Let's have fun!

I was told by an old man that this was the place to go if I wanted to have some real fun. DM me if you want to go to Florida!

[floridafun]

About me:

I'm a talking cat who loves to have fun! Let's go ride a yacht and get high in Florida!

[[Ooc: mun is 22. I do NOT ship rickorty]]

[rickwithtits]

[j-19zeta7]

[OOC post: Hello everyone. I am not going to abandon this blog, I plan on coming back, but I'm feeling overwhelmed lately.

Going forward, I will not be replying to posts or asks made explicitly by minors, though I still intend on keeping this blog SFW. I will be applying the same rule to the rest of my roleplay blogs.

An updated About Me will be coming soon since I still have to clarify that now there's two variations of Doofus Rick in this blog, the regular and the detoxified one.

Thanks for reading, and see you soon.]

[floridafun]

Oh, wow, a talking cat! Why is everyone so scared of you? Are you hungry?🌺

@g-36927💋

I don't know what to tell you, I'm just a little guy who likes having fun!

And yeah, when am I not hungry? You got any treats?

[miggitymiggitymack]

I know you're very, VERY "evil", but there has to be something you find so bad that's it's revolting to you, right?

Evil is just what the losers call the winners. But yeah, I'm awful, but I'm not a monster.

There are lines even I won't cross.

Not telling you which ones, though. Have fun figuring it out. LOL.

[floridafun]

I know what it is.

[miggitymiggitymack]

What do you "know", you pest?? Because it's definitely not skinning a cat.

[floridafun]

You know what I've done and you didn't like it one bit, but if you forgot it then let's leave it at that. Wanna go play volleyball?

[miggitymiggitymack]

I know you're very, VERY "evil", but there has to be something you find so bad that's it's revolting to you, right?

Evil is just what the losers call the winners. But yeah, I'm awful, but I'm not a monster.

There are lines even I won't cross.

Not telling you which ones, though. Have fun figuring it out. LOL.

[floridafun]

I know what it is.

[floridafun]

RICKS ARE AFRAID OF YOU??? THE FUCK DID YOU DO, TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT IN THE GARAGE OR SOMETHING???

- @t0x1cr1ck

[t0x1cr1ck]

I WAS GONNA LEAVE OUT THIS SHITTY NOT TOXIC FOOD TO ROT BUT NOW I'M THINKING I'LL JUST INCINERATING IT ALL

[ He's holding a few cans of perfectly good, not toxic tuna. ]

[floridafun]

Come ooon, I was just joking! Just scoot the tuna over here!

I'm just a little guy that likes to have fun! You wouldn't get angry at just a little guy!

[t0x1cr1ck]

WHY SHOULD I GIVE THIS GARBAGE TO YOU??? RICKS MAY BE A LOT OF THINGS, BUT I DOUBT THEY'RE AFRAID OF YOU FOR NOTHING

[floridafun]

Come on now, there's no need to go digging into my shameful past.

Just be reasonable! Hand me the tuna! We could go do something fun later as an exchange!

[t0x1cr1ck]

THE MORE YOU AVOID IT THE MORE I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE YOU'RE NOTHING BUT BULLSHIT

[floridafun]

Come ooon, whatever is it that I may or may not have done isn't important!

Jus give me the tuna please! I'll show you my toe beans, everyone loves toe beans!

[t0x1cr1ck]

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT I'M JUST GONNA MINDSCAN YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT

[ He chucks the cans of tuna behind him and reaches into his lab coat. ]

[floridafun]

What?! No! You don't want to do that!

You'll never catch me!

[t0x1cr1ck]

NO YOU DON'T COME THE FUCK BACK HERE

[floridafun]

You'll never catch me, green old man!

Bleh!

[floridafun]

RICKS ARE AFRAID OF YOU??? THE FUCK DID YOU DO, TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT IN THE GARAGE OR SOMETHING???

- @t0x1cr1ck

[t0x1cr1ck]

I WAS GONNA LEAVE OUT THIS SHITTY NOT TOXIC FOOD TO ROT BUT NOW I'M THINKING I'LL JUST INCINERATING IT ALL

[ He's holding a few cans of perfectly good, not toxic tuna. ]

[floridafun]

Come ooon, I was just joking! Just scoot the tuna over here!

I'm just a little guy that likes to have fun! You wouldn't get angry at just a little guy!

[t0x1cr1ck]

WHY SHOULD I GIVE THIS GARBAGE TO YOU??? RICKS MAY BE A LOT OF THINGS, BUT I DOUBT THEY'RE AFRAID OF YOU FOR NOTHING

[floridafun]

Come on now, there's no need to go digging into my shameful past.

Just be reasonable! Hand me the tuna! We could go do something fun later as an exchange!

[t0x1cr1ck]

THE MORE YOU AVOID IT THE MORE I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE YOU'RE NOTHING BUT BULLSHIT

[floridafun]

Come ooon, whatever is it that I may or may not have done isn't important!

Jus give me the tuna please! I'll show you my toe beans, everyone loves toe beans!

[t0x1cr1ck]

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT I'M JUST GONNA MINDSCAN YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT

[ He chucks the cans of tuna behind him and reaches into his lab coat. ]

[floridafun]

What?! No! You don't want to do that!

You'll never catch me!

[floridafun]

RICKS ARE AFRAID OF YOU??? THE FUCK DID YOU DO, TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT IN THE GARAGE OR SOMETHING???

- @t0x1cr1ck

[t0x1cr1ck]

I WAS GONNA LEAVE OUT THIS SHITTY NOT TOXIC FOOD TO ROT BUT NOW I'M THINKING I'LL JUST INCINERATING IT ALL

[ He's holding a few cans of perfectly good, not toxic tuna. ]

[floridafun]

Come ooon, I was just joking! Just scoot the tuna over here!

I'm just a little guy that likes to have fun! You wouldn't get angry at just a little guy!

[t0x1cr1ck]

WHY SHOULD I GIVE THIS GARBAGE TO YOU??? RICKS MAY BE A LOT OF THINGS, BUT I DOUBT THEY'RE AFRAID OF YOU FOR NOTHING

[floridafun]

Come on now, there's no need to go digging into my shameful past.

Just be reasonable! Hand me the tuna! We could go do something fun later as an exchange!

[t0x1cr1ck]

THE MORE YOU AVOID IT THE MORE I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE YOU'RE NOTHING BUT BULLSHIT

[floridafun]

Come ooon, whatever is it that I may or may not have done isn't important!

Jus give me the tuna please! I'll show you my toe beans, everyone loves toe beans!

[floridafun]

RICKS ARE AFRAID OF YOU??? THE FUCK DID YOU DO, TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT IN THE GARAGE OR SOMETHING???

- @t0x1cr1ck

[t0x1cr1ck]

I WAS GONNA LEAVE OUT THIS SHITTY NOT TOXIC FOOD TO ROT BUT NOW I'M THINKING I'LL JUST INCINERATING IT ALL

[ He's holding a few cans of perfectly good, not toxic tuna. ]

[floridafun]

Come ooon, I was just joking! Just scoot the tuna over here!

I'm just a little guy that likes to have fun! You wouldn't get angry at just a little guy!

[t0x1cr1ck]

WHY SHOULD I GIVE THIS GARBAGE TO YOU??? RICKS MAY BE A LOT OF THINGS, BUT I DOUBT THEY'RE AFRAID OF YOU FOR NOTHING

[floridafun]

Come on now, there's no need to go digging into my shameful past.

Just be reasonable! Hand me the tuna! We could go do something fun later as an exchange!

[anxietyproblem]

[floridafun]

RICKS ARE AFRAID OF YOU??? THE FUCK DID YOU DO, TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT IN THE GARAGE OR SOMETHING???

- @t0x1cr1ck

[t0x1cr1ck]

I WAS GONNA LEAVE OUT THIS SHITTY NOT TOXIC FOOD TO ROT BUT NOW I'M THINKING I'LL JUST INCINERATING IT ALL

[ He's holding a few cans of perfectly good, not toxic tuna. ]

[floridafun]

Come ooon, I was just joking! Just scoot the tuna over here!

I'm just a little guy that likes to have fun! You wouldn't get angry at just a little guy!

[floridafun]

RICKS ARE AFRAID OF YOU??? THE FUCK DID YOU DO, TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT IN THE GARAGE OR SOMETHING???

- @t0x1cr1ck

[star1986]

a fun rick and morty tag for all you ricks, and mortys' out there! : the vortex tag

hi there! i notice there are A LOT of OC ricks, and mortys' here on tumblr so...this is a fun tag! in the GIF section type in "vortext", and post a gif that looks the most like your portal gun vortex! then reblog, and tag 5 other ricks, and mortys'! and let's see that trippy vortex of yours! to start i will tag: @drhotpenis, @scoliosisrick, @angelmorty0, @eiesopodmortey, and @rubberricky

[rubberricky-deactivated20250730]

@priest-richard-sanchez @poolricks @x1633chefrick @e404c @nihilistic-rick

[poolricks]

@crimson-rick @j-19zeta7 @stick-rick @honeyravesanchez @coffeerick

[j-19zeta7]

@floridafun @h-a-t-r-e-d @anti-morty @disheveled-morty @albino-rick

[floridafun]

[OOC: I got tagged on several of my blogs, so I will only be tagging from one]

[bartender-morty]

"My, getting here wasn't easy! I had to stay very very quiet the whole time, and I love talking, so you can imagine how much of a torture that was! Anyway, I'd like to order a margarita please"

The customer was a grey tuxedo cat that jumped up and sat on one of the stools at the counter. He raised a paw and showed two toe beans.

"Actually, make it two margaritas, please, I want to get wasted tonight!"

- @floridafun

Morty lifts a brow as he spots a literal cat hopping up onto the stool... and it was talking to him.

He figures he shouldn't bother asking; for all he knows, it could be a Rick in a cat body. With a weird voice. He's gotta do his job, after all.

"Uhm... coming right up," he responds as he turns away, giving the cat an odd side-eye before he goes to prepare the drinks.

[floridafun]

"So this is the citadel I've heard about so much."

He kept talking, looking around the bar and noticing that every other client there was a version of Rick.

"It really seems to have a very... Homogeneous population, doesn't it?"

The cat turned back around to look at the Morty in front of him. He leaned in, putting two paws on the counter, and whispered.

"Hey, between you and me, I'm not supposed to be here. I snuck into one of those portal thingies. Don't tell anyone."

[caats]

[cannibalchicken]