TVSTRANGERTHINGS
No title available
PR's Tumblrdome
Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON
NASA
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
No title available
noise dept.
we're not kids anymore.
if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Andulka
Jules of Nature
pixel skylines
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
oozey mess
Cosmic Funnies
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Netherlands
seen from South Korea
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from Canada
seen from Netherlands
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from United States
@milesmilkstout
tinydancingbubbles:
Welp! Now that my birthday has passed, my countdown to summer has officially started! To pass the time and to keep from annoying my sister to death with hovering after the whole “she could’ve potentially burned to death!” thing, I was thinking it’s time to start my boxing/kickboxing classes back up! SoOoOo! Those who are interested in joining–or rejoining–lemme know!
Do I get to learn to kick wooden boards in half, or am I just kicking air if I come?
TEXT ✉️ BOBBLES
Bobbie: Truly. One. Of. A. Kind. XD
Bobbie: MILES! WTF?! YOU SEE MY LIFE! I GAVE THE GIRL WHO IS SHACKING UP WITH THE BOY I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH FOR FOUR YEARS A KEEPSAKE BOX SO SHE COULD KEEP HER LOVE LETTERS FROM HIM SAFE! I AM NOT GOOD WITH REVENGE! XD Also, fart noises are funny, so you right, lol. OH! SEE! You're better at this! I can absolutely do that! I can also make the code change so they can't pinpoint what key makes the scare happen!
Miles: I'm gonna change my name in your phone to that. UOM Beer.
Miles: OKAY BUT MAYBE THE BOX IS FILLED WITH POISON THAT'S SECRETLY GONNA DETERIORATE THE LETTERS. OR YOU GAVE HER A TRICK BOX WHERE IT'LL NEVER OPEN AGAIN, OR SLOWLY COMPRESS THE LETTERS INTO DUST! LET ME DREAM THAT YOU'RE REVENGING! Nice! See, maybe you're just like... sidekick material, in the least offensive way ever. Sidekicks are sometimes cooler than the actual 'heroes' because they don't get the blame for the shitty stuff heroes do sometimes!
flynnfrederickson:
What kind of decade is your mom living in? Phones are the future! My Toodles does whatever I ask – Toodles, play Despacito. Toodles, what’s the weather like? It’s like never having to read anything and I’m here for that. I’d be proud that my kid was using video games as an excuse to go outside – especially one like you who’s like, not a sports dude. No offense.
I don’t know, I can’t ever decide if she’s just salty that she’s bad at using her phone or if she actually really believes they’re making the world worse. But then she’s always playing Words with Friends and Yahooing (never Googling) weird stuff, so she’s kind of a hypocrite. Dude, right? Although I guess it’s like, the same as swimming, where Pokemon Go is like a fake team sport and not one that actually helps me ‘team-build.’
TEXT || MINNIE
Annie: Before I get any questions about the fire, yes I was there. I saw it burning and wanted to make sure there wasn’t anyone in there and there was so I did what I could. No, my face didn’t melt off or anything like that. Just some smoke inhalation and a few minor burns. No, I won’t be taking any time off from work.
Miles: Dude, I feel like you deserve some ice cream or something after all of that. Or I'd say a trip back to Hawaii, but that doesn't seem to work as well for you as it does for me.
flynnfrederickson:
You could just tell her that Fortknight and Pokemon Go inspired people to get up and be active! With the amount of times I’ve had to do The Floss to promo my radio segment, my obliques are rock hard.
No, that won’t work. She thinks phone’s are evil, she’s already pissed that that my dad and I have an Instagram account where we take pictures of all the different ice creams we’ve tried from around the world. If she knew I walk around and sometimes sneak into unauthorized areas playing Pokemon Go, it would be all over for me.
@remydupont:
I’m pretty sure all those articles about the game helping the restoration are weird video game nerd theories? The fire only happened because they were in the middle of restorations, I seriously doubt they don’t have more recent models.
I mean, yeah, the game’s five years old, but they still did a lot of studying of the cathedral to make it visually stunning and as historically accurate as they could. Plus, I heard it on the radio, and not from like reddit or something. Google it yourself, it’s more credible than a lot of my usual conspiracy theories, I swear.
Next time my mom tries to tell me that playing videogames isn’t important, I get to rub it in her face that Assassin’s Creed’s 3D maps of Notre Dame are gonna help with rebuilding the cathedral and I don’t know about you guys, but I think that’s beautiful.
TEXT ✉️ MOLI
Noli: whoa, now you gotta elaborate -- which Fake Five girl is which???
Noli: IT WAS WEIRD CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHY I DID IT BUT NOW I DO. Oh wait did I never tell you I found out why????? :o I'm still a virgin definitely but like, my hands aren't. But it was over pretty fast cause I was stressed and he knew so he was like 'chill'. He's cool, I like him.
Miles: Kristina's the hot one, have you seen her legs? Molly's the fun one - like, she's bitchy but in an interesting crazy 'I'm watching a fun trainwreck' kind of way. And Bobbie's the nice one, obviously.
Miles: Uh... if you did I wasn't listening, and we know that I'm usually listening, so... why did you do it? Liking people's cool. Does that mean you're gonna, idk, devirginize other parts of your body with him in the future?
“All that is gold does not glitter; not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither; deep roots are not reached by the frost.”
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
TEXT ✉️ BOBBLES
Bobbie: AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE DRAMATIC ONE! LMAO! You're one of a kind, Miles Milkstout! XD And just so we're on the same page...I would ABSOLUTELY help you in ONE LITTLE TEENY TINY REVENGE PLOT! XD I just want to know what you WANT for you teeny tiny revenge plot! Do you want me do a random regeneration code to make it so every time they type their computers make different fart noises for each key? 'cause I'm really good at that, lol. And that way even if they get it to stop, it'll pop up again later, lol.
Miles: Hey, did you know a milkstout's a type of beer? So fun fact of the day, my name is like... Unit-of-Measurement Beer.
Miles: ANYWAY! I don't know yet, that's what YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME WITH! They'd probably think the fart noises were too funny though, and if they fart too many times the people around them will know it's fake. What about a jumpscare of that scary chick from the Ring trying to claw her way out of their computer screens?
TEXT ✉️ SPRILES
Spree: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING! XD
Miles: IT'S NOT CHEATING IF IT'S A MEDIOCRE GAME THAT DOESN'T WORK PROPERLY HALF THE TIME ANYWAY.
TEXT ✉️ MOLI
Noli: LOL YOU GOT REMY RIPPP.
Noli: NO and I didn't kiss you either. :P I kissed Nico Woods, actually. And...............other stuff.
Miles: She's not even the hot one or the fun one or the nice one :( She's just like, the slightly cuter than Tally uptight scary one.
Miles: LOL you say that like kissing you was a bad thing for me! You were the one who thought it was weird! But Nico Woods is a pretty big upgrade lol. What other stuff?
TEXT ✉️ BOBBLES
Bobbie: They didn't hit me though, so would it /really/ be revenge? That seems more like retaliation for being left out of the fun...which let's be honest, I am still down for, lol. But what to doooo. What's floating around that pretty little head of yours, Milhouse?
Miles: What's floating in my head is that I WOULD GO TO VIRTUAL WAR FOR YOU and you won't even do ONE LITTLE TEENY TINY REVENGE PLOT FOR ME!
TEXT ✉️ SPRILES
Spree: I KNOW THAT, GIANT ONE! BUT I STILL DO NOT BELIEVE YOU, IT'S TOO MUCH OF A COINCIDENCE! ADMIT IT, YOU WERE BORED AND WANTED TO SEE HOW FAR YOUR MAYHEM COULD SPREAD BUT DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES! XD
Miles: I WAS NOT BORED ENOUGH TO DO THAT! I WAS BORED MODDING STUFF ON THE SIMS WHILE SOMEONE WAS SLANDERING ME!
TEXT ✉️ BOBBLES
Bobbie: This is why we can't have nice things, y'know, lol. I'm mad I missed it though, but also, they're smart for not hitting me. I'd be forced to get revenge. ;)
Miles: DO IT. GET REVENGE. DO IT IN MY HONOR, ROBERTASAURAUS. AVENGE MY NAME.
TEXT ✉️ OPEN
Spree: Just in case it wasn't obvious for some unknown reason, if it has to deal with computers and quite literally "milk" in some way, I will always blame you. ;P
Miles: IT'S NOT ABOUT ACTUAL MILK! IT'S A EUPHEMISM! A BAD ONE! I WAS FRAMED!
TEXT ✉️ MOLI
Noli: why. are. you. like. this.
Noli: Also how was your time at the dance, we haven't chatted and I have A STORY.
Miles: I said it wasn't me! It legitimately wasn't me.
Miles: It was fine, I guess. Remy Dupont thinks she's too cool for me, what else is new? :-p
Miles: Uh... what kind of story? Did you kiss Kori again?