Dumb Bitch Season @milky-katzchen - Tumblr Blog

Apartment hunting has shown me that so many kids my age and younger openly broadcast that they are running away from abusive homes and that they are LGBT. I sympathize completely, but you do not under any circumstances need to be on a roommate finder website telling strangers on the internet that you are part of a vulnerable minority with no one back home who cares what happens to you... just say you are moving out, end of. Once you get to trust someone you live with then you can share the backstory. Internet safety is something that still matters.

assassin1513

✨Walk on the Starline ✨gifs made by me :)

cryptid-sighting

I just found out that the Korean baseball league’s championship trophy is a giant sword

patrickdiomedes

Every other sports league on the planet needs to get their shit together.

that-catholic-shinobi

You’re in his living room distracting him with champagne and a low cut dress, I’m in his high tech vault stealing his diamonds. We are not the same.

But we are on the same team, and the payout is gonna be great for us

divinesilverdingo

I’m in the van outside hacking the security systems and keeping the neighbors from calling the police. Please don’t forget I’m out here.

that-catholic-shinobi

You’re the most valued memeber of the team, fam 🙏🏻

liz-and-the-blue-bird

I’ve been waiting all year to post this.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Hannibal is the funniest show to ever air because Hannibal is supposed to be this quiet, polite, unassuming doctor that nobody would suspect, like when he kills someone in his office in “self defense” and everyone is like “wow...you took him down in a fight? That’s crazy.” But the problem is they cast Mads Mikkelsen who is in fact six feet tall and like 200 pounds and built like a brick house in a well tailored suit so Will Graham is like “he MURDERS people”

and everyone else is like “him?? Hannibal??? How could you say that?” And then it cuts to Hannibal in his fucked up library and his fancy suits with his steel tree trunk arms looking absolutely like THE most menacing human being to have ever walked the earth.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

this show exists in an alternate reality where we the viewer have to accept that someone could say “there’s something off about that guy” and then people who have spent their whole lives profiling dangerous murderers sit down in a library with this man