[buttpoems]

[lisakitto]

[yaddy123-deactivated20140921]

This is everything.

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

[radio-freedunmovin-deactivated2]

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”

[skinoutqueen]

Maggie’s entire transition is funny

[webbut]

This is kinda depressing.

[dreadianz]

[deliveryxiao]

NO WAY LMAO

[thebeauramos]

Omfg

[kingfarron]

I’M DONE 

[lovelyrosebun]

Yesssssss

[harveyjames-deactivated20190122]

For five years now my tumblr has been strictly news about my work and upcoming projects and then someone made this 

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I AM DONE

[tastefullyoffensive]

by See Bang

[m4rzmerde]

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[ohfuckyeahcillianmurphy]

[thecharliebrownphilosophy]

[republicofnowhere]

[gogomrbrown]

I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztec cities they were stunned by the grid. The Aztecs had city planning and that there was no rational lay out to European cities at the time. No organization.

[punkrockradio]

When the Spanish first arrived in Tenochtitlan (now downtown mexico city) they thought they were dreaming. They had arrived from incredibly unsanitary medieval Europe to a city five times the size of that century’s london with a working sewage system, artificial “floating gardens” (chinampas), a grid system, and aqueducts providing fresh water. Which wasn’t even for drinking! Water from the aqueducts was used for washing and bathing- they preferred using nearby mountain springs for drinking. Hygiene was a huge part if their culture, most people bathed twice a day while the king bathed at least four times a day. Located on an island in the middle of a lake, they used advanced causeways to allow access to the mainland that could be cut off to let canoes through or to defend the city. The Spanish saw their buildings and towers and thought they were rising out of the water. The city was one of the most advanced societies at the time.

Anyone who thinks that Native Americans were the savages instead of the filthy, disease ridden colonizers who appeared on their land is a damn fool.

[robotsandfrippary]

They’ve also recently discovered a lost Native American city in Kansas called Etzanoa It rivals the size of Cahokia, which was very large as well.

[animationsource]

Snoopy Come Home (1972)

[prettynerdieworks]

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[wiiuapologist]

pornhub: chaotic good

[sundercity]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

what timeline is this

[unfollovving]

pornhub doing a better job than Trump/America

[clevelandslair]

somewhere in all this bad pornhub is out here doing so much good

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

[reverbpotato]

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

[setsu-nana]

Happy sauce machine broke

[lundayy]

We only got sad sauce

[kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411]

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

[agentverbivore]

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

[thejazzykittykat]

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

[xyxul-deactivated20201020]

W H E E Z E

[historicaltimes]

On the steps of Eros, Piccadilly Circus, 1969

via reddit

[ruinedchildhood]