angel in. ❜

❛ i bet you feel tapped out, and nothing left to talk about. ❜

❛ just don’t imagine you’ll ever win any race you aren’t running in. ❜

❛ this bad coffee’s filling me with equal parts joy and rage. ❜

❛ i got the donuts that i wanted. there was no young punk to steal my jelly glazed. ❜

❛ tell me what you think i’ve been doing wrong. ❜

❛ if you’re gonna leave, could you let me know? ❜

❛ i might be coming home, but i don’t know when. ❜

❛ i’m up so high, i might float away. ❜

❛ it’s too late to say i’m sorry, anyway, it’s not true. ❜

❛ there’s a small box on the table, i left it there for you, and i really hope you like it. ❜

❛ if you need me, i’ll be anywhere but here. ❜

❛ i'm all alone, but i’m drinking for two. ❜

❛ nobody loves you like me. ❜

❛ in the morning, i’ll go to a place far away, somewhere you’ll never find me. ❜

❛ i’m supposed to feel bad, but i don’t anymore. ❜

❛ i’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. ❜ 

❛ it’s hard to overstate my satisfaction. ❜ 

❛ we do what we must because we can. ❜ 

❛ there’s no sense crying over every mistake. ❜ 

❛ you just keep trying till you run out of cake. ❜ 

❛ i’m not even angry. i’m being so sincere right now. ❜ 

❛ you broke my heart and killed me, and tore me to pieces, and threw every piece into a fire. as they burned, it hurt because i was so happy for you! ❜ 

❛ these points of data make a beautiful line.❜ 

❛ we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time. ❜ 

❛ i’m GLaD i got burned, think of all the things we learned! ❜ 

❛ go ahead and leave me. ❜ 

❛ i think i prefer to stay inside. ❜ 

❛ maybe you’ll find someone else to help you. ❜ 

❛ anyway, this cake is great. ❜ 

❛ look at me still talking when there’s science to do. ❜ 

❛ when i look out there, it makes me GLaD i’m not you. ❜ 

❛ i feel FANTASTIC and i’m still alive! ❜

❛ while you’re dying i’ll be still alive. ❜  

❛ when you’re dead i will be still alive. ❜ 

❛ oh how we laughed and laughed. except i wasn’t laughing. ❜ 

❛ under the circumstances, i’ve been shockingly nice. ❜ 

❛ i used to want you dead, but now i only want you gone. ❜ 

❛ you’ve got your short, sad life left. ❜ 

❛ goodbye, my only friend. ❜ 

❛ goodbye, my only friend. oh. did you think i meant you? ❜ 

❛ that would be funny, if it weren’t so sad. ❜ 

❛ well, you have been replaced. ❜

❛ i don’t need anyone now. ❜

❛ when i delete you, maybe i’ll stop feeling so bad. ❜ 

❛ go make some new disaster. ❜

❛ you’re someone else’s problem. ❜

❛ now i only want you gone ❜

❛ we’d be so cool, double dating at the prom next year. ❜

❛ ladies, please.   there’s room for everyone. ❜

❛ get ready for your time to shine. ❜

[midsummermemes]

sentence starters from jonathan coulton’s 2017 album,   solid state. change pronouns as needed.          /          part 1.

❛ one mistake, and everything fell apart, everything changed. ❜

❛ sitting there, bleeding out, isn’t it strange? ❜

❛ now your heart’s all done, but your head won’t let you run. ❜

❛ you’re dying where you stand. ❜

❛ wait and see. what will be will be. ❜

❛ that sounds like the plan of an ordinary man. ❜

❛ you say ‘no one tells you the ending’, but it ends this way. ❜

❛ haven’t you done enough saving by now? ❜

❛ can’t they take care of each other somehow? ❜

❛ is it really over? ❜

❛ is he gonna take the fall? ❜

❛ be who you were meant to be. ❜

❛ breathe and take the time to make it right. ❜

❛ you’ll be fine. ❜

❛ she holds my hand like i’m a barbed wire fence. ❜

❛ dance like they’re watching you. ❜

❛ they are watching you. ❜

❛ don’t let your heart get lazy. ❜

❛ don’t read the comments and don’t feed the trolls. ❜

❛ keep the worst behind you. ❜

❛ all i can hear is talking, so much talking. ❜

❛ i did the best i could. ❜

❛ who writes this stuff? ‘cause it makes no sense. ❜

❛ we don’t have a lot of time left. ❜

❛ laugh it up, nothing looks good on me. ❜

❛ somebody called, they want their something back. ❜

❛ i’m not a piece of meat. ❜

❛ bro, come on, bro, don’t tase me. ❜

❛ don’t read the comments. ❜

❛ don’t feed the trolls. ❜

❛ do you know i love your tattoo? ❜

❛ gray gives way to the deepest black. ❜

❛ when you look too long, you see through. ❜

❛ did you say it was black tie? ❜

❛ i lost a button, but it fits just fine. ❜

❛ do you kids still high five? ❜

❛ i’m spinning with the starry skies. ❜

❛ pour me out at home. ❜

❛ i sleep for 50 years, and you’re still here. ❜

❛ the sun moves so fast. too fast to see, too bright to look too long. ❜

❛ we were blind to every sign that we should’ve seen. ❜

❛ our mistakes were the future, but no one could tell. ❜

❛ we don’t hear from the inside, not anymore. ❜

❛ there’s no one left who can remember me, but today is mine. ❜

❛ i made a dream for you, and i dreamed you were in it. ❜

❛ i lit up the sea, pulled down the stars for you, and you made me wait a minute. ❜

❛ rise and shine. ❜

❛ i want you all to myself. ❜

❛ the view improves several times a day. ❜

❛ there you are. ❜

[midsummermemes]

sentence starters from jonathan coulton’s 2017 album,   solid state. change pronouns as needed.          /          part 2.

❛ wake up, the day’s begun. ❜

❛ we can’t make a move without you. ❜

❛ walk right to the edge with your eyes wide and take in the view. ❜

❛ wake up, the whole world is waiting for you. ❜

❛ 10,700 days we’ve been accident free! ❜

❛ but i wonder anyway, about some things i shouldn’t say . . . ❜

❛ what if [name] doesn’t make it? ❜ 

❛ all we’ll have is all this time. ❜

❛ all eyes watching, no one’s noticed me yet. ❜

❛ i’ll tell the secret if i speak, it’s what i’m smiling about. ❜

❛ things are stranger than they seem. ❜

❛ now i remember what i dream. ❜ 

❛ never look small, but don’t get too large. ❜

 ❛ you gotta let go, you won’t stay in charge. ❜ 

❛ everything’s fine, but nothing’s really okay. ❜ 

❛ where you gonna go?   everywhere, it’s all the same.❜ 

❛ take care of each other. ❜ 

❛ all this time, and everybody’s still sad. ❜ 

❛ good things never last long when you’ve come to expect them. ❜ 

❛ the whole world’s doing it wrong and i can’t not correct them. ❜ 

❛ heroes, we pay a high price. ❜ 

❛ there’s a girl who ignores me. ❜ 

❛ i used to be nice. ❜ 

❛ i hate ‘till it bores me. ❜ 

❛ and presto - change - o, great! now i’m the bad one! ❜ 

❛ there’s no one i trust. ❜ 

❛ i love the shape of square things. ❜ 

❛ right at the edge is where things started to not make sense. ❜ 

❛ just when you think you’re winning, you mix up a different face. ❜ 

❛ guess it hurts, but only when you sing. ❜ 

❛ let’s leave the rest unspoken. ❜ 

❛ who wants to hurt that much? ❜ 

❛ here’s your chance, kid.❜ 

❛ look what you did. ❜ 

❛ circumstances won’t change me much. ❜ 

❛ that’s your one strike. ❜ 

❛ sometimes you can’t repair things. ❜ 

❛ everyone choose a side. ❜ 

❛ i am looking at pictures of cats. ❜ 

❛ i didn’t want to be useless today. ❜ 

❛ try me tomorrow, today has been laying me low. ❜