cherri bomb x sir pen headcanons? Nsfw too if ur comfortable
Oh boy! I haven’t gotten many (any?) canon couple requests! This will be fun!
Cherri X Sir Pentious:
These two are a complete disaster. Evidently, that’s the exact dynamic they’re happy with. What could possibly be a better date night than trying to kill each other while destroying several city blocks, anyway? Get on their level. While their favorite activity might be fighting, they do actually enjoy time together. The Eggbois give Cherri a wide berth in case she turns aggressive, but she can be found frequently breaking into her lovers house. If she doesn’t announce herself by immediately causing trouble, Pentious knows they’re in for a quieter evening than usual.
Quieter doesn’t mean quiet, though. These two still love to pick at each other. There’s an art to it though. Over the years, they’ve learned a lot about each other. They’re actually very respectful of topics they know will cause one another genuine distress. Unspoken rules run deeply into this relationship. Under the bickering and teasing there is a solid foundation of trust and understanding. They’re just trying to have fun. On their nights in, Pentious does enjoy coiling loosely around his lady, using his weight to keep her mostly still while she makes feeble attempts to ‘escape’. The act doesn’t last long before she decides she’ll ‘put up with it’. Sometimes they just say like that. Either talking or not talking. Descending into giggles or silence. Sometimes they start kissing.
Considering most of their fighting and arguing is done at a distance, these two go almost feral the moment intimacy is introduced. They better like the spot they picked to start kissing, too, because there isn’t a chance of them going anywhere else. When the floodgates open, there’s a flurry of movement and a race to pull clothing off one another. They do their best to keep their lips intertwined throughout it all. At least until Cherri’s top comes off. Pentious is a breast man, and being such, loves to focus on them. If he hasn’t got his hands on them, he’s got his face in them. There isn’t much foreplay when these two get going.
There is always a small battle to see who can push the other onto their back first. The winner gets to take the lead for the evening. Cherri likes to start with sitting on her lovers face for a little while to get herself amped up, but she generally makes sure she’s in a position to at least stroke Pentious while he’s pleasuring her. No matter who is in the lead, their general pace is rough and rowdy. Cherri Bomb has to admit the feeling of being entangled on all sides by muscle is a completely thrilling experience. He could crush her to death at any moment, but he never would. Pentious shivers in delight every time Cherri sinks her teeth into him. She could very well rip out his throat, but she never would.
