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@milkmallow28
Hello my Best Friend what are you thinking about right now? đŒđŒ
Thinking about my informant always and forever!!!!!!
Im obsessed with poprocks design. it got me scratching an itch in my brain , not sure why. But yeah a super great blorbo!!!! have a great day <3
this made me smile :) thank you, hes my princess. I want to give him a burger but i also wanna throw rocks at him
lets stop putting ideas in their head
they brought out an entire firetruck to save a mouse
?? on my post with a recording from a decommissioned satellite
this iswhat good pussy sounds like
@funnier-when-objectum
just some bullshit with quills
In sickness and in health, you are my best friend, and I love you.
can they do this?
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick
Dude come on
I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy
I'm coming to realize how vital it is to keep a running list of shit you did in the past few weeks so that you can participate in small talk. It's literally not anything to do with them being interesting at all it's just having Something to say to give people even the barest thing to hold on to. It's so you don't get into the "what have you been up to" "nothing much what about you" "yeah same" trap. Literally just say something.
What have you been up to? Um well it's getting warmer so I've been having to brush my cat every day.
Like no it's not that interesting of a thing to say. But now they can respond to it. They could say, man yeah it really is heating up, I've been trying to think of things to do inside more often. Or, oh you have a cat? What's their name?
Like. It's Something. All you need is Something. And if you're like me and your brain immediately goes blank upon entering small talk then keeping a list will help you remember things to say.
forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.
i think the whole thing is wonderful
oh my bad! i posted this months ago but i shouldve included what the book is, this was from kate bornsteinâs âmy gender workbook: how to become a real man, a real woman, the real you, or something else entirelyâ and itâs also on internet archive where you can borrow it for an hour
you can also download the new edition directly as a pdf here !
@a-captions-blog
[Image description: Tweet by the council of evil lesbians @ObiWormKenobie that says, ânot sure how much of twitter would be able to handle how queer people described themselves in the 90s.â Attached are photos of excerpts from the book cited above. List transcription follows.
1. A woman who had a spontaneous pre-natal sex re-assignment.
2. As an intersexed person born with XY chromosomes and testes, but a female gender identity and appearance, | confirm that nature intended for there to not always be an identity between sex and gender.
3. An anachronous simulsanguesexual literary faerie (gyri).
4. I'm a good little boy, but I'm a BAD little girl!
5. the VERY short version: transgendered redneck the pretty short version: transgressively gendered butch/FTM and halfheartedly-recovering redneck. the not-that-short version: queer female-to-butch/male transgenderist, sex radical, tree-hugger, anarchist, parent, activist, writer/performance artist & halfheartedly-recovering redneck.
6. Basically, I'm a 34 year old bisexual femme guy. | regularly wear necklaces, pins and earrings, I dress in bright flamboyant colors, and in social settings it is quite obvious that I'm more at ease talking with women than with men. In short, I am fairly feminine in behavior and sensibility. I'm not transsexual, and I doubt I would be considered transgendered, however, as this culture defines such terms happen to be more feminine than masculine in my tastes and behaviors.
7. always queer, finally dyke, a run-of-the-mill hermaphrodite mom.
8. a born again woman
9. A God+Godess, part of everything, owned by nothing.
10. I think... I am a female fag, who is a drag Queen, who is a mother, has a soon to be transman lover and may very well be a tranny hisself. I hate labels itâs all So complicated, but I think it fits the bill today. Change is good right?
11. Badass motorcycle boot-wearing expensive lingerie consuming femme biker switch warrior. 'Nuff said? =-grin::
12. Kitt, aka AlexFox, Alaskan Fox, Mom-Dad, P.(arental) U.(nit), Sweetie, She was pretty as a woman, but omigawd he's even handsomer as a man!
13. The fabulous Boy-Girl-posthuman-It-Thing JordyJones. Artist Writer and Whore. Multi-tasking media-darling, polymorphous pervert and irreverent illiterator.
14. a transgendered tomgirl making hir (It's time we had our own pronouns) way in to the world.
15. I am... boy-girl-faggy butch with an avid appreciation for femmes & het sex.
16. What am I? It depends. When I speak of Brandon Teena, a transsexual man who was raped and then murdered because he dared identify as a man while possessing a vagina, I am a transsexual man. When I speak of a transsexual woman who is being excluded because of her past, I am a transsexual woman. When I speak of a pre-op transsexual who is being hurtfully categorized by the shape of the tissue between his or her legs, I am a pre-op transsexual. When I speak of a post-operative transsexual who is being denigrated as the destroyer of his own body's integrity, I am a post-op transsexual. hen I speak of those who dare not reveal the pleasure they derive from wearing clothing reserved exclusively for use of the opposite sex, I am a transvestite. When I speak of those who are regarded as degenerate because they find certain items particularly stimulating of pleasurable fantasy, I am a fetishist. When I speak of those who enjoy games of erotic power exchange, I am a sadomasochist. When I speak of those who prefer the same sex to the opposite for intimacy, I am a homosexual. When I speak of those who open their arms to intimacy without restriction based on sexual polarity, I am a bisexual. When I speak of any woman who is being hurt because she dares to challenge or seek respect, I am a sister. When I speak of any man who is being hurt because he dares to prefer sensitivity to durability, I am a brother. When I speak of any person who is being hurt because they do not identify âas either man or woman, I do not identify. I am all of these things. In being so, I make a difference where and whenever difference is being used to make hurt.
17. Twin-spirited extraterrestrial with a primal urge to get fucked by something that fits.
18. I am⊠1. An embryo in the prime of life 2. Across between Calamity Jane and Lucy Ricardo 3. The Donna Reed of S/M.
19. Nattily attired 40-going-on-11 first alto female-to-male transsexual...subject to change without notice.
20. Riki Anne Wilchins author of Read My Lips is lesbian or bisexual, transexual or transgender, man or woman living in Greenwich Village or New York City. Her hobbies include the Transexual Menace, the Lesbian Avengers, attacking false binaries or any âotherâ political system which oppresses her or just really pisses her off. She is Executive Director of Gender PAC.
37. l am a strongly identified woman in my gender with occasional masturbatory fantasies of being endowed with male genitalia.
38. I'm a butchy-femme, omnisexual, polyamorous, genderbent, kinky, queerâI am most attracted to queer, genderfuck boys : transboys, boychicks, bioboys, makes me no diff.
39. I'm The Dyke of Androgyny ... i get called sir more than maam, despite the sizable mammary glands protruding from my chest. The hair on my head is the shortest found on my body, a gentle societal mindfuck, if you will.
40. Transsexual dyke, submissive pervert, percussion fetishist, computer geek, and subversive queermonger.
41. Just another brassy womyn who happened to be born with a penis.
42. Two-spirit mixed-blood transgender working-class sober queer boy dyke daddy.
43. OKâwho am I? Spencer Bergstedt, Attorney at Law. FTM, rabble-rouser, gentlemanly pain in the ass. What am I? Trans-~man Hetero-queer Daddy Top.
44. A granola femme with an SM twist, a dyke drawn primarily to butches & FTMs.
45. call me: fuzzy femme compelled-to-bed&tell-my-truth jewitch girlfag dreamer.
46. happy going, fluidly-gendered, pan-sexual eurotrash Canuck switch with a sweet tooth for the taste of untried and new genderomantic flavours and twists.
47. Everlove'nStudMuffinButtBustingGenderTwistingSadomasochisticHypeDaddyDyke!
48. Jewish Lesbian/Feminist. Butch in the sheets, but I love fem sheets.
49. Sadistic High Femme Top/Switch/Babygirl begginâ masochist And there you have it .. . so to speak.
50. I'm a Poetess-bi-dyke-drag-chick (sometimes-i-crave-dick}-Gasp! Laugh, grrrri2grrre| into hip-hop-funk-folk, addicted to phat beats, and heavy, open, dangerous minds.
51. oh shit. butch, female bodied, human persona-ed, male appearing, daddy, momma's boy, mother fucker, cross dressing, gentleman, top, smooth talking, dirty minded, nasty fingered, lover of women . . . is one of the things I am.
52. A big leather dyke on a big fucking bike,
53. Radical redheaded, depends on what day of the week it is, Femme/Mommy/Daddy/ 8 yr. old/ beautific grrl Dyke.
54, Omnisexual, omnigendered pervert fag transman in a biofemale body.
55. Up until 11, I was certain I was a boy, but everything started making gender-sense again in my 30s when I finally threw out all my panties and got boxers. Okay, well, I kept a coupla pairs for REALLY kinky sex.
56. I hate labels for the boxes that tend to accompany them but if I had to choose 66. Supremely arrogant, drop-dead gorgeous, brilliant, sexually compulsive erotic femsub. Modest, too.
67. A spiritual wisechild metagenderly packaged for your convenience.
68. OK, define myself. (fuck, | don't know this is a tough oneâI've got so many labelsâit depends on the moment.)
69. A motorcycle ridinâ, poo! playinâ, softball hittinâ, average kind of dyke who's afraid of ruining her nails!
70. A constant flow: a journey from one way of thinking, to the wide open expression of what it really means to be me. or ...militant-feminist female-2-male butch genderfuk daddy transexual fag or I changed my mind. This happens a lot. âanomalousâ I think thatâs my gender. If you have space or want to or whatever, you can put âem both in. Whichever. I like anomalous better though.
71. SM butchdyke, heavy bottom boychick, I like fat girls!
72. Hey, thanks for asking. I was just thinking about my gender the other day after I went shopping for a pair of boys shorts and a strapless bra. My clothing has more gender than I do. So here are a few first minute thoughts on the subject, organized into shorter and short: How do I define my gender? I don't. A child once asked me âare you a boy or a girl?" I said, âboth.â Now, I would say âneither.â
73. I am a bisexual androgynous woman rebelling against the male body I was born in and the masculine facade that I have created to fit in to my male dominated society. The same society that insisted I be tough, âmanlyâ and aggressively competitive. The same society that punished me for showing emotion and being more sensitive than the âother boys.â Ironically, | have succeeded in being the âalpha male of my pack.â I am a soldier; an officer and a gentleman, as such, to be respected and obeyed. I am a physician and healer. | am an explorer and athlete and scholar. I am many people who were expected to be male in less enlightened times. Now, having finally admitted the truth to myself, I have quit trying to chase my femininity into the dark shadows of my psyche. I am now taking steps to alter my body as I see fit to express the gender I wish to express. I am maintaining the strength and fortitude I developed in my quest to be a âreal manâ and | am using it to endure the even harder path to expressing myself as a woman. Whether I am in high heels or combat boots, running with wolves or contemplating a sunset...I am me. I am alive, free and in the pursuit of happiness.
74. Priest in their religion, priestess in ours.
75. Ill-defined, ill-gendered; over/under defined, over/under gendered; beyond definition, beyond gender. Definition fatigued yet gender starved. Barely a woman, but allways a dyke,
76. I am... an Aussie FtM TS spin bowler, straight (but likes guys now and then), who hopes to be the first transsexual on his state's menâs cricket team . . . maybe someday I'll play for the country and beat the Poms (that's Australian for Englishmen) at Lord's (cricket ground) and win the Ashes yet again. :) Oh yes, the Ashes are a trophy played for by Australia and England in cricket.
77. Transsexual Woman Estranged Parent Catholic Lesbian Ex-Engineer Waitress with "delusions of blandeurâ and a happy love of God and each of Her/His children.
78. I'm a multidimentional butch daddy dyke shaman artist alien who fucks with stereotypes, I believe I could answer that differently each and every day.
79. In me, binary American culture can only see an FTM. My best MTF friend calls me âWrong Way Walkerâ :) I'm mixed-gendered, i'm other-gendered, i'm a Third.
80. I'm your average . .. normal... person... who happens to be a Female to Male Transexual, (a heterosexualââwith a twistâ) A âspiced upâ version of the average.
90. I'm gay-positive (bent!) straight Jewish formerly working-class white geri feminist who teaches women's studies and is going to be a new mom to a sweet babe from China!
91. I am a Kate More. I'm not entirely sure what a Kate More is, but I know what one does, it lusts after belonging.
92. A free-roving TwoSpirit with shades of a Shoalin Monk with a little Scottish Highlander thrown in for spice. But failing that, I am Life.
93. If I knew what I was, I would be lot happier at the moment. Lets see, butch enough to drive a motorcycle and repair it, femme enough to pass as @ (ex)model, if I cared enough. Butch enough to do martial arts, silly enough to own a couple of frilly tart dresses. I do attract butches and femmes, although I am turned more on by butches at the moment.
94. | am a Gen X, highfemme, non-monogamous, sexworker/teacher/healer/performer, switchable SM dyke. That looks so short, but I think of it as the headlines in the newspaper of my life. I don't think I was ever anything else, really. I always felt comfortable in my gender. Sexual expression and behavior is my battlefield.
95. My greatest cruelty is in my kindness. I am a butch queer leather Daddy; a gentlemen sadist. Those who love me refer to me as The Whore Of Babylon.
96. A Lesbian trapped in a manâs body.
97. What labels do | wear? Left-handed MTF transsexual lesbian sadomasochist transfag-hag anarchist with a Ph.D.
98. Viragoid TranSexual. Dyke (femme), PolyPerverse Bottom, Harpy, TransHag. Game Designer. Superheroine. Not pretty. Sayâhow do you feel about sex-maddened Trans Groupies, anyway? Heehee!
99. I was born intersexed but identify as a Pre-operative Transexual Lipstick Lesbian. In laywomyn terms, âI'm just a Flirt in a Skirt with no room in my life for men.â
100. My current identity tag is: priapic butch fella and bloodsports triathlete, reclaiming the haircuts of my oppressorsâheh!
101. lesbian father-to-be, excited, romantically intoxicated butch fiancee of the lesbian femme-of-my-dreams
Wait! There's a few more!
(well, itâs silly to think there are only 101 gender outlaws in the world.)
102. I am a Transperson: Not a Transvestite and not a Crossdresser, but a person who is Two-Spirited. This means that I have two first names, two closets for clothes, two bank accounts, two sets of credit cards, two ways of eating, two ways of speaking and two ways to spend my money. Now if I only had two paychecks...
103. âI'm finally me. Completely, totally me.â
Thereâdid it in only six words and a couple of punctuation marks. :-)
104. Veterinarian, cowboy, wrangler wearing, shirt free when able, man who for some time lived as what our society viewed as a woman.
105. Fence-straddling, Bridge-burning, machoflaming bisexual prettyboy faggotdudeâa singer of the high and the low
106. Sexy, sensual, good-looking guy who just so happened to be born female but is working to change that!
107. Happily recovering from the dark world of unknown to the world of light. Enjoying the life | knew was always inside, could never hide, & letting others âsee the ârealâ me! I smile & laugh so much now, I'm another person! I hope to see the day when others are able to shine in their light! \End transcriptions]
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check the notes if you want to see a bunch old men yelling at clouds
I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja
no but like i want them to actually feel it
you dont like her?
Wait for me mutual . You are not far
A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.Â
Iâm not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!