heron‼️

i am a man of many names to be called

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hello. i'm heron and my friend told me my jokes are funny so i'm making it the internet's problem BUT before we get into that imma make an intro

-again my name is heron (it's not but it sounds cooler than my actual name)

-i use he/him pronouns but i don't really care

-fandoms i'm in: the hunger games, LOST EMBER, recreationally warrior cats, unstable universe (yes it's minecraft youtubers, kiss my ass), arcane, tadc, house md, stranger things (edit: before vol2 s5), fnaf, tlou, dabbling in marvel

-i am very indifferent toward coleslaw salad

-my music taste is something so incredibly diverse it can't be described by words. i mourn what could've been every day

-i'm not american

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genderqueer with a plan at the bus station straight up bussin the tation, and by tation i mean, heh, transplan

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musicians who claim they are straight: okay now you wanna stick that faggot's wood in your mouth and blow-

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sup<1

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oko za prdel, prdel za zub

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cat name leg, short for shittlegiggler

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me: potential energy! stop acting like a submissive femboy!

Eₚ : mgh...

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it's only a matter of time before my friend bullies me into watching it so i'm just getting this over with

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been researching japanese names for my oc lore and came across this

katsuko (katsu=victory, ko=child)

imagine naming your kid this if they absorbed their twin in the womb

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the chainsaw man's biggest enemy,

the japanese man.

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you already know what time you should go to the dentist, 2:30.

but what time does your mother go? 2:32

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"we're all out of chicken" i tell the customer as i shove ten slices of the ham they wanted into my mouth, not breaking eye contact

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schrödinger's dove. you need to look inside the box to know if you should eat it or not, defeating the entire purpose of the tag.

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as a not so wise but clearly comedically gifted man (me) once said,

"life's ass, but i'm cruising through the shit."

my ability to fart out something like this at random times is probably my sole significance in this universe and so be it. i was born to be a jester

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friends hanging out in june deny that they're queer, call that a lion pride