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mercedescochran:

“Spoken like a true, bitter ex-member.”

“Me? Bitter?” Milly scoffed. “I’ve never been better Bestie. I am finally free from your pretentious, toxic asses.”

basil-dumont:

“You know what sounds really good right now? A dip in the lake. This humidity is killing me,” he sighed, fanning himself with his shirt. Unknown to the person, Basil had already checked the softness and pH balance of the lake when the retreat was announced earlier in the spring semester. As if he was going to ruin his skin by foolishly diving into water with a low pH.

“Do a nosedive head first, hopefully aiming for some sharp rocks under there.”

#basil

kalina-preslavska:

Kali eased her way out of the back seat of a black town car, her slender arms loaded down with a large number of shopping bags and helium filled balloons intended for the Zeta bonding activities. “Don’t worry, the—” Her greeting stopped abruptly when she realized the door hadn’t been automatically shut behind her. Snapping her head to the side glared at a rando freshman hovering nearby and hissed ‘get that!’ beneath her breath. Once they’d scrambled over to shut the door for her she instantly regained her composure. “— the cute one has arrived!” Finishing her earlier declaration she moved forward and shoved the bags off into someone else’s arms without caring exactly who was now responsible for the burden of decorations and party favors. Instead, she flashed a professionally whitened smile and addressed the person in front of her. “If you tell me you had any fun without I’ll know you’re lying.”

“Cute one?” Milly looked around as if she was looking for someone, her tone was mocking. It wasn’t a secret that she hated all Zetas -- ironically all of them were her best friends a year ago. “I don’t see any. Unless you brought a cute puppy.” With a shrug, Milly pursed her lips. “Things were going just fine until you showed your disgusting face. Now, I don’t think I’ll have any fun when I have to put up with your nauseating presence.”

#kalina

mercedescochran:

“I am not putting my shoes in a giant pile along with everyone else’s. Who knows what kind of foot fungus I could attract, no thanks. If everyone is accommodating, I am willing to throw mine out an extra fifty yards.”