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@mightiestbanana
ใใณใผใฌๆง!ใ #โชโชMIGHTIESTBANANA โฏโฏ โ โ โ a private rp/ask blog forย MASTER KOHGA from theย Legend of Zeldaย (BOTW, TOTK, AOC). Peeled by al.
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The stipulation of dating Kohga means you must have the knowledge that heโs like a single dad coming equipped with over 300 bloodthirsty children and if you donโt want him he donโt want YOOOOU
pro: probably has nice toes cons: might have to join the yiga and red is not every ones color
Send me one pro and one con you could see with dating my character.
"Myโฆ toes?" He wiggles said digits as his brows crease into a furrow. What an odd, highly specific thing to noteโฆ
"Well, obviously! I have the best stylist who takes the best care of me! The nails are always on point, top or bottom!"
"Anywayโฆ might? Yeah, nah, sorry, but if you wanna date the Top Banana, youโre gonna have to get with the crew sooner or later. I am NOT committing to a whole double life gambit for both of us." He holds his arms and nods as though the matter was settled.
"Besides. Redโs a great colour. Whatโs your problem?!"
He shoots a suspicious glance. "Donโt tell me you prefer blue."
"Tch, you get a direct line to the finest man in all of Hyrule and youโre calling it quits over the uniform?! Yeah, thatโs a dealbreaker for me."
"Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna call my vehicle the Obliteratron 9001! Original name, do not steal!"
"You think you can one up" โLITERALLYโ "my Obliteratron 9000 just like that!??????"
"And for the record," he jabs his index finger into the air like a knife, "the Obliteratron 9000 has a very sophisticated numbering system. There's a whole methodology behind it."
A corner of his mouth twitches.
"...I uh, just haven't decided what that methodology is...YET."
"BUT THE POINT STANDS! You can't just slap a new number on it and call it a day! You're just tryin'ta piss me off!"
AND IT'S WORKING.
"Fine. Whatever. I don't CARE," he throws his hands up, "Keep your stupid, cheap knockoff! We'll see how impressed everyone is when it gets obliterated by THE ORIGINAL Obliteratron 9000."
He slaps his hands together and smooths them against each other as though he were brushing off dust and turns away in a huff.
Send me one pro and one con you could see with dating my character.
pros of dating you: seems very loyal, cons: bannanas are gross
Send me one pro and one con you could see with dating my character.
"Gross?" He places a hand over his chest, deeply offended, but then a far more pleasant idea comes to him and his shoulders relax. "Well, guess that means more for me." Less sharing, good.
"Mmmm. But on the first note? No notes. Buuut... maybe a little weak. I think you could do better when describing me. Because I'm am extremely loyal! Fiercely loyal! Unwaveringly devoted!"
"โฆUnless you betray me," a small smile ghosts across his lips, something eerie and unnerving lingering beneath the surface, "Then we're enemies forever."
"Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna call my vehicle the Obliteratron 9001! Original name, do not steal!"
"You think you can one up" โLITERALLYโ "my Obliteratron 9000 just like that!??????"
"And for the record," he jabs his index finger into the air like a knife, "the Obliteratron 9000 has a very sophisticated numbering system. There's a whole methodology behind it."
A corner of his mouth twitches.
"...I uh, just haven't decided what that methodology is...YET."
"BUT THE POINT STANDS! You can't just slap a new number on it and call it a day! You're just tryin'ta piss me off!"
AND IT'S WORKING.
"Fine. Whatever. I don't CARE," he throws his hands up, "Keep your stupid, cheap knockoff! We'll see how impressed everyone is when it gets obliterated by THE ORIGINAL Obliteratron 9000."
He slaps his hands together and smooths them against each other as though he were brushing off dust and turns away in a huff.
"No. I want to ask him how his sword is made."
Damien listens. Stares a bit more. This guy has a degree in bullshit, huh? He's making stuff up on the spot. But why?
"Sir Fairhair, and an old guy near Castle Town."
He repeats it. Makes Kohga hear how ridiculous he sounds. The question remains, though. What is he hiding?
"If you don't want to help, do me a favour." He points a finger. "Don't waste my time next time." A mouse crawls onto his shoulder. Seems like Pip is getting curious about the whole ordeal.
"Hey, rude." Kohga replies breezily, barely batting an eye. "Besides, what makes you think I'm hiding something? I resent the implication that I would simply invent something on the spot. I am a highly accomplished man with an extensive knowledge ofโ"
"Many sword things. Especially guys who swing swords 'n stuff for a living."
Then his eyes flick briefly toward the mouse on Damien's shoulder, barely registering its presence before they flit right back. His eyes widen and he nearly topples right out of his chair.
"HEY, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?" Kohga's index finger flies through the air to point at the offender, "Hey, bud, you got a rat on you!!!" He recoils in obvious disgust, scrambling to the furthest end of the table.
"Ew, ew, ew!!! Think of the diseases it might be carrying! GROSS!"
pros: even when world hard and cold, master kohga's belly soft and warm
cons: you have an entire clan of onlookers who are invested in your relationship to some degree because in addition to glory to master kohga they also want happiness to master kohga
Send me one pro and one con you could see with dating my character.
I have no IC response for this other than to say NOX LMAO THIS IS PERFECT I was telling my friend the other day that not only does he have the belly but huge ass and tits for pillows too wow he truly has it all. A soft buffer against the world
also cons: you break Master Kohgaโs heart and they will go to war over it
Pros: an endless supply of bananas. Of all sorts.
Cons: Master Kohga is a conman.
Send me one pro and one con you could see with dating my character.
"Me?" He gasps, looking askance. "How dare you! Iโm the perfectly respectable and fearsome Leader of the Yiga Clan! My reputation precedes me! Just because the rest of Hyrule doesnโt agree with what Iโm doing doesnโt meanโ"
He pauses, visibly fuming, before shaking his head.
"...I prefer the termย con artist."
Evening kosode, about 18th century, Japan.ย Tokyo National Museum
(push) from link @gloryseized
HE WANTS TO BE MANHANDLED : ACCEPTING ( @gloryseized )
It's not that he was afraid of heights.
It's just... okay, maybe he was a little afraid.
He couldn't recall the last time he'd been up so high, with the Sheikah Tower dwarfing even the highest peak in the Gerudo Highlands. It was.... a long way down, and he didn't have a lot of experience with his paraglider. He wasn't a scout, that was his mens' job!.
He glances down at the dizzying drop, then very deliberately looks back at Link, who gives the Yiga a gentle shove, followed by a firmer one that nearly has Kohga stumbling off balance.
"No, you stop that. Right now, mister!" he signs in furious tandem with his shout and forcefully moves away from the boy, "Y-you go first!"
Before Link moves in for another shove, Kohga catches him by the wrist and yanks him forward with him.
"NGH, piss offโ If I'm going down, you're coming with me!"
He glances over the edge right before they both go toppling down, immediately feeling his heart in his throat as regret etches it way across every inch of his face.
"...Actually, w-wait. That sounded better in my head. I TAKE THAT BACK! REDO, REDO, REDO!"
Too late.
"Oh. Yeah-- I wanted to ask him about his sword."
A nod, contemplating a bit. "You see, I dabble in metalwork... But I've never seen a sword like that." He's not giving any proper details is he. Doesn't seem like it.
"Can you list a few blond-haired knights for me? You know, as a lead? Something to go off of?"
That doesn't make any sense, but oh well. He can try.
"Ohhh, so you're lookin' for a sword-measurin' contest, are ya? Thaaat's what they're calling it these days. Huh~ " Kohga jests with a suggestive smirk, mostly to detract from the fact that he did not want to name any of the knights.
At least forgo Link's name altogether. Better to send the man off on a wild cucco chase than risk putting the Hero's name in his hands. Easier for everyone that way.
"There's, uh..." He taps a finger against his masked chin, pretending to think. "Sir... Fairhair. Runs around somewhere north of the Hebra Mountains these days, I reckon. Then there's, mmmmm, old... What's-His-Face. Blond fella. Very knightly. Mostly hangs around Castle Town 'cuz he's gettin' up there in age."
He gives a solemn nod, as though this was actual helpful information, and continues to stroke his chin in a sagely manner.
"Should narrow it down."
@mightiestbanana // continued;
"I just want to know his name, I suppose."
"But if you do not know, I guess it can't be helped."
He'll just have to run into him again, it seems. Maybe if he found a frog as an apology-- Nah. there's shivers shooting up his spine just imagining that.
"He doesn't owe me anything, but I just wanted to talk to him."
"Well, bud, I hate to break it to ya, but there are a lotta blond-haired knights out there." He offers a one-shouldered shrug and a limp half-smile. Granted, there was only one specific blond-haired knight who wielded the Sword of Destiny and just so happened to be Master Kohga's sworn enemy, but... those details Damien didn't need to know.
Kohga leans in a little further, hoping his curiosity and need to pry aren't giving him away too easily.
"Any reasonย why?"
Culturally speaking, do the Yiga still consider themselves Sheikah? If so, how do they reconcile with how much the Sheikah are associated with serving the Hyrulean royal family? How would they react to those associations from outsiders, especially in AoC-verse?
Nope, they donโt consider themselves Sheikah in the slightest. Theyโre an off-shoot of the ancient Sheikah, and have significantly diverged from the other half of the tribe in the 10,000 years since (note that this timeframe is ridiculous because in real life that was the ice age humans did not even have civilizations then). Theyโre culturally distinct and at this point their own unique tribe/ethnic group. Thereโs no way they wouldnโt be in my view, especially with that ridiculously long time span. And while both tribes claim the same ancestry, they obviously have a different culture and belief system, so to assume theyโd be in any way interchangeable is an oversimplification of a complex history.
Iโve got plenty of other headcanons detailing this among other things in my master post/tag, if youโre interested.
They wouldnโt appreciate being called Sheikah, and while some might have more recent Sheikah ancestry from the worldwide diaspora in Hyrule having come into the Yiga, they are culturally Yiga and have devoted themselves to being associated with the Yiga and adopting their culture/customs, while casting off their Sheikah roots.
Those who were born Yiga often have lineages spanning to the very beginning of the split, so thereโs no reason for them to even think about being called Sheikah. They would, however, be offended by being reduced to the moniker Sheikah (or Sheikah traitor, as some call them), becauseโฆ. theyโre Yiga. And most certainly wouldnโt appreciate having a huge aspect of their identity erased as I imagine anyone with a certain background would feel.
And obviously they do not think highly of the Sheikah and would find it demeaning.
