aw man

i can’t read

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no yeah thanks. i’ll just type diagnostics into my chromebook. on the keyboard that’s definitely working. thanks a lot man

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old women be like “back in my day we didn’t have autism” and the whole time they’ve got a big collection of blue and white glassware that they’ve been collecting for decades except nobody is allowed to look at it or touch it or use it or

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ONE HAS TO GO

YOUR MOM

TUMBLR

Voting ended onDec 8, 2025

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do yall think i could eat an entire key lime pie if i really really tried

yes

no

Voting ended onDec 8, 2025

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hey does anybody know if the party rockers are gonna be in the house tonight orrr

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[dogpuppy]

[saipng]

don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

[deswhomst]

i didn’t even fuck around why am i finding out

[the-person-that-did-that]

so fucking embarrasing adding a lot of tags to your posts, like yes, #iwantpeopletoseethis, #attentionseeker, #i'mtaggingthissoyouwillbemorelikelytoseeandinteractwithit

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beefing with my chick while i’m in jail

[brucebocchi]

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i’m just what this abby lee dance company needs

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

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about to make a poor choice!! not telling what it is tho so yall can’t stop me.

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just found out vegas is in nevada