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Just saw a mustard ad with Minions in it is this a recession indicator

Logging into an old Reddit account is truly like seeing a moment frozen in time

Btw you are allowed to get a meatwad tattoo as a grown ass adult

where i'm gonna be in 10 years if i don't lock the fuck in and don't stop saying weird shit on here:

Originally I was gonna do the whole chart but these are the only two that made me giggle

ten trillion beers please

You know you can get drunk and watch Metalocalypse?? Just found this out

Not even trying to have a good night at this point 😭😭

Yo wtf is wrong with me

Dude this show is genuinely so funny I can't stop grabbing random screenshots 😭

There's really nights like this 😔😔

I was rewatching this episode and cackling at this thinking it would make a funny low quality pic if anyone wants it

It's my header now 😔

Pic my bf took :)

Shovel