MiKayla Paletta @mikayyyylafaye - Tumblr Blog

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

girlschasinggirls

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New blue

queeranne

Things I didn’t understand as a child:

why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway

taxes

Things I don’t understand as an adult:

why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway

taxes

mikayyyylafaye

I asked the first thing to my grandma as a kid and she promptly responded with, why would you wipe your butt if you're just gonna shit again?

pastabot

cavrese-deactivated20160726

therealmrskelley

It’s a no foundation and lotsa freckles kinda day ☀️

mikayyyylafaye

Wh-wh-why do you look like a doll? Girl. You fabulous.

iguanamouth

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

level27rogue-deactivated2020112

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

geekandmisandry

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

intoasylum

lmfao this fucking show though

happyhourprofessional

This is my new favorite

beevomitbooboo-blog

PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.