I Need a Nap and Some Dick

♚Milo Vincent McCarthy♚ ♚New York City♚ ♚Homosexual♚ ♚An Actual Queen♚

[milovmccarthy]

Text || Open

Toby: If it's milk then no, just, don't do it. You can thank me later for it.

Milo: It's not milk.

[milovmccarthy]

Text || Open

Ariella: Uhhhh. I wouldn't. I really wouldn't.

Milo: It's my favorite drink though.

[milovmccarthy]

Text || Blaine

Blaine: Does it smell funny?

Milo: It's not terrible.

[milovmccarthy]

Text || Open

Milo: Can I still drink something if it expired a week ago?

Boston: I wouldn't if I were you.

Milo: That's what I was thinking.

[milovmccarthy]

Text || Open

Milo: Can I still drink something if it expired a week ago?

[milovmccarthy]

[Text] Hey! I don't think I got a chance to tell you, but your show was really awesome. Seriously. I had a lot of fun.

[Text] Thank you! It’s even more fun to perform, to be honest.

[blainesbeenbowtied-blog]

Yeah, um…he’s awake now, which is good. He’ll probably end up having to stay the night, just to be sure, but they said if all checks out, he should be just fine. They say it looks worse than it is

[milovmccarthy]

Progress is good.

[thetobyanderson-blog]

The real question is, which one do you want more. The something or the someone? Cause I can help with both but probably not in the way you want me to for the latter. Because it’ll be more like someone to do… puzzles with or some shit like that. 

[milovmccarthy]

In that case, I want something.

[liana-lopez-deactivated20160512]

Well you’re a little forward. I like you.

[milovmccarthy]

I like me too.

[blainesbeenbowtied-blog]

Oh my god. Oh my god. I–okay, guys…Ben’s, uh…Ben’s in the hospital. He got hit today at practice, and…they’re saying it’s a concussion and he should be okay, but…um, they want to keep him here a bit, to monitor and, uh, I don’t know…Could someone walk Winnie for me? I took her out before I left but I wasn’t expecting to be out this long and…please?

[milovmccarthy]

Blaine, that’s terrible. He’ll be okay though.

[u-go-coco-jo-blog]

I’ll try to remember it if I were to ever watch porn. 

[milovmccarthy]

Do you not watch porn, like at all?

[kurthummelized]

We’ll make it happen. 

[milovmccarthy]

I can’t wait!

[spiritalbarn-deactivated2022020]

Oh! Then I’ll give you his number.

[milovmccarthy]

Oh my god, thank you!

[blainesbeenbowtied-blog]

Awesome! Can’t wait to see you!

[milovmccarthy]

Okay, see you!

[zachariahcrawford]

I’m sure you say this fairly often. 

[milovmccarthy]

You’re right, I do.

[kurthummelized]

Well, I can go with you next time. Seeing as my best friend just got engaged, I haven’t had the chance to play wingman for a while. Besides, I miss dancing. 

[milovmccarthy]

I’m excited for when that day comes!

[theawesome-lucassharper-blog]

Man and I thought I was a horndog.

[milovmccarthy]

I’m kinda always horny.