Insanity-Plus

Asexual. Incorrect Lapidot Quotes twice a day. I write sometimes yay https://m.fanfiction.net/u/9416817/InsanityWolf925

[isa-drawthings]

Based on a post by @mikie925

[mikie925]

Hella good looking snack Lapis! Haha!

[leseltruiste-blog]

Based on a post by @mikie925

[mikie925]

Sometimes I'm a Peridot, others I'm a Lapis Haha! Thank you so much for this!

[mikie925]

Lapis: Still short, I see

Peridot: Still pretending to not be hopelessly in love with me I see

[elementaleel]

Peridot tried   XD

Based on a quote by @mikie925

[mikie925]

She really did try haha!! Thank you for this!

[making-friendos]

Trans people exist and are very important

spread the word

[mikie925]

"Listen. I'm small, I'm delicate, and I'm ready to kick some ass."

- Peridot, before Change Your Mind

[mikie925]

Lapis: I'm not a jealous person, that's ridiculous

Amethyst: Yesterday you screamed at a guy who asked Peridot if she wanted a drink

Lapis: So?

Amethyst: He was the waiter

[mikie925]

Lapis: Well aren't you the cutest little girl?

Peridot: Oh, why thank- you're talking to Pumpkin, aren't you?

Lapis: *didn't hear her, keeps petting a happy Pumpkin*

Peridot: *stares at Pumpkin in jealousy*

[mikie925]

Peridot: It costs absolutely nothing to say something kind

Lapis: It costs even less to shut the fuck up

[mikie925]

"What a day. The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them— as is my understanding."

- Peridot, probably

[mikie925]

Lapis: I can't do this...

Peridot: You can do it!

Lapis: ...I can do this

[mikie925]

Lapis: How'd you crack your gem?

Peridot: Too much sex

Lapis: ...

Peridot, coughing: I fell off a chair pretending to be Spider-Man...

[mikie925]

Lapis: You have a nice ass

Peridot: What did you say?

Lapis: You have nice eyes

Peridot: ...I liked the first one better

[mikie925]

I made a little thingy :) (sorry if it’s bad)

You kidding? I LOVE IT!!!!

[mikie925]

Peridot: Lapis and I are going to be married!

Steven: Oh my gosh! She asked?

Peridot: Oh, she doesn't know it yet

[mikie925]

Lapis: Yeah, I'm just not a fan of romance

Pearl: ...

Lapis: What?

Pearl: Last week Peridot bought you a single rose and you cried in front of all of us

Lapis: ...that doesn't count

[mikie925]

Peridot after Lapis flies away with the barn part 2: