Screwing Idiots By Moonlight
by yours truly & my beloved @milfhawks
Zoro and Sanji on a date. It's unsure if either of them knows it's a date...
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Zoro: The stars are beautiful.
Sanji: Aren’t they.
Zoro: You know who else is beautiful?
Sanji: Not you.
Sanji: The stars are the color of your stupid fucking eyes, moron.
Zoro: The moon is beautiful.
Sanji: Yes...
Zoro: I wish you were that far away.
Sanji: Shut the fuck up, Grass.
Sanji: The stars shine bright...
Zoro: Not brighter than your stupid fucking smile, moron.
Zoro: you’re like french fries- french, tall, blonde, skinny and making me fucking fat (with your cvm + also by cooking delicious food for me every day but that’s not the point).
Sanji: Why yes I'll marry you.
Zoro *already removing one earring to give to Sanji*: Don't piss me off.
Sanji, a germaphobe: *sobbing* So many germs on that thing-
Zoro: The biggest germ was always you ♡


















