MEE-YIKE! THAT'S RIGHT!

illustrated Mike ask blog. ran by @ivipl1

[mikemikeandmike]

General Info

Rules:

1. No bigot shit. That's a given.

2. If you misgender characters I'm not answering your asks sorry

3. No nsfw stuff please.

4. Be niceys to me :(

Mikes are named after their minigames (on pc).

Battat uses he/him, Pluey uses he/they/it, Jongler uses they/them.

Something Else may be reached as well. But do you truly want it to hear you?

Tags:

#battat posts – posts that contain battat

#pluey posts – posts that contain pluey

#jongler posts – posts that contain jongler

#??? – something else.

#asks – self explanatory.

#original post – self explanatory.

#ooc – posts made out of character by the author of the blog.

I'll try not to maintag posts too often to avoid clogging up the tags.

Hope u enjoy :)

[mikemikeandmike]

jongler i want u to know that ur awesome. has anyone ever told u that. i love you guy youre very cool. happy jongler juesday everyone. never stop jongling

🎚: Thanks, lil' buddy. Ya made my day. Uh, literally, too.

[mikemikeandmike]

Batts, have you considered that your search for Mike is your gambling?

🎲: ....WHATEVER. WHATEVER! POINT IS, NOT HOW THAT WORKS!!!

[mikemikeandmike]

imnormal.

[mikemikeandmike]

sounds to me like battat really needs a friend. good thing he's got you three :)

(It smiled.)

[mikemikeandmike]

Hey Battat, if one day, you see Spamton. What would you do?

[mikemikeandmike]

Why exactly are people in love with a guy who has the worst side profile in existence again?

🎚: I dunno. I likes him.

🎚: ...Don't, uh. Tell him that, please.

[mikemikeandmike]

do other pippinses ever invite you? yknow, to parties or to play together?

🎲: Besides, it's not like I've got the time. So it doesn't matter.

[mikemikeandmike]

Battat, do you have a gambling addiction like all the other pippins?

🎲: That's why I'M the only one who could ever pull all of this off! I'm not busy with anything else, ever!

🎲: The OTHER pippinses are always doing STUPID THINGS like going out to parties, or, or- pranking people, or playing games together! Not me! I'M busy with stuff that's actually IMPORTANT.

[mikemikeandmike]

HELLO CUTIEPIES OF THE NATION! LOVE YA!

i am, of course, also referring to the ominious Something Else ^v^

(A flattery! A pleasant sensation spreads throughout the nothing!)

(It is a numb feeling, the dull color different yet the same. How funny.)

(An interesting development... you can't grasp at the entirely of its endless absence, and yet you ascribe it a trait... an endearing one, too!)

(How entertaining.)

[mikemikeandmike]

hey battat, have you ever considered that mike's last name could be hawk? try saying it out loud a few times

[mikemikeandmike]

Hi battat

Rotates you

[mikemikeandmike]

How milk absorbent is battat, is it good enough to recreate the spamton plush commercial

🎲: DON'T YOU DARE,

[mikemikeandmike]

Ah, haha, you guys are back, that's some nice news;

Anyways... Heh, here, some LoveMail delivery for you three. Yes yes, to all three of you, my dears!

*Battat, Jongler and Pluey receive love letters... With sowm dark candies attached.*

You may read em or just eat the candies. It's yours to decide what to do with it!

— 💖⛓️‍💥💖

🎲: Well, we're NOT falling for it, pal!! Whatever you're planning, it's not gonna work!!! I can see RIGHT through you, yeah, that's right!

🎚: Da candy's good, though.

🎲: You ATE it!? What if it's poisoned!? What if it's a BOMB!??

🎲: THERE COULD BE PEOPLE OUT FOR US!!! SOMEONE MIGHT WANT US DEAD! DEAD, JONGLER!!!

🎚: ...I, uh, think it's just normal love letters, boss.

[mikemikeandmike]

what’s the weirdest thing you’ve done that you can admit to?

🎚: I dunno, Pluey likes 'em.

🎲: Pluey's a freak! He eats cat treats for FUN!!!

🎲: Pretty sure it's THEIR fault I even had to do that in the first place!

[mikemikeandmike]

Does Pluey like hats?

(A little.)

[mikemikeandmike]

If finding out who Mike was meant you had to kill someone, would you do so?

🎲: I mean, I've never DONE it before, but... it can't be THAT hard, right?

🎲: Wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've done!