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[godscythe]

you cant just BEAT your meat anymore ….learn to love yourself….TREAT that meat…!

[alxbngala]

THIC FAT BABY FRENCHIES MASTER POST [X/X]

[allthelittlebeagles]

Thicc

[kaloo-deactivated20170401]

@wateringmyplants

[spacepirate-77]

Everyone in Black Panther is so attractive I’m glad God created bisexuality.

[herosnevertry-blog]

[dante-speaks]

WHOO lmao

[tinak0077-deactivated20230921]

WHERE IS THIS FROM?!

[camellias-stray]

[milkymira]

Someone: *treats me badly*

Me: *forgives them immediately*

Me 2 weeks later, eyes snapping open at 3 am: you know what?? I'm mad at you.

[we-are-the-average-wallflowers]

Isn’t it weird how fast someone can affect your life? That within a weeks difference you can go from not even knowing they exist to waiting for their text before going to bed, just so you know they’re safe when they can’t be on the phone with you? Idk man, idk. It’s crazy. Idk

[daisyjazzridley]

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

[c3po]

anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms

[pettycentral]

[artetriste]

[nijiimura]

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[hobwithluv]

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

[fkn-ruude]

Are you interested in anybody at the moment?

my future self, imma give that bitch the whole goddamn world

[exeggcute]

satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”

[bogleech]

Dang it I’ve written like 5000 words trying to explain this and I only needed this post to reblog

[latenights]

i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean the world to me