judy

just a girl

[diluftmensch]

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

[diluftmensch]

keep a cuck chair at the end of the bed for elijah

[diluftmensch]

kinksters local 405

[diluftmensch]

as a 5'11" woman i’m taller than most 6' men

[diluftmensch]

dripping wet corkscrew dussy make me go ‘quack’

[transattacks]

Maybe id actually get my regular pussy exams if gynecology ads werent always like “hey WOMAN! Get your WOMAN parts checked out! It’s important that you take care of your LADIES! And by ladies I mean breasts! Your FEMININE health is important!”

[diluftmensch]

do it for robert eads

[diluftmensch]

do you prefer your armpit shaved or full bush?

[diluftmensch]

namco has gone woke, now it’s mx. pac-man and they don’t even tell you whether xe has a penis

[diluftmensch]

after i changed genders and started using women’s restrooms i noticed that the glory holes are much cleaner in there

[diluftmensch]

women always lay down the sanitary paper cover before they use the glory hole

[charl0ttan]

did anyone else just get pregnant

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*irony-poisoned marvel movie quip that cuts through any sincerity or seriousness in the scene voice* wait - did anyone else just get pregnant?

[charl0ttan]

hes right inside me isnt he

[diluftmensch]

after i changed genders and started using women’s restrooms i noticed that the glory holes are much cleaner in there

[diluftmensch]

guy who has never seen the matrix before but has watched a lot of isekai anime, seeing trinity get hit by a truck at the beginning of the movie: i understand what happened

[diluftmensch]

i wanted to improve my pissing aim so i got an extra long packer that reaches all the way into the toilet

[diluftmensch]

when will robert eggers become roberta beautifulwomaners

[diluftmensch]

if there isn’t at least one slur to describe you i’m not sure we can be friends

[diluftmensch]

brain worms? more like, worms of wisdom

[diluftmensch]

matchmaker, matchmaker, match my freak