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One day I want to see KJ and Uncle Hunter square off on if a punishment goes through or not. Who usually wins?

Depends what it is and who it is. Usually it’s Dad but Mom also has some very clutch victories in her record..

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Josie can always come to the phone, you liar.

Alllllllllways?

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You know she’s just going to get you in trouble, right?

I’ll bat my pretty little eyes at Mom and it’ll be fine.

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She’ll be looking over her shoulders for weeks.

I can’t wait. She’s gonna lose her mind.

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this is bullshit. I want Josie.

Josie can't come to the phone right now, she’s locked in her room.

Actually I don’t know what the fuck she’s doing.

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Then sell it at a garage sale. 75 cents.

Oh no, they’ll send you a replacement copy for your troubles. Same model, for free.

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Well return that for store credit, please.

Ooh, it’s past 60 days so we can’t accept returns.

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No, I’m just going to be naked and covered in red paint.

You’re right. Josie can have the hair clippers. I’ll tell her I’ll shave her eyebrows.

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Why are you like this. Who made you this way. Was it Charlie?

I got it from my momma.

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Does it help to know that you haunt my waking nightmares?

Why Miles, that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me. You DO care.

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No, no, Gabe. I’m frightfully superstitious. Make Miles shit himself instead.

It’s not up to the living. Oh I can do that now. When you go into his room tonight, turn on hair clippers.

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Why me? You can’t abandon your sister like that.

Ghosts are very good at multitasking.

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…….NO.

Oh I sure miss our face-to-face interactions.

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I want him to scoop me into his arms and carry me like we’re crossing a threshold as I sob for my dear, sweet troll of a cousin.

No need for tears, I’ll haunt you for the rest of your days.

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Only if Uncle Hunter’s the one to pull me out.

You’re right, your mom would just leave you there.

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I get to search your bag before you come in. Contraband check.

Who says you’ll be awake to do that?

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If she cracked her screen, I’d say the prettiest things at your funeral.

Will you throw yourself in the grave when they’re lowering me down?