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saw this reel and thought tumblr would appreciate it

og caption: “so there’s this trend going around where you put something “that takes the edge off” between your fingers… but the office kind of ran wild with it 😳 my Japanese salarymen are up to no good again 🙏”

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[londrya]

At a Justice League meeting

Superman: now that we have concluded this meeting, are there any more subjects that need discussing?

Flash: Yes! Who of you keeps taking my food from the fridge? I clearly label them!

Hal: Wasn't me this time. I only take things without names.

Flash: whoever it is please stop! I need my food!

Captain marvel: Can we also please stop locking the doors to the gym? I keep running against them.

Wonder Woman: Oh yes! On the same note, someone has been continuously moving the training mats to the right. Every day a bit. It's getting frustrating.

Black Canary: While we're at it. Who's bringing all these plants up here? I'm not complaining, just wondering.

Batman: Hnnnn

Superman: Everything alright there Batman?

Batman: Yes. It's just. Hn. Oracle?

*from the sound system* Oracle: Yes Batman?

Flash *whispering*: since when do we have an Ai?

Hal *whispering back*: Dunno

Batman: For how long have they been sneaking up here?

Oracle: About three weeks.

Batman: hnnn. Why haven't you informed me?

Oracle: I wanted to see how long it took before you noticed. Seems like Robin won that bet.

Batman: Are any of them up here right now?

Oracle: No.

Batman: Hnnn. Thank you.

Oracle: Always a pleasure.

Wonder Woman: what was that about?

Batman: Well....