Royal Rambles

I’m Rory! I don’t know much about how to use tumblr. This is basically gonna be a spam blog tbh, but I could also post meaningful stuff maybe possibly don’t get your hopes up.

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Me rolling into my therapist’s office on my razor scooter: what up you’ll never believe it but this week I wanna kill myself

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My dog Danno greeting me this morning. Happy Easter!

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Apparently

APPARENTLY there are people out there who just DONT over think. They don’t sit and analyze every little thing people do. They don’t question each and every decision they make. They don’t overthink to the point they feel sick and depressed. They just,, do things. It’s fucking odd

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I want Shawn Mendes to step on my throat while Dermot Kennedy sings in the background please and thank you

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@ my brain

Me: you have no proof this is true

Brain: but I also have no proof it’s not true

Me: shit you right

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Check out this tiny mans

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Bagworm Moth caterpillars collect little twigs and cut them off to construct elaborate tiny log houses to live in (photos: Melvyn Yeo, Nick Bay)

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I’m sobbing at this what a cute little house this boi has

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Future Overlord Water Bears

My first order of business as a new tumblr blogger is to inform of the future overlords of our planet, the water bear. These little fuckers are predicted to survive ten billion years after humans have died out. They have a gene that makes them immune to radiation and they have proteins in them that keep them alive even after being dried out and frozen for 30 years. They can survive the vacuum of space PLUS the sun’s radiation for ten days. Supernovae? Pfft don’t make them laugh. They can stand up to those. Asteroids? Child’s play to a water bear. They can survive gamma rays. Fucking gamma rays. Scientists at this point only experiment on them to see what they can do to kill them and spoiler alert: it isn’t much. They’re virtually invincible. Get this though- they only get to be about a millimeter long. Tiny tiny creatures with the resilience of a god. They have a brain and central nervous system plus most of your normal everyday organs; heart, lungs, stomach, anus, etc. However they share a certain anomaly in common with nematodes. While most animals have a certain set of genes containing 10 genes, water bears and nematodes only have 5 of these. Also like nematodes, they shed their skin to grow. They share this and the fact they have eight legs in common with arthropods. They have five distinct body segments though which makes them pretty unique body wise. They do have mouths, which are basically these little horror movie type jaws that pop out of their heads. However they’re herbivores and feed on lichen and moss. Where do they live you ask? Fucking anywhere. These bitches can live in temperatures from below 328 degrees Fahrenheit (negative 200 degrees Celsius) to over 300 degrees Fahrenheit (148.9 degrees Celsius). So basically if they wanted to they could live in a pot of boiling water. Or if that’s too warm they don’t need to worry they can just fucking dig a hole in the ice caps and be nice and cozy. After humans die out these things will rule the world I have no doubt in my mind. We might as well start bowing down now cause who knows, they could evolve to be intelligent before we all die. Then we’re fucked.

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To add onto this: in theory we could take a whole fuck ton of water bears, connect them, then wrap someone in them and it would make a radiation shield. Why has no one done this ?

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Damn, what’s a guy gotta do for a little dopamine around here

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Concept

A concept: water dispenser on a fridge but it’s filled with vodka

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There are certain words that are so pretty and nice, but the way my weird American accent and my voice is makes them sound so gross. Like the word darling. It’s such a cute pure little word but when I say it makes me cringe a little. It’s certain names too. Like Hannah. It’s a very pretty name, quite eloquent. Yet I make it sound like each letter is a nail running down a chalk board. I would sell my voice for a grain of rice I stg

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Future Overlord Water Bears

My first order of business as a new tumblr blogger is to inform of the future overlords of our planet, the water bear. These little fuckers are predicted to survive ten billion years after humans have died out. They have a gene that makes them immune to radiation and they have proteins in them that keep them alive even after being dried out and frozen for 30 years. They can survive the vacuum of space PLUS the sun’s radiation for ten days. Supernovae? Pfft don’t make them laugh. They can stand up to those. Asteroids? Child’s play to a water bear. They can survive gamma rays. Fucking gamma rays. Scientists at this point only experiment on them to see what they can do to kill them and spoiler alert: it isn’t much. They’re virtually invincible. Get this though- they only get to be about a millimeter long. Tiny tiny creatures with the resilience of a god. They have a brain and central nervous system plus most of your normal everyday organs; heart, lungs, stomach, anus, etc. However they share a certain anomaly in common with nematodes. While most animals have a certain set of genes containing 10 genes, water bears and nematodes only have 5 of these. Also like nematodes, they shed their skin to grow. They share this and the fact they have eight legs in common with arthropods. They have five distinct body segments though which makes them pretty unique body wise. They do have mouths, which are basically these little horror movie type jaws that pop out of their heads. However they’re herbivores and feed on lichen and moss. Where do they live you ask? Fucking anywhere. These bitches can live in temperatures from below 328 degrees Fahrenheit (negative 200 degrees Celsius) to over 300 degrees Fahrenheit (148.9 degrees Celsius). So basically if they wanted to they could live in a pot of boiling water. Or if that’s too warm they don’t need to worry they can just fucking dig a hole in the ice caps and be nice and cozy. After humans die out these things will rule the world I have no doubt in my mind. We might as well start bowing down now cause who knows, they could evolve to be intelligent before we all die. Then we’re fucked.