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Blowing the dust off my brain trying to remember essay formatting while I select Times New Roman font for the first time in 3 years

Watching my manager scroll through resumes/applications and wondering how the fuck I got hired based on her reactions

Im gonna get really high then itch my balls all night

Listening to a nightcore version of a song before the original feels like listening to Johnny Cash's version of Hurt before Nine Inch Nails version

Truly genius lyricism, top notch shit

Just saw a mustard ad with Minions in it is this a recession indicator

Btw you are allowed to get a meatwad tattoo as a grown ass adult

where i'm gonna be in 10 years if i don't lock the fuck in and don't stop saying weird shit on here:

Originally I was gonna do the whole chart but these are the only two that made me giggle

ten trillion beers please

You know you can get drunk and watch Metalocalypse?? Just found this out

Not even trying to have a good night at this point 😭😭

Yo wtf is wrong with me

Dude this show is genuinely so funny I can't stop grabbing random screenshots 😭

There's really nights like this 😔😔

I was rewatching this episode and cackling at this thinking it would make a funny low quality pic if anyone wants it

It's my header now 😔

Pic my bf took :)

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