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@miggitymiggitymack
Haven't been here in a while, huh? Well, there are going to be some changes around here.
My name is Jerry Smith, you'd do well remembering that name. I'm known here as Jerry from dimension J19 ζ 7 or ... "Doofus Jerry"..? Seriously? THAT'S the name you came up with?? Not even a decent insult? I thought Ricks were supposed to be smart...
Opinion on Jerrycest??
... Me. And which other one? I'm SURE I could do better. (except maybe like two of them)
🌌 "Could you win a fight against me? Sure you might be a better fighter, but would me being a Beth distract you?" 🌌
Space Beth @horsedoctor-beth
Would it? Who wouldn't be distracted by such beauty? Even I can't help but get lost in it.
We could always find out instead of making theories, hm? See where it leads to. ;)
🌌 "... Sure. But one sign of pathetic and I'm breaking your... I'm breaking something precious to you. Got it? You seem different, but you're still a Jerry." 🌌
Fine by me. I can promise you, the other versions of me hogged all the pathetic. I'm not just some Jerry. I'm a whole different kind of man than that sorry excuse of a husband your other half has.
🌌"Well I'm not some Beth, I've got higher standards. And I've never been married to a Jerry. I'm not like other Beths, I'm a clone. I got my Beth's Jerry killed - On accident though."🌌
You do look different from most Beths I've met. You have a little something that's just... special. Less of that family look, you look wild, like you just know what you want and take it. I've never been married either, I like myself a little freedom. I like the adventure. And you seem like dangerous territory, I like that.
🌌"Something less special, huh? You Jerrys sure know how to treat a lady. And that's odd, I was gonna say the same thing about you. You look like you know what you want and take it."🌌
Space Beth stepped back and crossed her arms, looking the Jerry up and down. She didn't trust him one bit, but he was one step better than the rest.
I can't speak for all of us, but I sure know a thing or two. Haven't heard any complaints yet. Think about it.
* He shot her a wink, with that smug smirk of his. *
🌌"I'll tell you what. If you win a fight, I'll hang out with you. I'll even throw in my Beth. If I win, you pay my debt. It's $12.24. On this planet anyway. I like you more than other Jerrys."🌌
Hm... Deal. I won't go easy on you, though. I'm interested on winning, here. Not that you need me to, you seem capable. I'd pay your debt and buy you a drink. Assuming I lose, of course, but I don't plan on doing that anytime soon.
🌌"I wouldn't dream of you going easy on me. And I should warn you, I play dirty. I don't like playing too fair, it's boring. Is that okay with you, Jerry?? But you come across like the kind of man who likes a challenge."🌌
Hahaha, you got me all figured out, don't you? You're right, I do love a challenge. Play dirty as you want, I prefer it that way.
🌌 "Could you win a fight against me? Sure you might be a better fighter, but would me being a Beth distract you?" 🌌
Space Beth @horsedoctor-beth
Would it? Who wouldn't be distracted by such beauty? Even I can't help but get lost in it.
We could always find out instead of making theories, hm? See where it leads to. ;)
🌌 "... Sure. But one sign of pathetic and I'm breaking your... I'm breaking something precious to you. Got it? You seem different, but you're still a Jerry." 🌌
Fine by me. I can promise you, the other versions of me hogged all the pathetic. I'm not just some Jerry. I'm a whole different kind of man than that sorry excuse of a husband your other half has.
🌌"Well I'm not some Beth, I've got higher standards. And I've never been married to a Jerry. I'm not like other Beths, I'm a clone. I got my Beth's Jerry killed - On accident though."🌌
You do look different from most Beths I've met. You have a little something that's just... special. Less of that family look, you look wild, like you just know what you want and take it. I've never been married either, I like myself a little freedom. I like the adventure. And you seem like dangerous territory, I like that.
🌌"Something less special, huh? You Jerrys sure know how to treat a lady. And that's odd, I was gonna say the same thing about you. You look like you know what you want and take it."🌌
Space Beth stepped back and crossed her arms, looking the Jerry up and down. She didn't trust him one bit, but he was one step better than the rest.
I can't speak for all of us, but I sure know a thing or two. Haven't heard any complaints yet. Think about it.
* He shot her a wink, with that smug smirk of his. *
🌌"I'll tell you what. If you win a fight, I'll hang out with you. I'll even throw in my Beth. If I win, you pay my debt. It's $12.24. On this planet anyway. I like you more than other Jerrys."🌌
Hm... Deal. I won't go easy on you, though. I'm interested on winning, here. Not that you need me to, you seem capable. I'd pay your debt and buy you a drink. Assuming I lose, of course, but I don't plan on doing that anytime soon.
🌌 "Could you win a fight against me? Sure you might be a better fighter, but would me being a Beth distract you?" 🌌
Space Beth @horsedoctor-beth
Would it? Who wouldn't be distracted by such beauty? Even I can't help but get lost in it.
We could always find out instead of making theories, hm? See where it leads to. ;)
🌌 "... Sure. But one sign of pathetic and I'm breaking your... I'm breaking something precious to you. Got it? You seem different, but you're still a Jerry." 🌌
Fine by me. I can promise you, the other versions of me hogged all the pathetic. I'm not just some Jerry. I'm a whole different kind of man than that sorry excuse of a husband your other half has.
🌌"Well I'm not some Beth, I've got higher standards. And I've never been married to a Jerry. I'm not like other Beths, I'm a clone. I got my Beth's Jerry killed - On accident though."🌌
You do look different from most Beths I've met. You have a little something that's just... special. Less of that family look, you look wild, like you just know what you want and take it. I've never been married either, I like myself a little freedom. I like the adventure. And you seem like dangerous territory, I like that.
🌌"Something less special, huh? You Jerrys sure know how to treat a lady. And that's odd, I was gonna say the same thing about you. You look like you know what you want and take it."🌌
Space Beth stepped back and crossed her arms, looking the Jerry up and down. She didn't trust him one bit, but he was one step better than the rest.
I can't speak for all of us, but I sure know a thing or two. Haven't heard any complaints yet. Think about it.
* He shot her a wink, with that smug smirk of his. *
The mold man is waiting for you the mold man is waiting for you the mold man is waiting for you the mold man is waiting for you the mold man is waiting for you the mold man is waiting for you the mold man is waiting for you the mold man is waiting for you
Well, tell the mold man to make an appointment like the rest of the idiots. I'm a busy man.
🌌 "Could you win a fight against me? Sure you might be a better fighter, but would me being a Beth distract you?" 🌌
Space Beth @horsedoctor-beth
Would it? Who wouldn't be distracted by such beauty? Even I can't help but get lost in it.
We could always find out instead of making theories, hm? See where it leads to. ;)
🌌 "... Sure. But one sign of pathetic and I'm breaking your... I'm breaking something precious to you. Got it? You seem different, but you're still a Jerry." 🌌
Fine by me. I can promise you, the other versions of me hogged all the pathetic. I'm not just some Jerry. I'm a whole different kind of man than that sorry excuse of a husband your other half has.
🌌"Well I'm not some Beth, I've got higher standards. And I've never been married to a Jerry. I'm not like other Beths, I'm a clone. I got my Beth's Jerry killed - On accident though."🌌
You do look different from most Beths I've met. You have a little something that's just... special. Less of that family look, you look wild, like you just know what you want and take it. I've never been married either, I like myself a little freedom. I like the adventure. And you seem like dangerous territory, I like that.
"You can take my wife... Please... Just don't hurt me..."
Well, if you insist.
🌌 "Could you win a fight against me? Sure you might be a better fighter, but would me being a Beth distract you?" 🌌
Space Beth @horsedoctor-beth
Would it? Who wouldn't be distracted by such beauty? Even I can't help but get lost in it.
We could always find out instead of making theories, hm? See where it leads to. ;)
🌌 "... Sure. But one sign of pathetic and I'm breaking your... I'm breaking something precious to you. Got it? You seem different, but you're still a Jerry." 🌌
Fine by me. I can promise you, the other versions of me hogged all the pathetic. I'm not just some Jerry. I'm a whole different kind of man than that sorry excuse of a husband your other half has.
🌌 "Could you win a fight against me? Sure you might be a better fighter, but would me being a Beth distract you?" 🌌
Space Beth @horsedoctor-beth
Would it? Who wouldn't be distracted by such beauty? Even I can't help but get lost in it.
We could always find out instead of making theories, hm? See where it leads to. ;)
Do you eat glass
. . .
Why the hell would I eat glass. This is the kind of question someone who does eat glass would ask.
Sir, the people are concerned and want to know if you're still alive in there.
I've been busy. Alive, but busy. Sadly for you morons, I have better things to do than be here most of the time. I'll get to you when I get to you.
I have been thinking of some new plans, however. Wink wink.
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If u don’t rb, don’t worry.. it’s just a stupid tumblr post 👌
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I know you're very, VERY "evil", but there has to be something you find so bad that's it's revolting to you, right?
Evil is just what the losers call the winners. But yeah, I'm awful, but I'm not a monster.
There are lines even I won't cross.
Not telling you which ones, though. Have fun figuring it out. LOL.
I know what it is.
What do you "know", you pest?? Because it's definitely not skinning a cat.
You know what I've done and you didn't like it one bit, but if you forgot it then let's leave it at that. Wanna go play volleyball?
Right... I forgot you're an actual degenerate and not just a talking annoying ball of hair.
I'M NOT PLAYING VOLLEBALL WITH YOU. ROT AND DIE.
I know you're very, VERY "evil", but there has to be something you find so bad that's it's revolting to you, right?
Evil is just what the losers call the winners. But yeah, I'm awful, but I'm not a monster.
There are lines even I won't cross.
Not telling you which ones, though. Have fun figuring it out. LOL.
I know what it is.
What do you "know", you pest?? Because it's definitely not skinning a cat.
I know you're very, VERY "evil", but there has to be something you find so bad that's it's revolting to you, right?
Evil is just what the losers call the winners. But yeah, I'm awful, but I'm not a monster.
There are lines even I won't cross.
Not telling you which ones, though. Have fun figuring it out. LOL.
