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[motherfucker-unlimited]

Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

[malandi]

full fucking offense but schools should automatically pass all students right now idgaf about nerd feelings like there's a rule that if a disaster falls on the school like a fire or an earthquake then all the students pass well i think a global pandemic that threatens and destroys the physical emotional mental and financial aspects of people's lives kinda fucking counts as a disaster

[ellatholmes]

physically i'm staring at the ceiling but mentally i'm writing a six book saga complete with it's own tv show and movie series

[horsegirlkj]

*misses fruits that are out of season*

[chaoticeddie]

[stimman4000]

visothkakvei

[hellerism]

christianity isn’t real dude they made it up for supernatural

[synthetic-blanket-hairs-deactiv]

i rlly dont want the theater industry to die. seeing a movie is like?? a hard emotional reset when i need it most. get away from my family + my house and sit in big dark room for 2 hours eating overpriced food???? that is the closest i will get to heaven before i die. i love movie theaters so much. please God let them live

[wadewilson-parker]

Heroes at Home

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

[studentlifeproblems]

[baaulp]

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

[krystal-prisms]

In all ways but literal, I am a house cat

[whitepeopletwitter]

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

This is the funniest thing I have ever read

[wolfwhovian]

I have to hear this song nonstop while I’m working and this makes it so much better

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

Jjfjehhdhehe

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know what? I’m not a simple person with simple tastes. I’m exceedingly complicated and my tastes are extremely convoluted.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Never mind i was just thirsty

[what-even-is-thiss]

Why won’t body tell me that it needs water in a direct way

[unicode-fourpoint-star]

Oh you were parched i thought u were horny

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m asexual and I crave moisture

[first-and-last-neocount]

I’m getting “I’m Asexual And I Crave Moisture” printed on a T-shirt.

[ramenreptiles]

Y'all ever wonder who's job it was to paint spots on bearded dragons for the "yellow spotted lizards" from Holes?

[fluffygif]

What a magical painting by Laurasbeatingart

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