University starts tomorrow
I am not ready for this to actually happen...
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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@mightybutt
University starts tomorrow
I am not ready for this to actually happen...
trends girls hate:
not being able to walk alone at night
not being able to walk alone at any time really
being cat called
dress codes
“not all men”
“feminazi”
literally being murdered for turning men down
ive been writing for like 4 hours and only have 2k. these boys would’ve done fucked and rin would have been a filthy spent mess on the shower floor by now if i could focus
Holy shit. I decided I need this fic.
I will send you my GAY SPIRIT for help
*lying on the ground sleeping peacefully*
*kicks the miserable blob on his sides for funnzies*
Wake up nerd. Time to waste your life time.
mightybutt:
Could we have one conversation without you insulting me? That’s what normal civilized people do. And they don’t threaten others by ripping out their throat… with their teeth.
Wait! You are just trying to distract me. It is working. Stop that.
I’m doing nothing.
You just distracted yourself through your own sheer stupidity. I can’t help you with that.
Ha, ha. At least I am not the one who got fooled by a succubus.
I mean, really Derek? Did you need it that much? There are websites all over the internet to help you with your problem. And groups of people who meet each other weekly. You know, sex addicts.
Stiles is all of us
ahaha i love you
the feeling is mutual *snickers*
woops, that was too fast to say I love you (too)
ahaha im kidding i love you
I swear the last time that happened I was 13.
*more snickers* *glad that the feeling is still mutual*
*lying on the ground sleeping peacefully*
*kicks the miserable blob on his sides for funnzies*
Wake up nerd. Time to waste your life time.
mightybutt:
… a near-death-what!?
How? When? And please -yes, I am begging- please, tell me who the succubus impersonated. You can’t just drop such a bomb and expect me to shrug it off. It’s like you don’t know me, dude! I was the one looking for a dead body because I was bored.
Be glad you’re talking like this with me and not with someone else who has no damn clue about the whole events happening around us.
Even if I told you who they were you’d not know them. All this happened ages ago when you were a mere squirt.
Could we have one conversation without you insulting me? That’s what normal civilized people do. And they don’t threaten others by ripping out their throat... with their teeth.
Wait! You are just trying to distract me. It is working. Stop that.
ahaha i love you
the feeling is mutual *snickers*
woops, that was too fast to say I love you (too)
The World
Magician’s Red
Killer Queen
Bites the Dust
King Crimson
Gold Experience Requiem
Made in Heaven
Scary Monsters
Mandom
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying
*lying on the ground sleeping peacefully*
*kicks the miserable blob on his sides for funnzies*
Wake up nerd. Time to waste your life time.
mightybutt:
Doesn’t this sound just peachy? Remind me to google for Succubi before my next relationship.
So is it a Succubus or did you spend too much time with the bestiary to know all this stuff? I have a really long list to work through with you. It would be better for you to just cooperate.
Goodness …
No, it’s not a Succubus and yes I did spend too much time with the bestiary but I also know that from my own experiences … Let’s say I had more than just one near-death experiences.
... a near-death-what!?
How? When? And please -yes, I am begging- please, tell me who the succubus impersonated. You can’t just drop such a bomb and expect me to shrug it off. It’s like you don’t know me, dude! I was the one looking for a dead body because I was bored.
wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you
stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahahagaHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA
brain: instead of going to bed now, lets stay up another 5 hours doing nothing productive.
me: why
brain: you gotta
Me, talking about my otp, in 60 years
Twinkle, twinkle OTP
Oh, what have you done to me?
Used to be a little ship
Now I need to get a grip
Twinkle, twinkle OTP
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