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Brandon Miller | 26 There's always a burger with your name on it and someone who'll listen at the Hungry Llama.

[vampire-vivi-blog]

Great. Electricity’s out.

Time to use every inanimate object I can find as a fan.

[millerbrandon]

I have some boxes in the back I'm using to flap around at customers. You're welcomed to join and I can try to uh.. cool you off?

[brysonnicolausheartcock-blog]

Who's There?

[millerbrandon]

Oh, shit! Do you want a towel? 

[not-your-average-punching-b-blog]

I tripped over three different inner tubes today- maybe I should stick to indoor places this weekend.

[millerbrandon]

Ouch. Are you alright? 

I promise there's nothing for you to trip on at the Llama, if you'd like to come by. I'll even try my hardest to catch you if you do happen to trip. 

[lillyhawkins]

I've walked from one side of town to the other and it's only two.

[lillyhawkins]

Really? You’d do that. I think I like this place already. What is the best thing on the menu, because I would like two of that, please. 

You know what, I’ll take you up on that. Please, oh Mr. Happy Llama, Brandon, Sir, teach me what it is to love about this town. 

[millerbrandon]

What's the harm. Good to hear, I'd like to see you around here more often. Best thing? Alright, any allergies or just, dislikes I should know about? 

Great! Please, call me Mr. Happy Llama. I take it as you're the type who likes the big lights and busy streets. New York, I guessing? Well, I'm not sure I can show you anything quite as overwhelming, but I know a few sights that might be just as.. authentic? 

[june-whitley]

Just finishing some chapters to give to my editor, really. But omigod, yes! A burger sounds heavenly right now.

And if that protein you mentioned is anything compared to a mean frappuccino, then I’d probably like some too. And how come you have blankets ready? Has anyone slept on one of the booths before?

[millerbrandon]

Oooh, a writer. What were those chapters about?

Great! I'll try to be quick so you can eat it before you fall asleep. How about I get you some fries for the wait? I'm not sure any of my food is mean, I tend to aim for "friendly fries" and "buddy burgers", nothing mean. Oh yeah, it's happened before, I have for instance. Whatever the reason, I just like to be prepared, wouldn't want anyone to have to cuddle up to nothing. 

[crystalmontqueen]

Thank goodness for air conditioning, this heat is doing nothing for my hair.

[millerbrandon]

I'm sure you could rock any hairstyle the weather gives you. 

[elijahxgraham]

The high hundreds… should we be expecting like “5 alarm fire” hot, or just “Death Valley in the summer” hot?

[millerbrandon]

Not quite Death Valley, but the fire department probably will end up being busy. Should I start making those coffees iced? 

[pyrobarbie-blog]

Oh god, I don’t even want to— garlic. I’m going with garlic.

[millerbrandon]

Absolutely, garlic. That's what I was talking about. 

[kaseytheclairvoyant-deactivated]

"I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy!"

[millerbrandon]

"Because I'm easy come! Easy go! Little high! Little low!" 

[dane-moretti]

Do you think months know when they're ending?

[dane-moretti]

Wow, can I be a month? That sounds like the life. Thirty days of work and functioning a year. That’s a hell of a gig. 

[millerbrandon]

Yeah, you're right. 'Dane' the month, it does have a nice ring to it. Which season would you be? 

[lillyhawkins]

I've walked from one side of town to the other and it's only two.

[lillyhawkins]

Good thing I didn’t get a light. Sorry about that. It’s been quite a long time since I’ve been in here. I saw it. Then I walked away from it. Does that count?

[millerbrandon]

No worries. If some of the other customers leave I'll get you an ash tray and a window seat. 

Sorry, but not quite. Guess you'll have to go back. If you wanted some company I could come with, maybe show you around some of those paths I mentioned? Maybe I can show you something that'll make up for the size?

[dane-moretti]

Do you think months know when they're ending?

[dane-moretti]

You make an excellent point. I guess they get to rest the rest of the year.

[millerbrandon]

Yeah, like hibernation! And who doesn't like to sleep? They're probably happy at the end, not scared. 

[kaseytheclairvoyant-deactivated]

"Do it."

"Caught in  landslide, no escape from reality!"

[millerbrandon]

"Open your eyes, look up to the skiiies and seeeee!" 

[lillyhawkins]

I've walked from one side of town to the other and it's only two.

Could this place possible be any smaller?

Anyone got a light?

[millerbrandon]

Sorry, no smoking indoors. That's just because you're missing out on all the secret paths. Go anywhere near the lake? 

[dane-moretti]

Do you think months know when they're ending?

Do you think they get scared? Like month death?

[millerbrandon]

I think they embrace it, because they know they'll be back next year. Like a month duty. With month soldiers. 

[june-whitley]

I haven’t slept in almost 48 hours, and I’ve had way too much coffee than what’s normal for me. And yet, here I am, still really wide wake.

[millerbrandon]

Any reason why you can't sleep?

Before you crash, would you like a burger? Maybe some protein instead of caffeine for a change? Or, if you'd like, I could even offer you more coffee. You know, I think I have some blankets in the back, surprisingly my booths aren't so bad to nap on, either.  

[pyrobarbie-blog]

That would be awesome. I really need to brush my teeth, but mouthwash should hold me over until I get home. Are you always this prepared?

[millerbrandon]

Well, you never know what might end up in my mouth at the end of the night.