Just Me

Dark Sense Of Humour, Filmmaker, Very Much F*cked Up But Who Isn’t?

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[millyevansforreal]

*Captain Barbossa voice*

“Mmmm, is this the stench of trigger I smell? Ahhh yes that be my anxiety stirring now...”

[millyevansforreal]

Anyone notice how each of the main characters in Alladin has an animal that represents their personality and or true self?

Alladin = Aboo the witty, sneaky, smart and sweet monkey. Who's also very agile when it comes to climbing.

Jasmine = the fierce, brave, bold tiger, of which tigers are solitary animals, unlike their relatives the Lions, female Tigers don't follow nor need a man, they like to live their own lives in great powerful strides.

Jafar = the Parrot. Need I say more? The smart but pathetic Bird.

And even Jasmine’s father, he doesn't have an animal, and he's pretty inconsequential... As if he has no characteristics.

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Watch your kids. Shit is serious out here.

[millyevansforreal]

I’m 50/50 with this shit, on one hand, kids are impossible so by this stage you don't gaf what they licking as long as they shut up about it... But on the other hand kids are useless disgusting satan sporn and I want them wioed from the face of this earth...

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

maybe if i post Fat fuck ill calm down.

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

[justareallyboredfangirl]

did it work

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

yea :)

[thatbassistbitch]

maybe if i reblog Fat fuck ill calm down.

[millyevansforreal]

Definitely helps.

[holybazookas]

Just another day in the hood

[millyevansforreal]

I love that they put an angry face on the blow up? Case let's be real we all know that's just cause it would have been way harder to beat the shit out of a blow up that had a sweet endearing face...

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Imagine eating beans

[millyevansforreal]

Yo funny story, I agree with this and consider myself a picky eater, but I have a bucket load of intolerances so bland meals like chicken and rice, or gluten free pasta with chicken mince, carrots, celery, garlic and salt, are all rather normal for me, beans is a meal I eat a lot, not baked beans, not beans in a sauce, just a can of butter beans cooked up with salt.

I practically have the diet of an apocalyptic life already. I feel like all my allergy intolerance and IBS ppl will know what I'm talking about.

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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I named him chicken nugget

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Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

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So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

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update hes entirely yellow now

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i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

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its happening

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False alarm he moved a bit This guy

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??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

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whats he doing

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its happening part 2 For Real This Time

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chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

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i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

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sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

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hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[madsciences]

we believe in you, chicken nugget

[millyevansforreal]

This is the best thing I've seen on the internet, this kind of stuff is usually fake I'm impressed

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Let’s get out of the dark ages once and for all

[millyevansforreal]

Women, might I add, who have also been scientifically proven to have better multitasking and decision making skills as well has a higher pain threshold as well as being less driven(there for less easily distracted) by sexual urges AND a better ability to empathise (to raise an infant)... Yeah we’d be in a better place...

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This pandemic gets very stressful

[millyevansforreal]

The fact that Australia isn't even on here really says it all about USA, UK, AU and the dynamic they’ve got going on...

[millyevansforreal]

Cas: *frowns at Dean for the millionth time*

Dean: *eye-f*cks Cas for the millionth time*

Sam: *leans down to Charlie* blind as a bat, the both of them

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[millyevansforreal]

Look it's Destiel...

[millyevansforreal]

Our dog ladies and gents.

[millyevansforreal]

I really need people to stop telling me ”it will get better”

Cause you don't know that's true, there are plenty of people who lived their whole life unhappy and died that way so you can't prove to me I'm any different.

Therefor the only reason you're telling me this is because you think I’m suicidal or something by just admiting my life isn't all that great right now.

I'm not.

I'm fine living like this, I will find things to enjoy in my life I will adapt, but trying to deny me acknowledgment that it really is as bad as it feels?

Do you know all that that archives? All that does is make me feel that I can't tell you how bad it really is cause all you’ll do is start the suicide prevention speech that I don't need.

People really need to learn that just cause when you try to imagine how you’d handle my life you can't see how you’d be able to deal with it doesn't mean I can't deal with it, all that means is you don't know how much you can actually go through yet cause you haven't gone through it.

You'd be surprised how much someone can deal with.

Denying them that they are dealing with that much though? That's what leads to depressed thoughts. That's what leads to feeling like giving up.

This is my rant. I know not every case is the same but I had to get it off my chest.

Thank you.

[kosmonin]

[valtsv]

“angel” is my favourite petname because yes, i am a primordial eldritch being with the divine power to melt the flesh from your bones, thank you,

[millyevansforreal]

Supernatural really ruined a lot of nice phrases and pet names

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Wholesome mom

[stagnantwater447-8995]

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

[laurbyboom]

um..i think you made this up for notes?

[stagnantwater447-8995]

first of all, how dare you

[millyevansforreal]

Second, I NEED THIS SO SHUT UP AND PRETEND ITS REAL