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@mightiestbanana
「コーガ様!」 #MIGHTIESTBANANA ⎯⎯ ■ ■ ■ a private rp/ask blog for MASTER KOHGA from the Legend of Zelda (BOTW, TOTK, AOC). Peeled by al.
𝐈. RULES 𝐈𝐈. BIO 𝐈𝐈𝐈. STORY 𝐈𝐕. VERSES 𝐕. HC ( directory )
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「コーガ様!」 #MIGHTIESTBANANA ⎯⎯ ■ ■ ■ a private rp/ask blog featuring a performance of MASTER KOHGA from the Legend of Zelda (BOTW, TOTK, AOC). Peeled by al.
↻ if you’d like to interact with the the Top Banana of the Yiga Clan!
Send ❣️+ any questions, rumors or accusations about my muse's love life, whether it exists or not
🐝 * ― 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑭𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑼𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑺. ( add " + " to reverse the action )
GIFT GIVING
[ handmade ] sender gives receiver something handmade
[ flowers ] sender surprises receiver with flowers just because
[ souvenir ] sender brings receiver something special from a trip
[ wanted ] sender hands receiver something they wanted but never would've gotten for themselves
[ practical ] sender offers receiver something they mentioned needing
❛ i know it's not much, but i saw this and thought of you, so i wanted you to have it. ❜
❛ you said you needed a new one, so i got it for you. ❜
❛ don't make a big deal out of it, please. just take it. ❜
❛ i wasn't sure what to get you, but this felt right. ❜
❛ i wanted you to have something that was only yours. ❜
QUALITY TIME
[ date ] sender takes receiver out on a date
[ visit ] sender surprises receiver with a visit just to spend some time together
[ quiet ] sender joins receiver to sit in comfortable silence
[ home ] sender spends the day with receiver at home together
[ night ] sender stays up late talking to receiver
❛ we don't have to do anything. i just like being near you. ❜
❛ i cleared my schedule for you, so now you have my full attention. ❜
❛ i like doing ordinary things with you. let's make a day of it. ❜
❛ do you want some company? i have time. ❜
❛ honestly, i just needed an excuse to spend some time with you. ❜
WORDS OF AFFIRMATION
[ comfort ] sender verbally comforts receiver after a hard day
[ important ] sender reminds receiver how important and loved they are
[ enough ] sender assures receiver that they are enough
[ compliment ] sender gives receiver a compliment
[ proud ] sender tells receiver that they are proud of them
❛ i'm so proud of you, you did such a great job. ❜
❛ you always make things better just by being here. ❜
❛ you can do this, i believe in you wholeheartedly. ❜
❛ you're more than enough, and i'm lucky to know you. ❜
❛ you are not hard to love. in fact, you are loved by so many people. ❜
PHYSICAL TOUCH
[ cuddle ] sender initiates cuddling with receiver
[ warmth ] sender offers receiver their body warmth
[ shoulder ] sender pulls receiver close so they can rest their head on their shoulder
[ gentle ] sender brushes hair out of receiver's face
[ kiss ] sender kisses receiver's forehead/cheek/etc.
❛ come here, you look like you could use a hug. ❜
❛ let me hold you for a minute; i've got you. ❜
❛ you're freezing. give me your hands, i'll warm them up. ❜
❛ i like being close to you like this. ❜
❛ you don't have to pull away if you don't want to. ❜
ACTS OF SERVICE
[ repair ] sender fixes something broken that belongs to receiver
[ sickness ] sender takes care of a sick receiver
[ chores ] sender helps receiver with some chores
[ space ] sender makes receiver's space more comfortable for them
[ clean ] sender cleans something up for receiver
❛ you looked tired, so i already took care of it for you. ❜
❛ sit down and relax. i'll handle it. ❜
❛ you don't have to do everything alone, i can help. ❜
❛ i did it because i wanted to make your day a little easier. ❜
❛ let me help; i don't mind doing it. ❜
[ handmade ] sender gives receiver something handmade ( probably smth embroidered, just. ya know. not in the champion's colors. possibly with yiga colors, maybe even some motifs if she's familiar with them ) - zelda
The Five Love Languages : ACCEPTING ( @heartwilled )
Kohga looks genuinely surprised as Zelda approaches with a small bundle in hand.
"Oh," he looks around for anyone else and points towards himself, "um… for me?"
Of course, the Great Master Kohga—Slayer of Calamity Ganon and all—deserved nothing less than a humble token in recognition of his unparalleled heroism.
Kohga unfurls the cloth and raises his eyebrows as he notes it’s made in the style of the Champion’s Garbs, only this one is decidedly red over that garish blue. He turns the embroidery over in his hands with surprising care, his thumb brushing lightly over the stitched threads, immediately recognizing the familiar patterns and motifs of his clan. Zelda clearly went out of her way to get them right.
"So, uh," he leans down and cups a hand over his mouth, speaking in a stage whisper, "don’t suppose we could get a monetary reward going on too?"
"Y'know... just to sweeten the deal?" A hopeful grin flashes beneath his mask as he waits a beat. "K-kidding!" —or was he?
"A-anyway..." he shakes his head as if to brush aside the joke, "you made this?" His grin softens into something smaller as he glances back down at his gift, fingers smoothing over the wrinkles. "...Huh."
For all the treasures he'd stolen over the years, precious loot and glittering gems alike...none of them had ever taken someone's time like this.
With surprising reverence, he drapes the embroidered cloth around his shoulders before fussing with it until it sits juuuuust right. Then, planting his hands proudly on his hips, he juts his chin forward in an unmistakably heroic pose with a flourish.
"...Thanks, Princess! So! How do I look?"
Would you rather be praised (sincerely) by Ganondorf or Astor?
Ask the most insane “Would you rather?” questions you can come up with.
"What is WITH you guys throwing me all these damn curve balls?! YEESH!" He rubs his hands down the front of his mask with an exaggerated groan.
"Getting praise from Lord Ganondorf is basically the honor of a lifetime and I can definitely die happy having that permanently branded on my mind, but…"
He trials off and mulls it over like a lozenge placed beneath his tongue.
Astor has always been incredibly tight-fisted with praise, dishing it out only sparingly, but when he gives it, he generally seems to mean it. Frankly, Lord Ganondorf isn’t all that much different…birds of a feather, as they say.
Kohga scratches thoughtfully at his chin from under mask, giving this matter far more scrutiny it than what is usual for him.
"Thing is, Lord Ganondorf's usually tellin' me I've done well."
"...and Astor's tellin' me I've done well."
"...Hnnngh." He lowers his head and scratches furiously at the back of his neck, before he relents with another quiet groan and a fist to the table. "I don't like this question!"
He heaves another dramatic sigh, before his confession lands just above a whisper, eyes averted somewhere in the distance, "...Astor." His
cheeks immediately blaze hot, far more revealing than anything else. Thank Ganon, as usual, for the mask.
"But I swear on Lord Ganondorf’s throne, that if any of you tell him I picked him over Lord Ganondorf, I'll deny it to my grave."
He swivels around and points an accusatory finger at anyone within earshot. "Now scram!" He jabs the air for emphasis, "And pretend you didn't hear a thing!"
"...’c-‘cuz I was just talkin' in my sleep. Clearly."
Day 31 - Free For All
Who ate Master Kohga‘s Mighty Bananas? …Was it you? *points at audience member*
I wanted to draw him at least once!
Would you rather never get to eat bananas again but everyone else in your clan gets an infinite supply of them, or you get an infinite supply of bananas for yourself but the rest of you clan never gets to eat them again?
Ask the most insane “Would you rather?” questions you can come up with.
"Oh, come on!!! That’s just cruel. No! Torturous! Why would you even ask me that?!"
The very of idea of never getting to taste the splendor that is the humble banana again sounds like something straight out of a horror story.
...But to deprive the rest of the clan of what is, for all intents and purposes, a cultural cornerstone?
Kohga heaves a mighty sigh, his shoulders sagging as the air leaves him.
"Well, I’d have to give ‘em up, now wouldn’t I?" He says it like an executioner’s blade is about to come down upon his neck. Look, Master Kohga is many things, but a complete heartless bastard he is not! They already deal with enough food insecurity as is, so the idea of infinite bananas would solve so many of their problems—
Then, he perks right back up with the levity of his reality. "But it’s a good thing I don’t ever have to!!!" His face goes ashen beneath the mask, "… right?"
Headcanon Generator
Master Kohga can beat you up if deserved. ✔
He’s the top banana for a reason, and if he needs to rough somebody up with his own hands, he has no problem doing it. I personally consider him one of the strongest characters in the BOTW world (behind Link, obviously). He’d just rather have someone else do the work for him.
It would not take much for Master Kohga to turn evil. 〰️
Kohga isn’t technically evil, but hinges on the chaotic neutral side and will follow behind whoever or whatever meets his interests (I would call him an opportunist). What he values most is his own freedom and the continued preservation of his clan, no matter the cost. He’ll bloody his hands as much as he needs to see them and himself safe, as well as having his goals met. If that means seeing the world reduced to ruins, so be it.
Master Kohga has an incredible short-term memory but an awful long-term memory ✔
Considering mine is literally an ancient being, he doesn’t remember large swathes of his past life, to the point they are somewhat past lives in their own. His memory may be a little Swiss cheesy in that regard, but he remembers particular and thoughtful little details when it comes to the people around him, especially other Yiga.
Master Kohga sleeps in until noon. ✔
Yup! He’s a chronically late sleeper, not only because he likes to stay up late into the night and early morning, but because he enjoys sleeping in as well. This man never shirks on extra sleep.
Master Kohga is not allowed to drink energy drinks. 〰️
I waffle on this one because I can’t decide if Kohga having excessive caffeine would turn him into a monster or promptly make him want to pass out for a ten hour nap.
Master Kohga is oblivous to any and all romantic interest someone may show them. ✖
Not at all! He’s exceptionally keen on reading people, especially when it comes to people’s thoughts and views on himself, so he’d quickly pick up on any potential interest in himself, obviously.
Master Kohga has an incredible spice tolerance. ✔
Because of their proximity to Gerudo Town, centuries of trade and influence has made Yiga cuisine feature heavier spices than the food found in Kakariko. Kohga loves his spice level high, and can tolerate a lot more than any mainland regular.
Master Kohga is great with kids. ✔
Kohga is SUPER GREAT with kids, incredibly so. He loves them a lot! He both serves as a mentor/teacher/guide for them and excellent entertainment. He probably shouldn’t be left to his own devices with them though, because one second they’re fine, and the next they’re rallying the other children up to kickstart the Great Banana Revolution
tagging: @devilsprophet @heartwilled (Tavi), @gloryseized (Link), @novachrysalism (Midna), @vigilantdesert
With one ask, try to elicit a strong emotional response from my muse
Make them angry, scare them, or make them sad. Give them a shock or brighten their day. Fluster or frustrate or infuriate, it’s your call.
Bonus points if you know my character well enough to know how to get a strong reaction with as few words as possible.
storm
Kisses ( @devilsprophet )
Kohga had spent the majority of their little journey moaning and griping about how much his knees were hurting, how the pack slung over his shoulders was far too heavy, and how he'd undoubtedly be paying for it come morning.
Frankly, he'd entirely forgotten what it was they'd ventured beyond the Yiga's desert home for, and at this point, he didn't much care.
He just wanted to go home. Or, at the very least, find an inn or a stable to wait out the coming storm until his old bones stopped complaining.
As the first crack of thunder rolls across the mountains, Kohga flinches, just barely. Anyone who didn't know him might have mistaken it for the chill in the air.
But soon another flash tears across the sky, bleaching the world white for the briefest instant, and his shoulders tense all over again.
Kohga catches Astor’s knowing stare from the corner of his eyes and flushes, quickly averting his eyes. "...I hate lightning."
A bolt forks across the heavens, and the hand around one strap of his pack tightens until the knuckles of his pale skin (in this disguise) go white.
The first few drops of rain are little else but a trickle, but mere seconds pass before it seems the heavens themselves have been torn open, a torrential downpour turning the two men’s clothing sodden instantaneously.
Kohga whines before a bursting boom of thunder sends him several feet off the ground this time.
"GAH!!"
He lands clumsily into a rain puddle, kicking a slough of mud up his trouser legs as a hand scrambles to his furiously beating heart. How dare—!
Kohga turns to the other sound beside him. Astor is laughing, the hood of his cloak has long since fallen back, his head tipped toward the sky as laughter spills freely into the downpour.
Good Ganon, he’s finally gone entirely off the rails—
Then, before he has a second more to ponder or act, hands are at his front, tugging his useless, sopping wet collar forward. Their mouths meet in a clumsy collision, teeth clacking against teeth before giving way to the force of bruising lips as they at last find eachother in the curtain of rain.
For one fleeting moment, Kohga forgets the storm raging around them, the tension in his shoulders slipping off as easily as the rain that streams down them as he focuses on the warmth of Astor’s lips on his.
The illusion cloaking him in the guise of an ordinary Hylian flickers.
For the briefest instant, Astor feels the familiar softness of Kohga's lips, the sun-kissed warmth of his skin beneath the pale hands clutching at his rain-soaked robes. Then, just as quickly, the glamour settles once more, returning Kohga beneath borrowed features.
And as they finally part, all that remains before him is this frustrating, impossible man. Astor.
Would you rather destroy Hyrule or become the most beloved husband of Ganondorf?
Ask the most insane “Would you rather?” questions you can come up with.
"Oh, come on," Kohga throws his hands up at the audacity, "that’s not even funny!"
It feels like he’s trapped between a rock and a hard place, his shoulders slumping under the impossible weight of it, until he really gets to thinking.
"Hey, no, wait just a gosh darn second—"
Then, he visibly brightens like a sunflower beneath the sun.
"Lord Ganondorf seeks to destroy Hyrule whether I want it or not. Therefore, we can only conclude the practical answer is that I get to be his most beloved husband as I watch the romantic scene unfurl before us!"
He beams. "Hyrule’s gettin’ flattened either way, I get to reap ALL the rewards. So Master Kohga comes out on top, as usual!"
Your Most Beautiful Feature
Master Kohga's most beautiful feature is his stomach.
"Heh, I’d argue if I could. This banana gut’s as impressive as it gets." Smacks his belly, which makes a resounding drum sound.
Kohga content no one asked for
Something about your portrayal that sticks out to me is your dialogue. You're really good at writing Kohga's voice into every lime of dialogue, and it really pulls me into the interaction and feels like talking to actual Master Kohga.
What is something about my portrayal that sticks out?
( thank you jess! 💕 I do not write Kohga, I am simply the medium he yells through sdhgdhsgds I am his transcriber being held at sickle point this is a cry for help all they’re giving me to eat is the bananas with brown spots )
Would you rather: Astor shower you in attention, or shower you in gifts?
Ask the most insane “Would you rather?” questions you can come up with.
Kohga steeples his fingers together and stares hard at the point where they meet….
Well, Astor does give him plenty of nice gifts, some that might never see the light of day, but would also fetch a pretty rupee when put to out on the Yiga Black Market….
Buuut, on the other hand, Astor’s attention is a fickle thing, with most of it buried in his astrolabe and the various notebooks outlining timelines, charts, and calculations—work—as they say.
The solution is an easy one.
"Endless attention, of course!"
—but immediately regrets the choice because, on second thought, Kohga realizes how quickly Astor’s unwavering attention would begin to grate upon him. Attention does not mean affection.
His smile falters.
"Wait, no, can I change my answer? No, ugh….let’s compromise here! He can shower me with attention and expensive gifts!"
“Presume, for a moment, that only one is possible: would you rather have your revenge, or your freedom?”
Ask the most insane “Would you rather?” questions you can come up with.
Kohga raises his hands in a limp, dismissive gesture with a shake of his head, a small smile forming on his lips.
"You’re working on faulty presumptions there, my friend."
He folds his arms over his chest and all traces of humour drain from his face.
"You’re asking me to pretend those two things are different." He shakes his head. "They’re not."
"You think we’re free just ‘cuz no one’s marching us out of our homes today?"
His voice hardens, crimson eyes growing steely in their cast as his gaze lingers over the far horizon of the Gerudo Highlands and into the green, sprawling hills of Hyrule.
"You and I both know there’s no freedom so long as those spires on the horizon remain standing tall and proud. As long as there’s some despot on the throne deciding whether or not my clan gets to exist."
Slowly, his gaze returns to Astor’s.
"You call it revenge," his voice is calm, almost too clam, "but I call it making damn sure no one gets to do it again."
"So don’t play games with me, Astor."
