Mimu (aka Shizu 3.0)

24 || she/they || Um, enjoy your stay || Maybe check out my Undertale AU blog! https://www.tumblr.com/outboundskelliebros?source=share

[mimimuta]

Hello everyone! @shizshizu here! Made a new blog cause tumblr was being super restrictive in my old one and I couldn't find out why

[tilltheyhiggonmyboson]

this is so funny to me

[britneyshakespeare]

bob dylan accepts that it’s 2001

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

i love the differences between the people answering. on the floor rn

[peachylipskiss-deactivated20150]

how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom

[allrivenkithandkin]

hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes

regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out

fix your makeup and make sure you’re not sweaty

go back out and live a lie

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

reblog to save a life

[fried-demon-potato]

Pat dry your face - DONT rub. It will agitate the skin and make it red again.

Fan your face too, feels good as well as reducing redness.

AND IF SOMEONE STILL NOTICES AND ASKS ABOUT IT. EXCUSES:

“I sneezed and my eyes watered” “I yawned and my eyes watered” “Stubbed my toe” “Hit my elbow” “Hit *previously injured body part* on something.”

Trust me, as someone who has learned to shift from anxious wreck to “Everything’s Great! :) ™” in 0.2 seconds when I need to, These work. They really work.

[smooth-bandit-deactivated201910]

For those who need it.

[biasinboy-deactivated20220427]

Blame it on weed or something in your eye

[alberteatsglass]

calm down there micheal 

[saintishluke]

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[diluftmensch]

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

[gutsygills]

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

[tobiasdrake]

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

[the-evil-skull]

This is not meant to sound hostile or vague anyone but this is bothering me. "Inshallah" means "if God wills it". If your intention is to say you hope the hips don't lie but whether the hips lie or not is up to God, then you say "Inshallah the hips don't lie" but if you're trying to say "wow, the hips don't lie" or something similar, which I think is what the op was getting at, then you say "Mashallah the hips don't lie" which means "God has willed it, the hips don't lie"

[moldavite]

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

[gamergirl-niffler]

[intercal]

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

[intercal]

the whole club was looking at worms

[thepurpleglass]

[meltesh28]

let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude

[solemnv0id]

Just doing some bullshit

Original

[uno-uberrare-universe]

Hey so apparently liking posts with Krusie tags makes an arrow go through a heart now probably dor valentines and it's likely not just krusie either so just wanted to ket everyone know

[womanguy]

why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

[angel-advise]

person who assumes maleness as default and refuses to interrogate this: yeah this character has no gender, they're just a little Guy

[angel-advise]

you literally could not even make it past word two before calling me a man

[metaphlorist]

1. this is not true

2. ‘i’m not misogynist i’m just a fan of the mcelroy brothers’ ?