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runrunrunnn lil guy!!!!!!

i wanted to try traditional animation for a while and heres a cute little guy inspod by sonnyelim ; 3 and here are the seperate frames as well

joansdidion

holmes smoking in the no smoking compartment of the train while ignoring his brother and boyfriend achieved a level of cuntiness that has never been seen before or since

feminarchyboss

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

duchessvongooseberg

buckle my shoe 😊

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

playwrongs

Had a nap and dreamed that the term in chess for removing a piece from the board was “eating out” (as in “my rook eats out your bishop”). There was also a procedure by which a piece could be returned to the board called “eating in”.

lexie-squirrel

#oof

localpubliclibrary

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

#seeing this while i laptop in bed