miscellaneous weston school headcannons
this school may seem pristine and perfect on the outside, but boy, it’s a mess on the inside
half the time the students don’t even know where they’re supposed to be
the most infamous of them being from Edward Midford, who, halfway through latin class got up and brokenly whispered: “this is not maths”
it’s gotten to the point where no one really speaks louder than they do in the library, because usually someone is around and asleep
mcmillian once climbed up a three meter high tree and slept there because people were “too loud” in his room
“God damnnit Joanne get down from the windowsill you’re gonna get sick - how did you even get up there it’s like four meters up–will somEonE wAke hIm uP? GET ME A FUCKING LADDER!”- Maurice
Maurice and Joanne are in a love- hate relationship
Like they “pretend”to hate eachother but people have found them studying together, reading from the same book, looking out for eachother and on one rare occasion, even sleeping on the benches/tables in the common room
finaly s week is another hell
if gregory didn’t already have eyecircles, he now has racoon eyes. Literally
“Dude your eye make up is on fleek. teach me”- Cheslock
people sleep during class and the teachers don’t mind anymore
random screaming is heard, mostly with someone responding “I KNOW SHUT THE FUCK UP I’M TRYING TO STUDY!”
Joanne started screaming in the cafeteria, no one minded
burnouts are also a regualar occurence
sources say lawrence once recited his latin phrases to a squirrel
joanne: “I’m going to be a stripper fml”
Cheslock: “that’s the dirtiest thing you’ve said so far, I’m proud of you”
Maurice, after the last final, picked up a chair and screamed in joy
“WE BROKE MAURICE ABORT ABORT”
A party was held after finals week, even the young ones got wasted (On soda and caffeine, not on alc)
green house hosts sports contests, espeacially ones where you have to form teams: So far its: -edward and herman(BUT THAT’S UNFAIR!-Cheslock. “Aight you change with herman” (Edward and cheslock are close friends now))
-joanne and maurice
-gregory and herman (Were you always this light, greg? Yes shut up)(Gregory only begrudgingly agreed to this)
-lawrence and clayton
-edgar and mcmillian
the teatre group rehearses in the cafeteria like no ones buisness
most of the students now know ‘a midsummer nights dream’ by heart now
edgar approached joanne while he was reading, got hissed at, before joanne screamed in embaressment( edgar thought it was funny, no hard feelings there)
mcmillian writes everyone really detailed valentines cards
edward and cheslock can d a n c e– they can move thier bodies, it’s unreal >Joanne can sing so high it’s kinda creepy
cheslock consoles people very well, so he knows everything about everyone, but won’t use it as blackmail, he’s not sunken that low, his momma raised him well
edgar and herman give the best hugs
Everyone else is trying to get them to hug eachother
Gregory, Cheslock, Maurice, Mcmillian and, surprisingly, Joanne are the cryptid team
They go into abandoned buildingy together and look for cryptids and ghosts
in this school, there’s not really that much rivalry, no harmful one anyway
Everyone just does their thing, as long as they stay in their lane, no one minds
s l e e p o v e r s a n d g o s s i p
at the end of a school year, everyones crying in eachothers arms
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