[casualpunkrock]

walk up to the club like what up i got a big cock

[miamaimania]

Moschino Fall 1989 ❧ Red petals and green stems on black leather

[bundibird]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a community label when they dont fucking need one.

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[beelur]

[antimanifesto1973]

in the back of the club observing gender relations

[tahthetrickster]

[toofullabooze2]

[grundoonmgnx]

James Zamora, The Egg Aisle, 2024

6 x 6 in

[treecitysessions]

When straight men have a crush on you they text you like they’re signing your yearbook

[tanyayoung-322]

[st-just]

It's funny that they still have the 'no smoking allowed' lights and warnings on every plane you fly on, as if there's a single flight you CAN smoke on any human has been on since the turn of the millenium at latest.

[txttletale]

the funniest part is that they're lights, and the other lights turn off and on depending on circumstances, leading to the strange implication that there's some hypithy situation where the pilot is supposed to go "eh, why not?"

[whizpurr]

[hungwy]

guy who googles pepsi just to make sure he knows what hes talking about

[belindablumenthal-deactivated-d]

buffy the vampire slayer had a pretty okay musical episode and every TV show for the past 25 years has thought it could get away with having a musical episode because of it. You are not buffy the vampire slayer

[belindablumenthal-deactivated-d]

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[pjharvey]

“standard dni” in bios is funny to me. i keep thinking about the idea of a designated class of people that goes around tumblr knowing they’re not supposed to interact with posts