It Is Time

@miles--faline

Miles Faline. 16. My eyes are up here.

616 posts

One day he’s going to crush you because he’ll be tired of getting in trouble for you.

He would NEVER. I’m the good child. Unlike the lot of you.

Aunt B is going to kill you.

I’m maintaining this was Charlie’s fault.

#Miles has never been so happy to see Not Gabe or Not Charlie.

Does anyone know how to get paint off of carpet?

#he says this is for josie #or javi #or anyone who isn't gabe

gabenixon54‌:

Alllllllllways?

Always. Have you MET her?

c-faline‌:

Mom would love that. She really enjoyed the surprise when she went to grab your laundry the last time.

I’m sure she loved my explanation more. Especially since the body paint hasn’t washed out yet.

c-faline‌:

Way to kill our Friday plans, Miles.

You both have forced my hand--I cant afford to change my room lock AGAIN.

gabenixon54‌:

Josie can’t come to the phone right now, she’s locked in her room.

Actually I don’t know what the fuck she’s doing.

Josie can always come to the phone, you liar.

c-faline‌:

In fact, yes. But it’s none of your business.

It becomes my business when you both start lurking around corners. I’d like to nip any future plans with Gabe before I wake up covered in tar with a fire in the corner of my room with you both dancing around it.

gabenixon54‌:

Oh no, they’ll send you a replacement copy for your troubles. Same model, for free.

this is bullshit. I want Josie.

gabenixon54‌:

b

Ooh, it’s past 60 days so we can’t accept returns.

Then sell it at a garage sale. 75 cents.

gabenixon54‌:

I got it from my momma.

Well return that for store credit, please.

c-faline‌:

Oh no. See, I’m like a banana. The longer you leave me to myself, the better the banana bread.

You think very highly of yourself as a mushy brown fruit.

Talk to Gabe lately?

Why would anyone spend money on expired goods?

YOU’RE expired. They left you out and let you go bad. What a shame.

gabenixon54‌:

Why Miles, that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me. You DO care.

Why are you like this. Who made you this way. Was it Charlie?

c-faline‌:

In your dreams.

It’s okay, someday you may be able to afford something like me.

gabenixon54‌:

Oh I sure miss our face-to-face interactions.

Does it help to know that you haunt my waking nightmares?

c-faline‌:

You’re a cheesy roll up at best.

I am a Double Steak Melt and you know it.

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