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@mikkuriin
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guess who’s back from the dead
there’s a difference between “just do a little yoga it will cure your depression forever :)” and “going for a run won’t solve your problems but it will make you feel a little better and that’s the first step” but this site seems to treat them as the same thing
Taking care of yourself is still good even if it won’t cure you. Cleaning my room won’t cure my anxiety or make me less lonely but it is a healthier environment to live in.
I’m sure you can guess who the person is, but they keep referring to “mountain” kyman shippers as bad and put labels on people just because they think all of them are anti Semitic for making Cartman taller and dominant. They’re a very toxic and their friends keep encouraging their behavior because they feel like they’re doing the right thing. They’re the one who is making all the discourse in the fandom.
i know who you mean and i get having friends supporting you, but friends supporting you on ridiculous stuff such as being so against people who draw kyle looking like a twink?? dude it’s south park, people are allowed to have headcanons on their own because everyone looks so much the same, unless you wanna vaguepost matt and trey too for not making it look how you want kyle to be, bc THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. and that makes it ACTUALLY fun for the fandom to draw the characters because they’re allowed to draw the characters how they headcanon them to be, but unless you wanna take the fun out of that then go ahead.the thing is i have them blocked but someone sent to me the new ridiculous thing theyre on about, the moment they have someone they hate out of tumblr they start vagueposting artists who dont draw how they want “US” to. Like dude cant you maybe use your negative energy on something else, hobbies maybe??? is it really bad for me to draw kyle in an anime art style now? idk WHO KNOWSi just hope things would be more peaceful instead of you know, possibly scaring other artists into not doing what they love to do anymore especially when theyre not doing any harm to anyonehow toxic.
Maid/Butler!Kyman Headcanon
Kyle moves into a new city for a university scholarship, however for housing and other necessities he’s too broke to live on his own
The only job he finds is to be a live-in housekeeper for Eric Cartman, a wealthy millionaire who lives in this random mansion
Kyle wears a butler suit when he has to entertain Cartman’s guests, however when it’s just him and Cartman he has to wear a maid outfit JSJWOWJESJK
Cartman constantly switches between arguing/flirting with Kyle, leaving Kyle confused with their lingering sexual tension moments
Kyle is actually a pretty shitty housekeeper, always fucking up on cooking, cleaning etc and gets mad he can’t do anything correctly; the other servers in the mansion have to guide/teach him
Even though Kyle’s a shitty butler/maid, Cartman never fires him, cause he finds so much humour in Kyle and enjoys his company
Cartman requires Kyle to call him ‘Master’ and ‘Sir’ in public, but alone, he likes it when Kyle calls him by his first name
Cartman gets super flustered/confused when Kyle is genuinely nice with him, as he likes his “firecracker” and doesn’t know what to do with sincerity. Visa versa with Kyle.
Cartman says he gained wealth through wall street, but Cartman’s true accumulation of wealth was from his dead father who slept around with his mother when she was a hooker. When Mr. and Ms. Tenorman died and his first son went to jail, all assets went to Cartman
Kenny is the garden keeper, while Butters is the baker of the mansion. They both know their master has a thing for Kyle but Kyle is ignorant about it
Kenny is the only one who knew Cartman when he was poor, as they grew up in the same neighbourhood
Stan is Kyle’s childhood friend and they talk via skype since Stan goes to another school. Kyle pretty much vents to Stan about Cartman, and Stan lowkey picks up on Kyle’s feelings for the fatass. When Stan points it out Kyle tries to deny
NSFW bonus
Cartman fucking loves it when Kyle calls him Master in bed
When Kyle messes up with housecleaning Cartman punishes him with a feather duster, and spanks him with it
Cartman always tries to get Kyle aroused when he’s on the job, so he’ll say dirty shit in his ear when there’ people around
If anyone wants to add to this HC then please be my guest ;)
Secret Santa for @rubiiexe, its a little hushed but I hope you like it ☺
@ingloriouskouhai hewwo
“Russian Kyle means I can project into him
(there’s that thing when ppl write their with on a paper, burn it and drink champagne with it on the new year)”
HAHA I would have the same reaction Cartman had
the one i got for secret santa is @ingloriouskouhai and she asked for kyman fluff ADLGKDKG of all the people it had to be a senpai :’0 merry late xmas!!
what you talking about you are my senpai ;w; <333 I loved it so much; I’m gushing joy ( ´ ▽ ` ).。o♡
stop being friends with people you don’t really like stop following people you don’t really like stop checkin up on people you don’t really like
Masterlist of aus
For if ever you find yourself in need of inspiration, this is a list of possible aus that you could write a story about no matter what fandom you write for. Might come back and edit this if I ever come up with some more ideas.
1. Modern au
a. High school au
b. College au
c. Flower shop au
d. Coffee shop au
e. Military au
f. Police au
g. Secret service/Spy au
h. Office workers au
i. Next door neighbors au
j. Single parents au
k. Road trip au
l. Holiday au
m. Dancer au
n. Actors au
o. Band/Musician au
p. Librarian/Book shop au
q. Yakuza/Gangster au
r. Bachelor/Bachelorette au
s. Models au
t. Artist/Photographer au
u. Stripper au
v. Youtube/Blogger au
2. Characters are all real life actors playing the characters from the Movie/TV show/Book au
3. Wuxia au
4. Cowboy au
5. Childhood au
6. Disability au
7. Sickness/Terminally ill au
8. Arranged marriage au
9. Courtesan au
10. Slave au
11. Medical/Science au
12. Soulmate au
13. Political au
14. Magic au
a. Witch and wizard au
b. Potion making au
c. Curse breaking au
d. Magical creatures au (eg unicorn, Pegasus, faeries, centaur, basilisk)
e. Magic school au
f. Modern magic au
15. Superhero au
16. Pirate au
17. Gender swap au
18. Fantasy au
a. Mermaid au
b. Werewolf au
c. Vampire au
d. Dragon au
e. Nymph/Dryad au
f. Cultural mythology au (creatures who only show up in specific cultures’ mythology)
g. D&D au
h. Shape shifter au
i. Immortality au
j. Modern fantasy au
19. Ghost/Undead au
20. Fairy Tale au
21. Gods/Goddesses au
22. Angels and demons au
23. Time travel au
24. Victorian au
25. Medieval au
26. Ancient empire au (eg Egyptian, Roman, Aztec)
27. Royalty au
28. Reincarnation au
29. Movie/TV show au (eg. Harry Potter, AtLA, Star Wars, Doctor Who)
a. Musicals au (eg Grease, Mama Mia, Phantom of the Opera)
b. Disney movie au
30. Space au
31. Sci-Fi au
32. Futuristic au
33. Anthropomorphic au
34. Human A/B/O au
35. Role reversal au
36. Post-apocalypse au
37. Dystopia au
38. Detective noir au
39. Revolution au
40. Remove a character au (remove one character and see how the story changes)
41. Alternate dimension au
42. Horror au
43. Murder mystery au
44. Artificial Intelligence au
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Feliz Natal Sun, espero que esteja tudo maravilindo! -Bun
Tomara que o seu Natal tbm tenha sido maravilindo Bun! ( * ´ ∀ ` *)
i got @amsayy for my secret santa! merry christmas babes
Merry Christmas Sunny!!!♥
HOHOHO MERRY CHRISTMAS--
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My kyman loving ass is sobbing so fucking hard- 💝💕💖💝💕💞💓💟💓💖
Marry Christmas🎄
Do you think Cartman actually loves Kyle? Or is it more of a “loves to hate” sort of thing
[Looks back and forth between you and my blog which is 97% me gushing over how much Cartman and Kyle love each other] …Is-… Is this a trick question? .-.Haha, no, it’s a fair question! And I don’t know if it has a straightforward answer. Now, if you ask me: do I think Cartman has the potential to actually love Kyle in the future when they’re older and more mature, and know and understand more about each other, and both have resolved / are in the process of resolving their personal and relationship issues? Then the answer is yes, of course! But you’re asking if Cartman does love Kyle, now, and in that case I think I’d have to say… no? They’re, like, ten? I don’t think you can be capable of the commitment and devotion that goes into true love when you’re ten. They don’t want to be in love. They just want to play Pokemon, and watch cartoons, and throw rocks at cars, y’know. It’s a bit too intense for them right now. I mean, it’s kind of why Cartman and Heidi didn’t work. He wanted to hang out and do cool shit with his friends or on his own, and he felt like she got in the way of that when she wanted to get to know him, and spend time with him and, you know, have a relationship with him. So, yeah, Cartman’s not ready for that yet.
(I do think that he has the beginnings of a crush on Kyle, though, and he’s kind of in that oblivious, pigtail-pulling stage where he’s fascinated by Kyle, and he wants his attention all the time (and the easiest, fastest way to get it is making him mad), and he’s always thinking about him (there is much evidence for this) and gets excited just talking to him, but he doesn’t know why. And it’s kind of strange, and frustrating, and not knowing what Kyle makes him feel or why he feels it just makes Cartman more aggressive towards Kyle, because he is the centre of his confusion. Plus, he’s just Cartman, so he can’t show his affection like a normal person anyway. And he won’t show it normally, or understand his feelings even, until he’s much older. So the “picking on the person you like (but you don’t realise you like)” stage will continue for an indeterminable amount of time yet.)
Although, I do think Cartman loves Kyle as a friend, or even as surrogate family. Cartman has said a few times already “I love you guys” to all the boys, including Kyle. He even made a big fuss just this past season about how the four of them have been too distant lately, including Kyle, and how he wanted to do something about it. Both times he could have added as a disclaimer, “Except Kyle!”, but he didn’t. And do you know why? Because he loves him. Or he at least cares about him, as someone who he appreciates (even if just as a rival), and wants to keep in his life (even if just to fight with). And I think that, even if it started as a “love to hate” thing, over time that can become just a genuine love. And I think Cartman loves Kyle just as much as he hates him, or enjoys hating him. After all, they say “there’s a fine line between love and hate.” They are the same extreme intensity of emotion. They both involve obsession with a person, negative or positive. So, though Cartman does hate Kyle, it’s not as plain and simple as that - there could be love in that, too. I choose to believe there is.
The beauty of a relationship like this, though - a fictional, childhood one, that is - is that the interpretations are infinite. The possibilities are literally endless! So if someone wants to believe differently from me, they totally can! As for me, I have my reasons for what I believe. I don’t know if I’ve got them across too well in this response, but I did my best! I hope you’re happy with the answer, Anon. Thanks for the interesting question! :)