Film, not so much. Theatre, yes. I did a few productions here and there but my biggest role to date was Link in Hairspray. After that, I took a step down from Broadway and landed myself a job at LaGuardia. Not the ideal route but I’m happy so yeah. Whaaaaat? I gotta try that sometime. Hahaha, sounds good. Alright, go to Japan, buy them out and we’ll sell them here for twice or triple the amount you paid for. We’ll make a store out of ridiculously tiny shit.
Holy shit. Hairspray like on Broadway Hairspray? That's such a big deal, man. Why did you decide to retire from the stage? I mean, with a resume like that, I'm sure you could have landed tons of huge roles, you know? Yesss, it's so good. And chicken wing pizza with ranch dressing. Ranch dressing tastes good with everything though. EXACTLY. They'll be a hit, especially with all of the aspiring models and thinspos in New York. A cheese burger and fries under 100 cals sounds too good to be true. But it is.
