[asystolle]

NEW GIRL 3.01 - All In

[catasters]

[catsithkelpie]

I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.

Sound is VERY important.

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[midsummur]

Soooo what are your tippy tops on Olivia Rodrigo's new album??

I was fully prepared to have a broken heart knowing the backstory of the layout of the album but DAMN. I don't think I was fully ready :)

In no particular order my faves so far:

U + me = <3

Expectations

The cure

Purple

Drop dead

Honeybee

[forbescaroline]

11k celebration: top 50 m/f friendships (as voted by my followers) #07. jake peralta and gina linetti - brooklyn nine nine

[museiums]

emma (alienmoth)

[homunculus-argument]

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

[dreamsareliminalspaces-deactiva]

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

[homunculus-argument]

That was also me.

[adeline-wheat]

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

[homunculus-argument]

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

[junglejim4322]

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

[junglejim4322]

Where am I

[luke-thompsons]

Oscar Isaac as Joshua Martín in BEEF (2023—)

[pineappical]

happy artemis II moon flyby day!

[minotauri]

i wish i could hit chatgpt physically i wish i could hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer

[this-is-not-a-slow-burn]

[zendadya]

ZENDAYA completes the famous bridal method dressing tradition from the Old English rhyme, "Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue" as part of her promo for "The Drama."

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[kosmogrl]

i’m like if a girl who hates working took her job too seriously

[srdcovka]

[pvrrhadve]

taking a polly pocket dress out of my pocket with shaky hands and putting it in my mouth like a cigarette

[clarkesyd]

“according to your thesis,” he said, “an influx of adrenaline and a desire to survive gave you that talent. not god. this isn’t divinity, eli. it’s science and chance.”

“maybe to a point, but when i climbed into that water, i put myself in his hands—”

“no,” snapped victor. “you put yourself in mine.”

VICIOUS was released on this day ten years ago (september 24th, 2013)