#funny dialogue

[luna-azzurra]

Responses to “why didn’t you tell me?”

✧ "because I didn’t think you’d care."

✧ "because I barely admitted it to myself."

✧ "i was gonna... and then the moment passed... like three weeks ago."

✧ "because every time i almost did, i panicked and made a stupid joke instead."

✧ "it didn’t feel like something you’d want to know."

✧ "because i’m a professional at bottling things up until they explode spectacularly."

✧ "i figured if i kept quiet, it wouldn’t be real."

✧ "i was scared you’d look at me differently. and now you are."

✧ "because it was easier to lie than to see that look on your face."

✧ "i didn’t want to need you. still don’t."

✧ "because i didn’t want to ruin whatever this is."

✧ "because i’m tired of being the problem."

✧ "you were already dealing with so much. i didn’t want to be more weight."

✧ "i didn’t think i deserved to be honest with you."

✧ "because if i said it out loud, you might leave."

✧ "because i wanted to be someone you didn’t have to worry about."

✧ "because it’s not just about me. it never is."

✧ "you ever hold something in so long it becomes part of you? yeah. that."

✧ "because i didn’t know how to say it without falling apart."

[ramen-writes]

Hero, with amnesia: I don't remember you but I know I can trust you

The villain: .....?!?!?!

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: Has Bernard always looked at you like that, and if so how did you think he was straight?

Tim, to Steph: Stop telling Jason things.

Steph, ignoring Tim: I took Tim's gaydar cause he's not worthy.

[indigolover97]

Dialogue Prompt ☕️

Luffy: How do you like your coffee?

Law: With you.

Luffy: That's sweet, Torao, but do you want cream or sugar?

Law *blushing*: Black, like my soul.

Luffy: Cream and sugar then, you don't like bitter things Torao and your soul isn't black, it's like moonlight.

Law: Moonlight isn't a coffee color, Luffy-ya, and stop trying to stretch yourself to the kitchen, are your legs broken now?

Luffy: No, but it's not often that I get to see you blush, Torao, I'm not about to miss it now.

Law: Just get me my damn coffee.

[annabethcheese]

Will: I'm in love with Nico

Annabeth: Our Nico?

Will: Yes. Thoughts?

Percy: Yes. And prayers.

Annabeth: And blessings.

Jason: But yeah, mostly prayers.

Percy: Good luck.

[photasply]

Dialogue Prompts #4

Best Friends Edition: (Yes, this is based on how I talk to one of my friends. We love each other I swear. Prompt 11 is a genuine thing he asked me.)

"What's up slut?" "Fuck off, you creature."

"I'm going to kill you. I know where you live." "I'd like to see you try?"

"I'm going to kill myself." "Aw...anyway-"

"God, you're actually an idiot. Why are we friends again?" "I get paid to be your friend."

"Why are you like this?" "Do you want that list in alphabetical or chronological order?"

"Bro." "Brother." "My man." "Slut." "Okay, now that's too far-"

"Die." "Nah, your life would be boring without me."

"I'm so fucking bored." "So why are you bothering me? I'm not the one who's bored, here."

"Can you drive me?" "When are you going to get your goddamned license."

"Oi. Oi. OI-" "FUCKING WHAT?"

"Why gay you yes." "...What."

"Do you wanna go get food?" "Yeah if you're paying."

"Oh my god I'm twenty-one next month." "God, you're ancient. I've got the rest-home on speed dial."

"Respect your fucking elders." "I am literally only two months younger than you."

"You're so fucking annoying. A stain on my soul. You suck the life out of me." "Mhm, yeah, sure I do. Are you done?"

"I love you." "HOE IS YOU DYING?"

"I don't know if I'm capable of love..." "No, you just date people who are walking red flags. Like, where are your standards?"

"Where's my phone?" "Up your ass."

"You're facetiming me to show me..." "My food, yes. Are you jealous yet?" "...Honestly, yeah. Give me some."

"You're so sick-awesome, dude." "Never say that to me again."

[brainstreams]

Warrior Dialogue Prompts

Feel free to use these! Reblog and follow for more~ <3

✶ “You’re bleeding.” “I’ve been through worse.”

✶ “You shouldn’t be standing.” “And yet.”

✶ “You look disappointed.” “That fight ended too quickly.”

✶ “You’re not taking this seriously.” “I am. I’m just enjoying it.”

✶ “You look tired.” “I’ll rest when it’s over.”

✶ “That was reckless.” “It worked.”

✶ “You almost died.” “Almost.”

✶ “You look like you started a fight.” “I finished one.”

✶ “You didn’t follow the plan.” “There was a plan?”

✶ “You’re smiling.” “They thought they’d win.”

✶ “You didn’t bring backup.” “I didn’t need it.”

✶ “You’re outnumbered.” “Good.”

✶ “You’re not afraid?” “I’ve survived worse.”

✶ “That was reckless.” “Thank you.”

✶ “You came alone?” “Someone had to.”

✶ “You’re not even worried?” “I’m too tired to be.”

✶ “They’re waiting for you.” “Let them.”

✶ “You kicked the door down.” “It opened, didn’t it?”

✶ “You lost your sword.” “I’m improvising.”

✶ “You broke the table.” “It was in my way.”

✶ “You jumped off a roof.” “It was the fastest way down.”

✶ “You’re not walking away from this.” “I wasn’t planning to.”

✶ “You look like trouble.” “I usually am.”

✶ “You still trust your sword that much?” “It hasn’t failed me yet.”

✶ “You’re limping.” “Still faster than them.”

✶ “You look proud of yourself.” “I hit him, didn’t I?”

✶ “You’re enjoying this.” “They started it.”

✶ “You should run.” “I don’t run.”

✶ “That plan is insane.” “Then it’ll work.”

✶ “You really think you can win?” “I don’t have to think.”

✶ “They’ll hunt you for this.” “They already do.”

✶ “You’re bleeding.” “It builds character.”

✶ “That plan was terrible.” “It was effective.”

✶ “You’re not even worried.” “I came prepared.”

✶ “You don’t look like a hero.” “I’m not.”

[contentmusings]

HOLIDAY AFTERMATH; what now? — prompts tailored for the progressive end of the holiday season. use/adapt as you wish. leave a like or reblog if you use!

• ‘so… are we taking the decorations down today or do we wait until february?’

• ‘i want the decorations to stay forever!’

• ‘i swear the holidays lasted 5 minutes and an eternity at the same time.’

• ‘i am tired and i barely left the couch’

• ‘what’s on the menu today? oh, leftovers.’

• ‘and for dinner: more leftovers!’

• ‘i miss the excuse to do nothing and call it ‘festive.’’

• ‘january feels like a blow in my psyche, don’t ask why.’

• ‘i unplugged the lights, but emotionally I’m still very much lit’

• ‘you can’t expect the magic to be over as soon as the new year starts! we’ve been celebrating since the 25th!’

• ‘is it too early to miss the holidays?’

• ‘i’m already mourning what we experienced, the memories we made.’

• ‘listen, maybe i don’t want to catch that flight back home anymore.’

• ‘being together gave me a different kind of warmth.’

• ‘maybe the best present was to be present.’

• ‘i feel like I need a vacation from my vacation.’

• ‘please explain why time is moving faster now that I don’t want it to.’

• ‘i don’t want to be productive, I want to be festive again.’

• ‘the holidays left and took a bit of myself with them.’

• ‘we survived the season, but at what cost?’

• ‘don’t remind me of all the cleaning up we need to do.’

• ‘i haven’t processed that it’s over and I don’t plan to.’

• ‘if i ignore the calendar, it can’t hurt me… right?’

• ‘good thing about the new year… i get to start a new journaling book!’