sha(d)y bitch

i like pizza and dicks lol I'm shay

[princesconsuela]

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[princxssluci2]

I summon the ask god to my inbox

[princxssluci2]

Yeet, it works

[s-n-o-w-deactivated20170702]

If this works I’ll I will never doubt tumblr again

[cactuscup]

this better work

[plcnetpeebles-blog]

i swr if this works imma scream

[deactivated7517-deactivated2017]

I swear

[tinyslutttt-deactivated20180226]

girls are still shaming other girls for masturbating…. like grow up and buy a fucking vibrator sarah it’s almost 2018

[mysharona1987]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me alone in my bedroom at 3am on a tuesday

[owlmylove]

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

[loopygifz]

[teenagedreem]

actual footage of me as a mom

[fassyy-blog]

[terriblecac-moved]

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

[heckifiknowcomics]

hang in there buddy.

[web-wrecker]

He?

[politiho]

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[seagramsgingerale]

Me after using duolingo for a month

[ekphrasticbitch]

[ameriqan]

*hits on you* *actually hits you*

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

i fuckin hate that emoji face that’s laughing and crying at the same time, people will put it on literally anything like my friends were planning a picnic and someone was like ‘i’ll bring some crisps’ and used that face as if you would actually laugh so hard that u cried at the idea of bringing crisps to a picnic

[undergroundghosts]

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

[drownthearchitect-deactivated20]

Dude I think you went to hell

[aymmichurros]

[enters my own room] damn bitch you live like this?

[naked-yogi]

kissing is so underrated, I could just lie in bed and kiss all day