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stop-calling-me-jarchivist

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....Ah.

jude-perry-official

@mike-crew-official

You will appreciate this.

mike-crew-official

I’m lost

nikola-orsinov-official

Do you have tightrope walkers at your circus? and have they ever... fallen? Yours, ~~~~ @mike-crew-official

Yes , We Do Have Tightrope Walkers ! And Yes , Unfortunately Some Have Fallen . I Would Appreciate If The Vast Could Steer Clear Of My Performers , It's Such A Waste Of Good Skin :o(

But Of Course You 're Welcome At The Circus Any Time Mike ! You Have Such Beautiful Unique Skin, We 'd Absolutely LOVE To Make Use Of It !!

mike-crew-official

Okay never mind not interested! hahaha!!! bye bye now!

the-stranger-offical

I Think I Would Like To Make Use Of Your Skin!

I’ll you choose! Skin peeled by me or Nikola?

mike-crew-official

Well uh… it can’t hurt more than that accursed lighting strike right!

…

Right…

nikola-orsinov-official

Do you have tightrope walkers at your circus? and have they ever... fallen? Yours, ~~~~ @mike-crew-official

Yes , We Do Have Tightrope Walkers ! And Yes , Unfortunately Some Have Fallen . I Would Appreciate If The Vast Could Steer Clear Of My Performers , It's Such A Waste Of Good Skin :o(

But Of Course You 're Welcome At The Circus Any Time Mike ! You Have Such Beautiful Unique Skin, We 'd Absolutely LOVE To Make Use Of It !!

mike-crew-official

Okay never mind not interested! hahaha!!! bye bye now!

Ha! That depicts almost the exact scenario upon emerging from the earth! What a funny drawing!

#Daisy buried me #there's dirt under my nails #Daisy shot me #the buried #the vast #the vast tma #the magnus archives #daisy tonner #ozone #enjoy sky blue

dorkvaderspictures

The Vast

moldavite

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

mike-crew-official

As a resident, I agree.

#Magnus Institute London #archivist (derogatory)#the magnus institute

I have just learned something from the rats; chewing on various electrical cords and cables

#what a buzz!#my mouth is numb #electricity #the vast #Lichtenberg figure #new scar #the vast tma #the magnus archives

mike-crew-official

This is the second of me I have met, excluding myself. But then again, I have come across three different Tims, so I suppose timelines aren't exactly staying to themselves anymore.

How's life, other me?

- @sky-guy-crew

tramdenger :(

sky-guy-crew

Oh, good on you.

...which way, if you don't mind me asking? I can call you something other than Mike, if you'd like.

mike-crew-official

I don't know, I'm scared... Ehem Be professional Michael! Your mind is LYING to you. damn it! this must be the fault of one of those lightness I perused.

Lets forget about this one other me!

This is the second of me I have met, excluding myself. But then again, I have come across three different Tims, so I suppose timelines aren't exactly staying to themselves anymore.

How's life, other me?

- @sky-guy-crew

tramdenger :(

#the vast tma #tma #the vast #trans mike crew

mike-crew-official

This dumb book couldn’t make me a woman. Stupid thing. I’m returning it to Lion Street Books tomorrow.

sky-guy-crew

Couldn't make you a what

mike-crew-official

Did we stutter? You said this, remember?

#is that a clone? im confused

where were you on september 11th, 2001? 🤨

Do you know of the infamous "Falling Man" photo? That was my doing. The rest was a complete coincidence.

#never forget

mike-crew-official

This dumb book couldn’t make me a woman. Stupid thing. I’m returning it to Lion Street Books tomorrow.

gerard-keay-official

I'd be willing to take it off your hands for you

mike-crew-official

I'm busy for the next few weeks, but I can have my good friend Simon meet you at the place of his employment. Say, how are you with heights?

#i hope nothing bad happens #enjoy sky blue #the vast tma #the vast #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #leitner books

mike-crew-official

Hello Crew. Sending one Archivist your way. -@jude-perry-official

I heavily advise against that. You do and I'll have you sent to the bottom of the Atlantic. From what I know, water is quite bad for fire, correct? My last encounter ended with me having to crawl my way out from the buried. Some fools think I died from that encounter. Yes, as if a single bullet wound could kill a full fledged avatar such as myself. It's funny, really.

jude-perry-official

You don’t want to pick a fight with us. When we complete the scoured earth, you and yours will be nothing but ash. 🔥😒

mike-crew-official

Who’s we? You and your beloved Agnes?

jude-perry-official

That’s a low blow for someone who was half-dead and buried alive. Who dug you out again? Simon? And for your record, our beloved Agnes will be back. I know it. A flame like her doesn’t burn out for long.

mike-crew-official

YOU KEEP SIMON'S NAME OUT OF YOU'RE MALLEABLE MOLARES! I WILL NOT HAVE YOUR DERANGED CULT-Y BELIEFS PUSHED UPON ME LIKE THIS! Ehemgood day to you madam.

#don't speak of my boyfriend

mike-crew-official

Hello Crew. Sending one Archivist your way. -@jude-perry-official

I heavily advise against that. You do and I'll have you sent to the bottom of the Atlantic. From what I know, water is quite bad for fire, correct? My last encounter ended with me having to crawl my way out from the buried. Some fools think I died from that encounter. Yes, as if a single bullet wound could kill a full fledged avatar such as myself. It's funny, really.

jude-perry-official

You don’t want to pick a fight with us. When we complete the scoured earth, you and yours will be nothing but ash. 🔥😒

mike-crew-official

Who’s we? You and your beloved Agnes?

#I didn’t know avatars of the desalation could still get burnt.

Hello Crew. Sending one Archivist your way. -@jude-perry-official

I heavily advise against that. You do and I'll have you sent to the bottom of the Atlantic. From what I know, water is quite bad for fire, correct? My last encounter ended with me having to crawl my way out from the buried. Some fools think I died from that encounter. Yes, as if a single bullet wound could kill a full fledged avatar such as myself. It's funny, really.

#the vast #the vast tma #the buried #archivist (derogatory)#I can deal with bloodstains but dirt?

This dumb book couldn’t make me a woman. Stupid thing. I’m returning it to Lion Street Books tomorrow.

#the vast #tma podcast #the vast tma #tma fanart #the boneturner #transgender #egg? no I’m not #the magnus archives

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