* MICKEY / MILKOVICH @milkovichsmickey - Tumblr Blog

hey! i’m nicole and welcome to my blog for mickey milkovich of showtime’s shameless. i’m 25+ and reside in cst. my pronouns are she/her.

below are links important to my blog:

rules / dossier / verses interest tracker

discord: nic#6287

wire: mikhailomilkovich

#pinned post

i had a dream about mickey and now I want to revamp this blog but idk idk

#Indie rp #Shameless rp #If you would write with me lmk

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Happy Birthday Mickey! (August 10th, 1994)

#Happy birthday to this sugar plum #&. Visage

I miss Mickey. I miss writing. Still mobile bound for the unforeseeable future. Catch me on discord.

“This wine is awful. Get me another glass.”

Mickey knew how this was going to end up. Tate would keep asking for drink after drink before his words started slurring and his face turned pink; a tell tale sign that he was far from sober. Whereas Mickey's choice of drink ( both alcoholic and non ) was beer, Tate's was wine something that Mickey had discovered early on in their relationship. "Okay, but I'm cutting you off before you get too drunk." It was nice to see Tate let loose every once in a while, but Mickey was still very protective of Tate.

Taking Tate's now empty glass, Mickey got up from the chair he had been occupying and went to go refill the blond's glass; he might as well go and get himself more beer while he was at it. The Milkoviches and some of the other residents of the South Side were having a party and his cousin Sandy's gf had brought over some wine.

Once he had got the new drinks, he had walked back over to Tate and handed him the glass before setting down the two beers he had grabbed for himself next to the half full one he was currently nursing. "You havin' fun?"

#noblecide

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Schitt’s Creek Sentence Starters ( Pt.1 )

“I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.”

“Oh, I’d kill for a good coma right now.”

“Like Beyoncé, I excel as a solo artist.”

“If you’re looking for an ass to kiss, it’s mine.”

“Okay, yeah, no, I did not write this…Okay, like, I didn’t even choose this font! It’s horrible.”

“What kind of barnyard were you raised in?”

“The idea of me life coaching another human being should scare you…a lot.”

“Well, this town is very screamnastic.”

“Very uninterested in that opinion.”

“Never let the bastards get you down!”

“Just remember: no sudden movements, do not reach for the glove box, and no matter what happens, do not tell them your real name.”

“Is there like, a Texas Chainsaw movie being filmed out there that I’m not aware of?”

“You strike me as the sort of person that had a hard time in high school.”

“Why am I getting booed?”

“I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.”

“I won’t wear anything with an adhesive backing.”

“I’m incapable of faking sincerity.”

“There’s nothing here but hot singles in my area.”

“You smell very flammable right now.”

“We’re drinking to me not becoming an alcoholic.”

“I didn’t go missing, ___. The FBI knew where I was the entire time!”

“Are we having a bad day, honey?”

“The internet is a breeding ground for freaks.”

“Oh in case you wake up in a chair with your hands duct-taped together, you can snap the duct tape by just raising your hands over your head and then bringing them down really hard.”

“I’m only doing this because you called me rude, and I take that as a compliment.”

“I’m gonna need a stiff drink to get through this.”

“Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.”

“I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early.”

“You know what, ___? You get murdered first for once.”

“Fall off a bridge, please.”

“This wine is awful. Get me another glass.”

“You know, being approachable isn’t that important anyway, The Queen hasn’t smiled since the ’70s, and her birthdays are still very well attended.”

“Just think of them as tiny little roommates whose tiny little poops you get to clean up.”

“As if I didn’t see this coming. He’s broken up with me five times already. Like there was that time that he never met me in Rio. And remember that time when he gave me his ex-wife’s engagement ring? And then there was that time last summer when he left his molly in my glove compartment and then I got arrested.”

“Honestly, ___? Ix-nay on the ong-say because I tried it once and the guy ripped the guitar out of my hands and he just started smashing it on the ground. Granted I am tone deaf and he was a super angry marine. But…”

“Stop doing that with your face.”

“I’d really like you to sing at my cousin’s funeral. She’s not dead, but she’s been coughing a lot lately.”

“Fear not, she hath risen!”

“Oh, look at ___. Smart enough to get that joke, but not smart enough to stop wearing sweaters in the middle of summer.”

“I would be pleased to RSVP as pending.”

“You might want to rethink the nightgown first. There’s a whole Ebenezer Scrooge thing happening. My best to Bob Cratchet.”

“Someone brought room temperature vodka.”

“I don’t want this job.”

“I like the wine, and not the label.”

“I have never heard someone say so many wrong things, one after the other, consecutively, in a row.”

“I would hardly call myself an expert on this subject, and by subject, I mean genuine human emotion, so I am just going to tell you what I know.”

“I am suffering romantically right now.”

“Funky is a neon t-shirt you buy at an airport gift shop next to a bejeweled iPhone case. This is luxury.”

“I’m sorry but I know what looks correct. And this situation looks incorrect!”

#still mobile bound so my posts are going to be ugly #but i want to do some writing here and there #&. memes

...I just realized I missed Mickey's birthday last month.

#damn i can't believe i did that

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.” - from Derek

"You know what I like most about people? When they shut the fuck up and leave me the fuck alone." Despite his tone, Mickey wasn't implying anything. Derek wasn't bothering him that much, there were worse people Mickey could have been stuck with. He wasn't a people person, so if you managed to hold a conversation with him for more than five minutes, then you've achieved an impossible feat. "Never had a pet - unless you count the ones who were trained to attack people Terry didn't like. Terry thought his kids having pets was gay and for pussies."

#alxnetxgether #don't mind me replying to this a million years later

“Didn’t you hear? Someone was murdered here.”

"And? Is that supposed to scare me or somethin'?" A look of annoyance is passed towards the other; big whoop, so someone died there - it wasn't anything new to Mickey. He would be more impressed if he was showed a place that didn't have a violent history to its name. "So what happened? Drug deal gone bad? Domestic dispute? Robbery?" The possibilities were endless and once again, nothing new to Mickey.

#piigtails