Clippy, kill that guy

Welcome to the shitpost laboratory she/it moots feel free to dm if you just want to talk, i might not respond for a while tho

[mildly-cold-fox]

editing my pinned to be an intro post, this is subject to change

name I’ve mostly settled on: Risk

I use she/it

Fox therian

uhhhh I do artsy shit occasionally

no DNI i have a block button

minor so dont be TOO weird

links below the cut

art blog:

@mildly-cold-art

Ao3:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Pronouns Page:

@Mildly.Cold.Grap • Pronouns.page

Usage examples of personal pronouns and gender neutral language.

[mildly-cold-fox]

did you change your username

(suspiciously grape shaped lunp in my throat) I have no idea what your talking about

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

I WILL win her, y'all.

[mildly-cold-fox]

dudes be like "yo-" and then expect you to finish the word like what is this a gameshow???? there's not even any prizes

[gayest-pigeon-u-know]

They call me comma the way I never end a sent

[mildly-cold-fox]

What happened to the grape!!

ate it (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

[mildly-cold-fox]

okay now this is getting confusing. why is the fox cold? warm her up please? also like i already know someone called Fox

the fox is cold because arctic fox, also unfortunate lmao. if you want to tho you can call me risk

[the-rat12]

girl with sword and she kills you

[the-rat12]

girl with sword and she kills you

[yharon314]

revolutionary (in more way than one)

[the-rat12]

specifically you. shes killing you and only you. (the girl is me)

[yharon314]

Aww thats so sweet of you

[the-rat12]

youre welcome 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🦂🥰🥰

[yharon314]

Hey watch out theres a shrimp in between your army of lovely subordinate evil-doers

[the-rat12]

she is also my lovely minion do not fucking judge her

[mildly-cold-fox]

The shrimp is my favorite coworker

[the-rat12]

Would I still be your goon if I changed my url 🥺👉👈

yes darling change youre username as you wish my loyal goon!!! although we'd have to change the name of the religion

[mildly-cold-fox]

oh. Yea. I forgot about the religion tbh.

well I’m sure it’s fine (ᵕ—ᴗ—) it’s only like a day old it wouldn’t be that hard to change

[ririwithrice]

Joomapel riri guess where I am wee wee

[mildly-cold-fox]

the bottom of the Atlantic

[ririwithrice]

I didn’t know the Atlantic was a bottom

[mildly-cold-fox]

no I’m saying you are the Atlantic's bottom

[we-are-knight]

I teach honourable fencing and chivalrous combat.

Yet somehow, I raised a dagger fighting rogue, that can beat swordsmen with her dagger.

[the-rat12]

your dagger fighting rogue just grabbed the opponents swors blade with their fucking hand. your dagger fighting rogue lost

[we-are-knight]

@the-rat12 wrong. It's a technique. And seen across centuries of manuscripts for fighting that recommend it as an action:

I.33...

Fiore...

Leckuchner...

Talhoffer...

And those are just the Bloßfechten examples, in Harnischfecten, grabbing the sword is a recommended action to gain control.

So no, my squire had perfect control over the sword in that action: she parried upward, then seized the blade above the cross guard where it had no room to slip in her grasp, ensuring she wouldn't get cut.

[the-rat12]

ouh waow,,,, i feel so special for being such an idiot i was worthy of this amazing demonstration

[mildly-cold-fox]

I'm so proud of you <3 that idiot is my boss <3

[the-rat12]

yayyyy!!!! go slaughter a wretched heaven as a treat, my precious vassal!!!

[mildly-cold-fox]

Yippie!

[meepmonstare]

It's a transgender evening

[we-are-knight]

I teach honourable fencing and chivalrous combat.

Yet somehow, I raised a dagger fighting rogue, that can beat swordsmen with her dagger.

[the-rat12]

your dagger fighting rogue just grabbed the opponents swors blade with their fucking hand. your dagger fighting rogue lost

[we-are-knight]

@the-rat12 wrong. It's a technique. And seen across centuries of manuscripts for fighting that recommend it as an action:

I.33...

Fiore...

Leckuchner...

Talhoffer...

And those are just the Bloßfechten examples, in Harnischfecten, grabbing the sword is a recommended action to gain control.

So no, my squire had perfect control over the sword in that action: she parried upward, then seized the blade above the cross guard where it had no room to slip in her grasp, ensuring she wouldn't get cut.

[the-rat12]

ouh waow,,,, i feel so special for being such an idiot i was worthy of this amazing demonstration

[mildly-cold-fox]

I'm so proud of you <3 that idiot is my boss <3

[mildly-cold-fox]

I think mabye using people 3 years younger than me as role models for 7 years straight because I didn't have anyone else to talk to might have had a slight effect on my development ngl

[court-jester-offical]

Pray tell, what tastes better than it smells?!

[mildly-cold-fox]

a tounge

[wylkowulko]

WELCOME HOME

[mildly-cold-fox]

@the-rat12