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[ID: Screenshot of the Horta with her eggs from the TOS episode "The Devil in the Dark". Stickers have been edited onto the photo, with sparkles and hearts surrounding her as well as a flower crown. /End ID]

#she IS a milf don't come at me #tos #this is a joke but also #i love her a lot

evviejo

NAHLA AKE - STAR TREK: STARFLEET ACADEMY S1E8 The Life of the Stars

#sfa

paksthestoic

star trek voyager characters on Open Mic Night in the mess hall.

Tom Paris: organized it. roped people into it. claims the first slot. spends his five minutes telling jokes like “I just flew in from the New Zealand penal colony and boy are my arms tired!!”. polite chuckles all around because he leans into telling awful jokes.

Harry Kim: technically perfect jokes delivered with too much nervous laughter until tom starts heckling and suddenly his five minutes is all crowd work

Tuvok: Tom did not expect him to agree, but Tuvok delivers a series of deadpan riddles and knock knock jokes to devastating effect. runaway success of the evening.

Chakotay: was NOT going to participate until the captain teased him about stage fright. observational humor, the type of person to pick someone out of the crowd and deliver his material directly to them.

Neelix: a TIGHT five entirely on leola root. stuns the crew with his self-awareness, makes them all wonder if he’s been inflicting Leola root on them for the Laughs this whole time

B’elanna Torres: does alright until tom also decides to heckle her. she throws the mic at him, chaos ensues, she does not complete her five minutes.

Seven: her jokes themselves are not funny. What gets people is when she informs them they may proceed to laughter. Similar to Harry in that they are technically perfect jokes. Some nervous chuckles, most people are relieved when she leaves the stage.

Kathryn Janeway: has been having a Good Time watching her staff do this, very alarmed when Chakotay says turnabout is fair play and she ought to get up on stage. no structured jokes, tells anecdotes from childhood/the academy that get laughs because for some reason people on her ship think she is straight laced and she’s always been That Reckless. Probably leaned up against a lectern or piano or something with a glass in her hand like Frank Sinatra the whole time.

The Doctor: demanded to “save the best for last”, absolutely distraught when people start yawning and getting up to head out. his fault for turning his five minutes into fifteen on the history of the commedia dell’arte style of improvisational theater

#voy

spockvarietyhour

Are TOS-era tricorders, communicators and phasers waterproof?

Yes

Yes tricorders only

Yes phasers only

Yes communicators only

Yes phasers and tricorders

Yes communicators and tricorders

Yes phasers and communicators

No

Results

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

#they were always having to come up with ways to get those things out of the situation #if gets wet was a way to get them out of it would have been used #tos

jet-plane

I honor you, Jay-Den Kraag, with the weapon of a true Klingon warrior.

Star Trek: Starfleet Academy 01x04 - "Vox in Excelso"

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jet-plane

Is this a multiple choice?

Star Trek: Starfleet Academy 01x02 - "Beta Test"

#sfa

itberice

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine I 4.02 The Visitor

#ds9

whataboutbobbed

Nichelle Nichols (December 28, 1932 - )

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“Uhura never had another name during the series. One of the fan writers wrote “Upenda” - which means “peace” in Swahili, I understand — not officially, but in some of their fan writings. And it sort of took hold. But when they were going to do the official history of Star Trek in a published book, the writer called Gene and asked him was “Uhura” her first name or her last name? Gene said, “Well, Nichelle and I never decided.” We always leaned towards it being her last name because it’s taken from the Swahili “uhuru” which means freedom. So it would sort of be like the same as “Freeman.” So he said, “You can make it her last name.” The writer said, “What about her first name? I’ve come up with one in Swahili. It’s Nyota.” Gene said, “I can’t give you that permission because Nichelle and I named her together, and she has rights to that, so you’ll have to call her and get her permission.” So he gave him my number, and he called me and I laughed and was delighted. He said, “I have a name and it’s Nyota.” I said, “That’s quite beautiful. What does it mean?” He said, “It means ‘star’.” I said, “You can have my permission!” So I have since said that her name is Nyota Upenda Uhura, which would mean a free-floating star: “star of freedom and peace”. I like that.” — NICHELLE NICHOLS

#tos #cast