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I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I'm not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car. bsky & twt

[toskarin]

chainsaw man if denji was tom and refined

[segamascott]

[valleyofthegroupies]

Rare Japanese NIN promotional image with Trent reznor in a field, wearing a big straw hat, holding a big daikon radish and smiling

[willgrahamscock]

so they added ai summery to ring cameras

[xalatath]

When the dude in her bio dies

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

come over

[nonbinarypussy]

[dogpuppy]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[cheddar-baby]

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

so some local comic book shop accidentally had a shitload of anime girl…. tapestries (I guess?) printed and was desperate to get rid of them so now the cat shelter we go to uses them as cat blankets and it leads to many a funny sight

[monochromeblend]

well if there's no girls in it then it automatically sucks shit okays?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next