Real Life Furby Steals Goods... and Our Hearts

you ate my chocalets and now your dead. my name's piper and i love to HAVE a time. everyone is changed forever, ok? I look like this! and since people ask, yes you can reblog those posts (I love attention). bABOUT me- tweeter.. art blog? Check out FurbyFiles.zip! Your #1 stop for Fun Furby Figures and Pix™.

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[coolxatu]

[bai-marionette-deactivated20180]

*leaves

[coolxatu]

where are you going

[dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022]

batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like

killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham

poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

[fritolaycorporation]

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

[bourtange]

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

[txttletale]

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

[savedgame]

ok

[xwiredearbuds2014x]

[txttletale]

speaking of hedging, one criticism i always hate that's often levelled against people doing media criticism or analysis is variations on "oh they think all their opinions are correct" yeah i'd hope so--don't understand why someone would hold an opinion they think is wrong! i hate the culture of endlessly qualifying everything you say to mollify an interlocutor who feels like your strongly held opinion is an imposition on their free will and i think nobody ought to bend to it. make your criticisms and points with your fucking chest. if you think you need my permission to disagree with me then you will die my thrall and be buried in my tomb

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

im going to go eat dinner

[longscarydream]

this is bad

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

im done eating dinner

[longscarydream]

perchu you fucking ate for 5 hours

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

the important thing is im done

[wordswithimages]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's working keep going

[calamity-corner]

they're lying to us and claiming that ringo's only magic item is the st christopher medal. they don't want us to know about the elf stones

[eversonitro]

seemed very fed up when i tried it

[amusedmuralist]

The search term is among those recommended when you type, does ringo starr

However Gemini has taken its ball and gone home

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

?!!!!!

[queerculus]

amazing news OP

[gardenvarietychao]

it took some specification but i didnt even mention musicians at all, just the 2014 auction (it still refuses to believe that he owns them)

[demon-empress-of-gold]

[wirelessmousegirl]

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras in miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

[theonion]

Apologizing to his tenant for circumstances that were beyond his control, local landlord Eddie Turley was reportedly forced Monday to raise the rent due to thinking of a bigger number. “You can re-sign your lease, but I have to raise it by $250 a month because I realized there was a bigger number your rent could be,” Turley informed his tenant of six years, attributing the rent increase to a need to keep up with the rising numbers he could envision.

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[nouveau-riche-princess]

when she lets me hit

[sovietnam]

[unbeknownsttomen]

Their relationship is... complicated

At the beggining of the story cely compares toril with a probopass and then none of the fanart i saw incorporated this at all and i decided this had to be rectified

[laurbyboom]

it’s ridiculous how bad of a program itunes is for how much it’s been actively maintained for decades and how much its owner company is worth. if i wasnt getting apple music for free I would have nuked this shit off my computer years ago

[wombrion]

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