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Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

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#one of my fav posts of all time #cat

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Characters as shit that’s happened at my lunch table part2

I’m going to try to update this weekly with weird shit that’s happened.

Cartman once drank a cup that had cranberry raisins, monster, pop tarts and chili, water, peep dust and goldfish in it. Half the table nearly puked.

Tweek once snorted peep dust off the table

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Kyle once got pissed and threw a piece of cheese at Cartman.

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- Heidi once packed straight up lettuce as a salad for lunch. Just lettuce. Unfortunately she forgot a fork. Thank god Scott Malkinson just so happened to have a fork in his pocket.

- Craig once split apart a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and ate half of it like a taco.

- The rest of the table then proceeded to have an in depth conversation on peanut butter and jelly.

- One time Stan pulled two unopened boxes of Paw Patrol shaped mac n cheese out of his bag and gave it to Kyle (shout out to @macntweek for this, who gave me boxes of Mac n cheese last Friday.)

- Red accidentally messed up one (1) nail while Bebe had been painting it. The next day at lunch she told Bebe that she just took it off because it was bothering her. Bebe was about to fucking destroy her.

- (This one happened in English class but it still deserves to be on the list) Clyde thought Ivanka Trump was Trump’s wife. Craig proceeded to repeatedly bang his head against his notebook.

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- Kyle once chucked an orange full force, meaning to hit Cartman with it. It missed and hit the wall right above Kenny and exploded.

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- Conversation overheard beween Stan, Kenny and Kyle:

Stan: If you don’t stop I’m going to pee on you.

Kenny: I’m going to pee on you, I’m going to pee everywhere.

Kyle: Can we stop peeing on people please.

- Stan once chucked a piece of gum across the room and Clyde plucked it out of the air.

- Craig and those guys had a conversation and came to the conclusion that Craig should wear leggings with one leg cut off beneath the crotch area, and suspenders as well as dye his leg hair blue. No shirt, just that.

- Kyle: Keep it in your pants, we don’t want to hear about your fantasies.

Kenny: who says theyre fantasies? How do you know they’re not reality?

- Conversation about alternate realities, including realities in which Stan and Craig are rather sexual, Kyle has died in several different realities and a reality in which none of them ever met.

- Clyde was chugging water and laughed, spitting it across the table. Stan launched into the corner next to Kyle and was laughing. Kyle was beyond disgusted.

- Bebe tried to peel the label off her water bottle with her non dominant hand. She knocked over the bottle, but got the label off.

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- The entire lunch table was screaming about Elon Musk and calling him Daddy, except for Token. Token was very uncomfortable and tried to get them to stop. Kyle made a twitter account dedicated to Daddy Musk.

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- Clyde jokingly asked for mouth to mouth recessitation and was offered kazoo to mouth recessitation instead.

- Bebe is no longer allowed to eat powdered donuts. She was eating one when someone said something to make her laugh and powder went everywhere.

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Just for the record, here is the list I’ve been making ft future shitposts to add to this at the end of the week

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Chapter 4, Page 97

It’s ya Girl

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