General relationship headcanons
takes a long time to actually come to terms with his feelings for you
you probably had to confess first and he needed some time to overthink everything
all his life he only really cared about war but the more he thinks about it he feels weird around you
he knows that you would never betray him so you probably already have a lot of his trust but he can’t figure out if he can trust you with something as delicate as his own feelings
also knows full well that being his s/o would endanger you as a possible target for attacks
so our poor boy just lays awake a few nights and eats even more because it comforts him
Doc most likely has to yell at him tbh or something like that and he finally snaps out of it and finally confronts you
is a caring boyfriend, but very very occupied with his work so some of your dates wont work out because something important came up
I’ve said it once and I will say it again, he will spoil you to no end
doesn’t really like PDA because it could cause problems (Other organisations taking interest in the things you might know about him etc.)
but he loves you so damn much
you better cuddle him when he comes home from his work (or back into his private quarters) and listen to all the stuff he has to tell you or so god help me I shall come for you and avenge him
very warm. Comfy to lay on at night or cuddle
will give you German nicknames and you cannot escape. Schnucki, Schatzi, Zuckerschnecke – be prepared for it all
knew full well he had feelings for you but tried to deny it, why would you want a relationship with such an old man like him
he thinks about you all the time and ends up cutting his finger with a scalpel will get very mad and stabs whatever he’s working on a few times because how dare
once you confess to him it’s over, he will just stare
thinks you are pulling a joke on him until he sees you blush
is kinda awkward about it, uhhhh the person he likes has feelings for him aswell, he doesn’t know what to say
will pull you into an awkward hug and pat your back while clearing his throat damn why do you smell so good he can’t handle it
finally says that he likes you back
will let you watch him experiment and talk a lot about in in general
wants to do small experiments on you because you are a “perfect specimen”
for the love of god tell him you are not comfortable with it because if you agree he will do some weird shit
will cook with you. Teaches you how to cook if you don’t know how to do it. Talks about it a lot and is very proud of it look at this grandpa and his cabbage garden he can be so cute if he wants to
you two end up as Schrödinger’s parents in some way, it’s just a matter of time until he calls you Mama
doesn’t really what to do in a relationship at first, should he hug you? Cuddles? Should he buy you a gift? Somebody help this man
very concerned about your health. You sneezed? Get into his lab he needs to run a full body check on you or else he wont be able to sleep tonight
kinda difficult to confess to because he doesn’t talk
if he already likes you enough to let you into his private room that’s a big advantage because he already grew accustomed to having you close
you probably confessed to him while cuddling and his body just goes rigid for a moment
you kinda start to panic but he just wraps his arms around you and presses his face into your neck and just nods
hug him back pls he loves his cuddles
he loves it when you smell like him, so he will either rub his face all over you or leave his clothes in your room for you to find and hopefully wear
gets very territorial, especially when it comes to Jan
will stare at Jan or step in front of you until he backs of
lotsssss of non-verbal lovey-dovey-gestures. Neck kisses, hugs, back hugs, scenting you, snuggling up, maybe even biting you to mark you as his
werewolf cuddles. He will turn into his wolf form and you can just lay on top of him. You might wake up to him licking your face
loves you with all his heart and thinks he needs to provide for you. Goes out hunting and drags bloody woodland creatures back to you, expecting you to eat them. Tell him that you don’t like it and he will (most likely) stop doing it (for a while)
gentle big husband is the best husband
if you are a werewolf aswell, he might want pups when he’s in rut or you’re in heat, so keep that in mind
such a mess, he speaks German when he is overwhelmed so good luck
confesses to you by accident most likely and doesn’t even know what he is saying
“Y/N whenever I think about you my stomach feels weird and my face gets hot please stop doing that”
you have to explain love to him and it is so awkward but you can’t blame him, the Majors motto is quite literally “Make war, not love”
looks at you wide-eyed the whole time and doesn’t know what to expect from a relationship
have fun explaining that all to him, especially the spicy parts
at the end he just goes “Oh, so we are a couple now, right? You like me back?”
easy to fluster, touch his ears and he will start to purr but gets embarrassed about it if you point it out
will jump on you every time you enter a room
also appears randomly in your room because he missed you what else is he supposed to do, be patient?
Has to learn a loooot of things first no Schrödinger you cannot just walk in while your s/o is showering because you are a couple stop doing that
obviously demands a lot of affection. That boy is half cat and you are his favourite napping spot. You cannot get up when he lays on you, it is impossible
pure as fuck despite his age, nobody explained any dirty things to him, ever, (Doc didn’t want to and I cannot blame him just imagine all the questions)
just be patient with him, smol child is still learning
his ears are so soft please pet him all the time I beg you
inexperienced, but makes up for it with eagerness
but still, kiss him on the cheek ad his brain stops working for the next couple hours
Doc and the Major are so glad that he is focused on you now because they can finally have some peace
confesses to you first because you both are adults and can handle something like that
no “oooooh you are the light of my life, my love, my star” though, something along the lines of “You know Y/N, I don’t mind spending more time with you” or “make sure your ass comes back in one piece Y/N” when you’re about to leave for a mission
gets very protective over you, but will most likely show you off to the other Millennium members
She knows damn well how pretty you think she is, and will grin and call you out when she catches you staring
doesn’t mind PDA at all. She can and will grab your ass in front of everybody because it makes you squeak. Also, what better way to show off that you are hers?
100% uses her mind powers to fuck around with you during meetings. One second you are peacefully minding your own business, and the other you are trapped in a illusion and she will taunt you till no end while purring suggestive things into your ears
the Major also knows what is happening yet he chose to just ignore it for the sake of his own sanity, but he will demand that she leaves you alone during the more important meetings
seems confident but is so awkward when it comes to things like cuddling. She would just turn her back to you whenever the both of you slept in the same bed because she didn’t really know how to handle this level of closeness
does get better as time passes, will spoon you eventually. Doesn’t care if you are bigger then her, you will be the little spoon
10000000% the dominant part in the relationship wow who would’ve guessed no matter who her partner is. A powerful vampire? Nope, no way you’re gonna be on top. A cute, submissive human or artificial vampire? I pray for your soul because she will devour you whole
homegirl is a lesbian, sorry boys. Just look at her, she radiates lesbian top energy and you cannot convince me otherwise also: sword lesbian is out, scythe lesbian is in
has her soft moments aswell, small pecks on the cheeks, smiling while she watches you work, explaining the meaning of her tattoos to you if you’re interested in them
also will make you sit on her lap or carry you around just look at those arms
