better than you

rp blog only

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

bur honestly anyone.

[allhailkingcorbin]

@themancamearound 💯😉

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

Your $88 million franchise quarterback, Nick Foles, can’t even have one second of celebrating a spectacular 35-yard touchdown pass to D.J. Chark. That’s because his left collarbone was completely fractured on the play, potentially sidelining him for most of the season -- if not all of it -- after he undergoes surgery on Monday.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[hookandladderarc]

Asshole is usually the last resort. 

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

Only if you cut your life into pieces. 

[southpacificchosen]

milliondollarfriedman‌:

Wow.

Harsh.

She basically broke her neck.  Name calling is unnecessary.

Do you ever get drained by your thought process? ‘cause you can exhaust me within a second flat, man.

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

No.

Because I’m not a brainlet.  I’m well learned and logically minded?   Why would a basic conversation drain me.

[southpacificchosen]

What a dweeb.

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

Wow.

Harsh.

She basically broke her neck.  Name calling is unnecessary.

[whiskeysoakedroses]

I cannot believe how tired I got from reading two replies. Wow. You are an exhausting human.

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

Recovery that good huh?

[whiskeysoakedroses]

…because it smells nice. And it’s a better apartment than yours, full stop. 

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

Oh we’re just lying now?

I see.   I Mean yours might be better, I don’t know.  But I mean I really haven’t seen mine in a while.  I’m too busy being well........basically everywhere.

I would hope you’d be fond of your own. Probably spending a lot of time there, speaking of; how’s recovery going?

[whiskeysoakedroses]

I’m burning sage, fuck the bullshit.

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

Why would you want your house? Apartment? Hut? Coven dwelling? Geisha room?

Whatever you live in.

Shed.

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

My jokes are great.

[soygrandeza]

They are dumb like you.

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

And your humor is dead; like a lot of things.

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

My jokes are great.

[godslaythekingarc]

… Wait, so you’re not a Jaguars fan?

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

............. It’s a bit idiot.

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

Goldberg and The Rock

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

9, 18

Humiliating memoriesThings they’ll never admit

They’re both the same thing; and based in reality. 

The next post should answer everything.

[godslaythekingarc]

Football is already cancelled. We’ll try again next year.

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

waaaaaaa the brrrs wost a game waaaa season ovie WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

You’re not a fan.  You’re a degenerate.  You have to always hold faith even when you’re team is down and out.

Like my team.

The SIX TIME

SIX TIME

SIX TIME SIX TIME SIX TIME SIX TIME

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS.  Whomst I’ve always endorsed and am in no way a band wagoner.

[sidebloggable]

Send me a character + a number and I’ll tell you my headcanons for:

Their physical weak spots

Their emotional/moral weak spots

Scars or painful spots

Best places to kiss on their body

Guilty pleasures

Their vices (physical or emotional)

Their tickle spots

Bad memories/experiences

Humiliating memories

Fears/phobias

Bad or petty habits

Grudges and vendettas

What gets them flustered

Ingrained habits/forces of habit

What it takes to make them cry

Dark secrets/’skeletons in the closet’

Regrets

Things they’ll never admit

People they’ve hurt or indirectly killed, and how it affected them

What-ifs/Alternate Timelines

Turning points in their life

People who’ve influenced them greatly

[hookandladderarc]

@whiskeysoakedroses

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

That looks like a map of Ohio.

[whiskeysoakedroses]

Hi, I’ve been staring at this for hours. What does it mean? 

[milliondollarfriedman-blog]

It mean that Moxley looks exactly like Ohio.  You know; like meth.  Incivility, you know Ohio.

The worst america has to offer.