I NEED TO LOCK IN. I NEED TO BE NORMAL. I NEED TO BE RICH.
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@theartofmadeline

Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@mimi-why
I NEED TO LOCK IN. I NEED TO BE NORMAL. I NEED TO BE RICH.
submitting a blown-up printout of goatse as my final english paper at the university of oklahoma, and when they fail me, it will prove that i am being persecuted for my support of traditional marriage, as illustrated by the wedding ring
Just applied to OSU so I can try this. Will update
Asking for prayers... No particular reason I just live in Oklahoma and some bitch wrote a bad essay.
its fucking dember.
not happening guys sorry!!!
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hello august you piece of shit
goodbye august you piece of shit
Anyways ignore that last post... Dreaming of a plum purple fall <3
Posting my nail art is a lot of fun because I'll put the caption as "dreaming of a plum purple fall <3" and in reality I'm dreaming of the sun exploding.
Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.
I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.
Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.
Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.
Goodbye, Homosapiens
Im actually so flabbergasted
゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。
I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse
the only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is i'm outside
my sexual fantasy is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me
the chain by fleetwood mac. You agree