Life would be much better if every man was like this roid pig.
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Life would be much better if every man was like this roid pig.
Can he come in?
This piglet is not following orders. Out of uniform and not following proper grooming standards. I think some time in the box with intense iron therapy will help fix his rebel behavior. Coach doesn’t like disobedient piglets.
Pig, it’s time to become a hog. The roids have almost claimed your hair, so time to just shave it all off. Also, I don’t think you can even talk now, right hog? Just nod your head and grunt if you understand.
You can see how dumb this hog is. Just look how blank its face is.
Woof - young roidgutted pig !
The hog is on its way to the processing facility to obtain it's posers and head shave. You can tell how dumb the roids have made it by looking at its blank face.
ROIDPIG GOALS
It’s very simple.
I want to be a monster.
I want it to be undeniable.
I want people to question the evidence of their eyes when they see me.
I want double-takes.
I want disgust.
I want to go so far beyond the socially approved categories of “fit” and “aesthetic.”
I want normal people to shake their heads and say it’s “too much.”
"Are you natural or are you taking enhancements?”
“Why would you do that to yourself?”
Because I want to be a monster, that’s why.
Meat is simple. Meat is everything.
Always fucking reblog! This is what my life is going to become!
Good hog. So dumb it can only follow Coach's orders. The roids have rotted it's brain so much it can only grunt. Taking doesn't matter to hogs anyway.
Rock harder
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Well pig, your quickly approaching hog level. Time to get into your posers and shave that hair off. Grunt if you understand.
Ole Kristian Vaaga
Good hog. Now bend over. It's time for your hourly roid injections.
Who else wants to be roided up and dumb down? There is nothing better than being a dumb roid hog.
Put those posers on like a good roid hog should be.
Nick Walker hard chest pump
Best relaxed muscle shot ever.
Big gorilla Jim Vest.
May have already posted this.
Big triangular delts.
Big triangular head.
Broad, flat nose.
Long, deep pectoral muscle bellies.
Nipples surrounded by light hair, which align perfectly with bicep bulge.
Light pec steroid acne.
Big, long, tattooed arms.
Pure sex on a stick.
Phew.
This roid hog needs to shave it's hair off and put some posers on.
Evolution of a Roid Pig
Phase 1: Piglet
Uniform is mandatory for all piglets in training to become a roid pig. Military style pants and combat boots are required. Olive top or black wife beater as a top.
Hair must be kept as a high and tight. A 3 guard is the maximum length permitted on top, sides must be kept completely smooth.
All time is spent training in the gym, injecting roids, and eating clean to grow. Any form on intelligence will be removed by adherence to strict rules. No social life is permitted for piglets.
Time as a piglet is dependent on how well it listens to it’s coach and dedicates itself to the roids.
Phase 2: Roid Pig
The roids have clearly taken a hold of the pig and it has gained significant amount of quality meat. The pig’s life revolves completely around roids and growth now. The pig cannot think about anything else and is obedient to its coach.
A uniform is not mandatory now, but the pig is expected to wear tight clothes that show it’s roid meat. At this stage the pig is permitted to have hair, but is expected to keep it as short as possible.
The roid pig is permitted to only socialize with other roid pigs.
Phase 3: Roid Hog
The hog is the final stage of evolution. Here the hog has completely surrendered itself to roids and growth. Nothing else matters now to the hog except for growing bigger and bigger. A roid hog cannot think at all and relys on coach for everything thing that isn’t growth related.
Since it has surrendered to the roids, it no longer needs hair and must shave its head smooth and since it is so freakishly big no other clothes fit it except for tiny posing trunks. The posers become it’s uniform for the rest of its existence.
Hogs are not permitted to socialize with anyone as growing bigger is its only purpose.